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(I Became Beyonce's Half Sister)

A Average 35 year old Man Was suddenly chosen by luck to be reincarnated in another world, only for things not To go as Planned.

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TIMESKIP & Flashbacks.

TIMESKIP: 7 Years Later.

It's been seven years since I've moved into big Mama's house with my grandmother and let me tell you during these past Seven years I've come to the conclusion that my family is Crazy yes I said Crazy because during these past year's there has been Tons of Situations which I'll get into later anyways During these past seven years I've focued on my singing and still didn't make much progress but surprisingly the progress on Fantasia's template went up as i aged still Showing my training wasn't for nothing and my Hypothesis is that my body is still growing Even at 12 which is good news Because I don't want to be a short woman anyways but if i put much effort into fantasia's template I'll eventually become a better singer than she was at the pace I'm progressing at but the Most important thing right now is about the Crazy Situations Which I'll list Some of the worst ones during these seven years.

1. Which is the sex Situation Aka Grandmother and wannabe Gangster.

2. The Murder Aka Yet Again my dearest grandmother & Surprisingly Big Mama.

3.is the Daddy issues Aka Deadbeat Mathew & Bad parenting Aka My beloved grandmother.

4. Is the Mental issues Aka Grandmother.

5. Is my Period Aka Me.

As you can see this is the list I struggle with during my Day to day life during these past Seven years which does keeps you entertained at time but tests your mental strength and your Sanity anyways without further ado let's get Into the times I wish I was never born a Girl props to Ass licker Rob.

(Rob's POV)

"ACHOO." Said Rob sneezing Hardly.

"are you ok sir." said Rob's Assistant While setting the papers on his desk.

"Yes I'm fine someone must be talking about me." said Rob.

(Flashback 1.: Sex Situation Aka Horny Grandmother)

1977/ Houston TX

I was Currently sitting on the porch minding my own business reading a book like always only to Yet Again for the Millionth time to be Interrupted from my thoughts.

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

I looked up from my book and looked around with a annoyed face to see what the source of the sound was only to find nothing and set the book on the table and got up from the chair and went off the porch to the back of the house the only obvious place to do anything.

As I was walking to the back of the House the sound grew louder making me pause and sigh knowing the sound of sex anywhere because I wasn't a virgin in my past Life.

I turned around the corner and seen the gangster wannabe pounding my grandmother hardly From Behind With a yet again very much minor me hearing and finding them behind the house where they shouldn't be at Because big Mama's garden is back here.

"FUCK YOU GET ON MY NERVES." said the Gangster wannabe Thrusting hardly with the obvious Stud name Tyrone.

"FUCK YOU TYRONE." Said my Grandmother Angrily clearly enjoying the Pleasure of a man.

I turned away from them and Looked at the Readers Pausing the world,with a Million dollar Resting bitch Face, Breaking the Fourth Wall and said " As you can see this is the stuff I go through throughout my day to day life which I think you will not like to see the Rest of my flashbacks so without further Ado let's proceed back to the Story but before that I have fo Add that they have a hate love relationship anyways to the story."

....

"I lied on to the next flashback." I said while walking back to the porch wanting to protect my delicate young heart from such unslighty things you know me being a Minor and all.

(Flashback 2.: The Murder)

1976/ Houston TX

I was In the Living Sitting on the couch watching the News with a pile of books next to me keeping myself up to date while big mama was Sleeping in the rocking Chair next to me but of course I always have to be interrupted.

*DING*

*DONG*

"ILL GET IT." Said my grandmother loudly like always.

Big mama woke up and said Tiredly "What happened did the war end." she said Clearly still half sleep.

I got off the Couch and went up to her and said while waking her up fully "Big mama someone's knocking on the door." I said not wanting to deal with more bullshit than I already have to.

She woke up fully and said loudly to my grandmother at the door "LITTLE GIRL WHO'S AT THE THE FRONT DOOR."

"GRANDMA IM A GROWN ASS WOMAN." Said my grandmother yelling back.

"Yea living in my house." Said Big mama mumbling under her breath thinking I didn't hear her.

I rolled my eyes and sat back on the couch and continued watching the news while drinking the tea the nurse prepared for me.

"BIG MAMA THE POLICE IS HERE." Said my grandmother loudly Yet again.

"LET HIM IN." Said Big Mama loudly while Grabbing her tea to moisture her old throat.

I almost choked on the tea I was drinking and thought "that dumb bitch we have a peekhole she most likely just opened the door and if the police is here they most likely found one of the bodyparts" I thought while thinking of the locations of the rest of my singing instructors bodyparts after being chopped up and burned but they most likely found some sort of Evidence.

As my grandmother brought the officer into the living I was considering all the questions he'll ask so I don't hesitate to answer or it will make me look suspicious even though im 8 years old to young to go to juvenile detention center.

As the officer sat down in the living room he said "nice to meet you Ms Knowles my name is officer Brown I've come to ask you a couple of questions about the investigation of a Missing person named Ferdinand Anderson he was a singing instructor and the last place befroe his death was the Knowles residence which makes the residents who lived there suspect's." Said Officer Brown.

"Nice to meet you to officer Brown you are correct that Instructor Ferdinand was at my residence but he was Teaching my granddaughter how to sing but I have no recollection of why he was there at the time of his death because I was here helping take care of my grandmother." Said my grandmother with a sad face playing her role well Which made me my mood improve because I want to live a good new life.

I Studied the officers facial expressions for any signs of twitching and said "excuse m..."

"Would you like some tea young man you must have traveled far to get all the way out here to meet us." said Big Mama cutting me off with a Genuine smile.

I rolled my eyes from being cut off and looked at the police officer who was surprised at the offering of something to drink obviously not usually getting such good will from his other house meetings.

"That would be nice thank you very much." said the Officer smiling.

Big Mama gestured to her nurse who brought the already made tea in and sat the tea on the table and Left to attend to her duties.

The officer picked up the tea and took a sip of it and sat it back down and said "so I would like to ask about what Mr Anderson said or did at the time before his death even the location in the residence Before his death." Said the officer not really believing my grandmothers words because who would.

I looked at my My Grandmother who was Rubbing her wrist trying to calm herself down but only giving herself away and I sneakily pinched her.

"EEEEEEEEEP." said my grandmother jumping up.

"What's wrong." Said big Mama.

The officer stared at her suspiciously and then looked at me and said with a smile "hello crystalline my name is Officer Brown I'd li... Argh."

"What happened." I said confused at why he suddenly stopped talking.

"Should we get Rid of him." said my grandmother obviously not helping the situation.

"no just call the ambulance he'll die before they get here I gave him some of my Cyanide." said Big Mama being a Savage.

"Wait you Put Untraceable poison in his Tea." I said Surprised and trying to digest all of what's happening.

"Oh Im surprised you know of that poison Alina." Said big Mama surprised.

I looked looked at my grandmother who was observing the officer Clearly on the brink of death and said rolling my eyes "grandma call the doctor before we have another officer coming to this house asking about this officers death in yet another Knowles residence."

My grandmother realized what I said and immediately we went to call the ambulance.

I looked away from her and looked at the readers making the world pause and said "As you can see this is also what I had do deal with at this time Finding that my big Mama killed an officer by just tea shows how manipulative she can be and how retarted my grandmother can be at times of when we need a Brain it really tests your mental strength anyways on to the next one."

(Flashback 3.: Deadbeat Father Mathew & Bad parenting Aka my lovely Grandmother)

1978/ Houston TX

I was Currently on the Porch steps Reading a Historical book with my deadbeat Father Mathew sitting next to me just yapping Complaining about life.

"So Crystalline I've been dating this beautiful and smart Woman for awhile and I've been wondering if you will like to meet her her name is Celestine Beyoncè but sometimes She can be annoying but i still love her its weird i never experienced such feelings for other woman." Said Mathew in a Day dreamy way.

"I'm good." I said Refusing smoothly.

"You know I dont Know why momma always yells at me like I'm still a child." Said Mathew confused.

"It's her way of showing love." I said in the background while flipping the page of my book.

"You know crystalline life has much to offer and you can become anything you want to be when you get older if you put much effort into it you can become anything you want to be." Said Mathew encouraging me thinking I'll fall for such things as a fathers words especially coming from a deadbeat one at that.

"Same to you." I said flipping the page again.

"I wonder why momma moved to big Mama's house." Said Mathew confused.

"Same." I said while reading.

"Crystalline do you hate me for abandoning you." Said Mathew.

"No." I said flipping the page again.

"Why though." Asked Mathew.

"Because I'll go grey young if I worry over such things." I said while flipping the page again.

"Bu....." Said Mathew about to speak only to get cut off.

"ALINA GET IN THIS HOUSE AND DONT TALK TO THAT DEADBEAT SIMP WHO CANT EVEN GET A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE OF HIS OWN." Said my grandmother from inside the house.

I looked up from my book and looked at the readers with a bored face making the world pause yet Again and said "my point exactly guardians shouldn't curse around kids my age and we have a deadbeat father who's trying to step back into my life after all this time it would have worked if I didn't reincarnate into this body and was the Crystalline before but unfortunately im not anyways on we go to the next flashback which I'll show from Before we came to big Mama's house.

(Flashback 4.: Mental issues aka grandmother dearest)

1973/ Houston TX

I was Downstairs sitting on the Sofa Sipping on Apple juice while reading a book until I heard banging on the front door.

*BANG BANG BANG*

"IF I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME TO STOP BANGING ON MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR AGAIN SOMEBODY FINNA DIE." Said my Crazy grandmother.

My grandmother opened the front door about to pull her gun out with a very much Minor Which is me sitting on the couch watching.

"Oh it's you come in." Said my grandmother to a Man who looked around her age came in Sagging with a Tank top on and a big chain around his neck and weed in his mouth and shades on.

"Who else would it be you Crazy bitch." Said the gangster obvious.

"Who the fuck you talking to like that." said my Grandmother.

I Watched them go At it back and forth and rolled my eyes at them who where made for eachother and in case your wondering that's my grandmother's new boyfriend well she says he's her best friend Which complicates things but I call him her boyfriend since I caught them having sex on the couch yesterday.

I sighed at seeing to much with my young body in this life and said To them "Can y'all just get rid of the body all ready and fuck all you like later." I said with a resting bitch face.

My grandmother immediately snapped on me screaming at me About Cursing and how a child shouldn't be cursing which made me roll my eyes even more at her about realizing the importance of that now out of all the things I've been through during this past week.

I pushed my grandmother out of my face and said to The gangster wannabe "how are we gonna hide this Murder from the police."

"Oh don't worry about that baby girl I got y'all." He said and Went to the kitchen to make a call while my grandmother's mindset seems to have changed Again to a serious one this time making me seriously wonder if I'm safe as a growing little girl in this life.

I looked at the readers and said With a a sigh "This is exactly my point about mental how it teates your mental process and might loose a few brain cells along the way anyways on to the last flashback."

(Flashback 5.: my Period aka me how fun)

1980/ Houston TX

I was in the kitchen helping my grandmother cook only to suddenly feel a cramp in my stomach making my stomach hurt.

"What's wrong Alina." said my grandmother with a worried face.

"My stomach hurts." I said and ran to the nearest bathroom with my grandmother running after me at her age which is surprising.

I leaned over the toilet feeling like I have to throw up only for nothing to come out.

"That's weird it must be my strong physique helping" I thought.

I felt something dripping from my female part and was about to check only for my grandmother to barge in having followed me.

*BOOM*

"Here I brought pads and gimme your panties so I can put it in the washer." Said my grandmother.

I Paused for a moment traumatized but quickly came back to reality and grabbed the pads and sighed wishing I still had my Dick at times like this and got to work.

I turned and looked at the readers and said With a annoyed face "What the Fuck are you looking at never seen a pussy before you Fucking virgins, Just kidding but this is some of my worst experiences especially the 5th one even if it didn't seem like it bye now." I Said waving.