Cooking and going to Earth

1500 years later

Bael wakes up and yawns before looking towards his side where he sees a cute little loli Ophis.

Bael starts wondering when she will wake up since quite frankly he has nothing to do besides sleeping and eating which he naturally doesn't need to eat but what else can he do?

He's extremely bored sitting here since it's been a few days and he wants to start going to earth and meet the other gods that should have been born in the recent years, but he wants to go with Ophis so he is waiting for her.

Bael starts wondering if he should just ditch her and go by himself but he hesitates since if she were to wake up right now then she would undoubtedly blast the shit out of the place.

Bael starts to sigh and wonder if he should learn how to cook so he can eat good food, and it could be good to pick up women with his cooking.

Whats the worse that could happen?

Bael said and asks the system.

"System buy a beginners cooking manual."

[Cooking manual has been bought for 100 points sending to your inventory.]

"System how many points do I have?"

[You currently have 9900 points, you got 10000 from when you was just born host.]

Bael sighs and wonder what he can buy with so little.

He opens his inventory and finds the cooking manual and starts going through it, it's like a memory per say.

Bael gets up and starts going to the kitchen to start cooking. But he realized one slight problem..

He doesn't have any way to get food, unless he bought it from the system which personally he thinks is quite a waste for points but what can he do?

So he directly bought simple ingredients from the system.

~Egg

~Bacon

~Salt

~Pepper

~Condiments

(I'm going for a simple breakfast but I don't know what people would eat so I put what I eat)

Bael goes to the stove and turns it on to the right temperature and buys a pan from the system but worry not it isnt normal.

[Pan of fire: When cooking with this pan no matter what kind of fire you use it will never get burnt, meaning you don't need to worry about it melting.]

Bael looks at the description and really thinks the system has good stuff but it cost him to many points. 2000 just for a damn pan.

He starts cracking the eggs and put them in the pan, and he starts going over to the side and gets another so he can start cooking the bacon.

He puts the cold pan down and starts laying 6 strips, he then puts it on low and starts to wait for it.

He starts to pour the grease of the bacon carefully, and cooks it again.

After 5-6 minutes the bacon is finally done and it is nice and crispy.

He goes to the eggs and has to wait 10 more minutes and then they will be done.

Bael starts to wonder if he's doing this right but judging by the manual it should be good!

"Ding"

He looks over to the eggs and sees they are finished and puts them one a plate, he gets the ketchup and starts putting it all over his eggs and grabs the salt and pepper and just puts a little bit on.

'System what kind of dinner tables do you have?' Bael thought he should get a good table since he doesn't wanna look poor.

[Host here's the list.]

[-Normal dinner table: Your average table you eat at, nothing special about it.

-Dinner table made out of dirt: a trash table that has dirt. If you wanna eat dirt then buy it.

-Crystal table: A dinner table thats crystal clear, has special properties which are..

1.Spotless:Doesnt become dirty and automatically cleans itself

2.Good food: Whatever food you eat on this table becomes better, even if the food is dog shit.]

"Wow not bad, okay buy this table system! Bael said.

[Right away, host]

[Crystal clear table has been added to your inventory.]

Bael opens his inventory and takes out the table, he goes into the other room and puts it down and it took up a bit of space since it's kinda big.

He sits down and starts eating his meal and when he took a bite he really thought the properties work. He cooking tasted really great!

After eating his breakfast, Bael went back to the room and see if Ophis was up yet.

When he got in there he could see she just got up by the way she looked around, but when she spotted him she instantly punched his face which bamboozled him.

But is he a man if he doesn't fight back? So Bael ended up uppercutting her and sent her flying to the wall, which were thankfully stronger then normal.

When Ophis was about to start hitting him again he said..

"Wait wait!"

"You should calm down and stop trying to hit me"

"no"

"Why not?"

"dumb cat?"

"…."

"Alright let's stop wasting time and go."

Bael doesn't really want to waste more time then he already did sitting here.

"Go where?"

Ophis was a confused since she didn't know where they would go? But she didn't over think it.

"We are going to earth"

"What's earth?"

"Earth is the place connected to the dimensional gap, and where there are other people besides us", Bael explained.

"hm okay"

They both start making there way out of Babylon and when Ophis sees where they are she is curious but she doesn't ask.

They open a gap and on the other side is earth, they don't hesitate and head straight in.

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-Earth

2 Unfamiliar people suddenly dropped out of the sky and they both looked around curiously.

That's right they are both Bael and Ophis and right now they are trying to find people and see this place since it's both there first time.

"Let's head in that direction I feel some life over there", Bael said to Ophis thanks to his life bloodline it makes it easier to see life.

"Hm"

Soon they saw a pack of 6 wolves that looked to be hunting for food and both Bael and Ophis made their way towards them after Bael explained what they are.

When they got close to them the wolves instantly prostrated themselves before the two of them whilst shivering since both of them had a small amount of their aura released, showing their power.

The wolves also felt respect for the strange creatures in front of them.

"Have you seen any two legged creatures around here like myself?" Bael questioned.

Meanwhile Ophis looked at me as if I was a idiot for talking to a small 'puppy'. However she was shocked when the 'puppy' began to nod and all though she couldn't understand it, she could tell it was communicating with stupid cat.

"Yes two legged creature, hunt us, kill brethren, eat us, over there." It spoke to Bael and Bael could tell it hasn't fully devolved its intelligence.

Soon Bael and Ophis began to walk in the direction where the wolf pointed whilst Ophis stared at Bael.

"What is it?" Bael asked after minutes of non-stop staring.

"Stupid cat speak to puppies?" She questioned with a head tilt.

"Yes I'm a mythical beast and can understand all animals."

Ophis was slightly jealous at this and wanted to be able to do the same, though she didn't know whether it was because of the ability itself or the fact that she doesn't like Bael doing something she can't and Bael picked up on this.

"Oya, are you jealous lizard, do you want me to be your translator since you can only speak to me?" His tone of playfulness and his eyes if amusement pissed Ophis off to no end and she was just about to punch her when both of their senses picked up on a cluster of life a head of them and when they arrived they saw a village of sorts.

A very undeveloped one mind you, there was tents instead of houses, a tiny wooded fence that had holes large enough for a wolf to walk through with ease and weapons they could see were basically just wooden sticks or clubs that had been sharpened.

The clothes they were wearing were just animal pelt that covered the bare minimum and some were even naked.

The people wearing said clothes looked like… apes? They were quite small at just over a meter tall, they could be taller but they were hunched over.

They had long faces in the shape of an oval with long noses and thick lips and were covered in body hair, including the women.

Bael and Ophis were just about to go and get a closer look when they heard an ice-cold voice behind them.

"Who are you?" As they both turned around, they could see a young man who looked around 20, grey colored hair that reached his chin and bright blue eyes. Yahweh himself.

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A/N

The beginning might be trash, sorry ;) I'm a bit new to writing so I don't know much.

Next chapter will be meeting the God(S)