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" Navi? Where the F*** did you threw me this time?! "

Well what could go wrong when you have streak of bad-luck from your childhood. Orphan.....(meh regular route.) Step-parents taking your inheritance money. (Ok, It's getting a little annoying now.) Leaving you alone, cuz you don't have money anymore....(Again..... betrayal route, most common in Xanxia plots.) No money to buy Markiplier's Onlyfans Subscription. ༼⁠.´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ Get Masturbate-blocked by your travel companion appearing out of a TV from which you gonna watch some Hentai. (Bro wanna fight?) Finally getting robbed of that Hentai pen-drive at death, who turned out to be your step-father. (...........) This is story about a wanker who soul bounded with a being outside of 4th wall. Now he can visit any universe, faceslap anyone & even loot a whole planet. Cuz why not, when you have power, you have authority over lower beings. So why not to dream about challenging Solomon on the conquest of harem. This is a story of a beginner Harem King. The Pokemon master. (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠) A/N : I don't own any characters, events or places depicted in this fanfiction. MC : Sigh* I still regret, you could have given me a proper travel companio- Navi!? The f*** where are we now? What!? Your mum gey~ The heck did you sent me this time!!

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Sunny got steel balls.

"Look what I will do now. Watch my back if something exceeding happens." Sunny informed me while I nodded back.

He looked at the group which was discussing about their achievements. Looking at them, there dresses screamed nobility.

Sunny approached them and stopped infront of them and looked at them disdain.

With a full voice of utter aloud sunny said,

"Ascended? Excellent? What the big deal?!"

His words made the entire hall chill in silence. Everyone looked at him with bewilderment and shock. While the young man smiled politely like a certain snake eyed antagonist in cultivation novels.

The young man had certain type coldness within his eyes which tried to calculate every move. Here Sunny was already regretting to find such specimen. But milk had been already spilt you can't make cake out of it.

After few seconds the one of the young man's companion who looked like a Lackey replied, "Um.... friend you mustn't know the workings of spell. Caster achievements are great." With his side eyes he gave furtive glance to said Caster before saying.

"He's a legacy after all."

I could already see the sudden chill in Sunny's back who was contemplating whether he choose the right fish or not.

But taking a deep breath, he responded, "Are you trying to pull a prank on me? You call this remarkable?"

His reply even chilled the back of the Lackeys beside the Caster who were now thinking of consequences. Sleepers were looking at Sunny with hostility as if asking what was his appraisal.

Caster himself kept quiet finding the situation funny as he felt his lackey's were becoming restless.

While Sunny smiled with utter contempt.

"I will let you know.... uh yes, 'glorious'! And the aspect I acquired was uh... Divine Aspect." His words even broke my stupor. The fool was trying to play the fool by telling truth as if lying. Even the silver hair girl eyes flickered with a knowing intelligence.

After that everyone in the room gave him strange looks, as no one had received divine aspects before, they thought Sunny was a lunatic. But still many suspected if he was a spawn of a legendary clan, as his appraisal 'glorious' might be truth.

Sunny knew what were in the minds of those snobby brats, so he responded again.

"Mind you I'm not from such legacy clans. Pfft! I'm from outskirts and didn't even recieved combat training. While him got uh... 'Excellent' what he was doing picking his nose?"

Now everyone thought that there was a possibility that Sunny was a powerful person through efforts broke down. Some even looked at him with pity.

Finally Caster spoke with same polite smile.

"Glorious? Omoshiroi! Would you mind telling your adventures?"

Sunny couldn't back down now as he felt the sudden chillness in Caster eyes increase. He answered Caster's rhetoric with a grin.

"Sure first of all I killed an .... uh... awakened tyrant." He was keeping gap with his 'uh' in those replies. Kyou found that Sunny's blood pressure would increase during those 'uh' moments.

He deduced it was related to a flaw which forced him to tell truth, while he was enduring pain to divert the truth as if telling a lie. He felt pride in finding a friend whose will was so strong.

The mention of tyrant made the sleepers smile with ridicule.

"Really how did you kill it?"

An arrogant look appeared on Sunny's face and he yelled with pride.

"I didn't even lift my fingers. I just spat and it got torn down."

Some even started laughing openly.

"Hahaha this guy is either insane or doing it purposely. Hey shorty? listen here who would believe your lie?"

"And you absolute buffoon no one asked you to interfere in between." I stepped forward when he cussed at Sunny.

The attention went back to me, while the Lackey who cussed spoke. "Who the fuck are you eve- cough*." He couldn't even finished his sentences when he fall down on his knees before fainting. I used a little bit of intent in my eyes making him kneel as the brat had negligible willpower.

"Sorry I don't like cuss words that much." I replied while turning again to Sunny who was waiting for his turn, as he gave a knowing wink, telling 'Nice assist' before turning to Caster.

The entire hall was confused as they didn't know what happened to the Lackey of Caster. Caster too gave a cold stare towards me but I shrugged without thinking about his gesture.

Caster then again asked in a 'friendly' manner.

"What do you achieve more?"

Sunny contemplated a bit before saying. "I even killed a awakened swordsman."

"Really? How did you did that?"

Sunny acted a little embarrassed before saying, "That actually..... at that time, I had to only lift a finger shaking a bit. That was enough to kill him though."

Caster lackeys wanted to argue but he gave a long look to them silencing them.

"Anything else?"

"Something else? Uh.... well I communicated with bunch of gods even though they were already dead. I made one of them wake up and he even gave me a blessing! I was blessed by a god, do y'll understand?" He said making a smug face.

All Sleepers were now looking at him with pity, some even decided to help him pay medical charges. Caster sighed too, "That's right according to your achievements mine look like average. I hope you will succeed in dream realm." Sunny smiled with a Gigachad expression over his face.

"You better believe it!" After saying that he turned around and approached the corner where I stood.

"Nice performance bro! If we met in dream realm, please help me there okay." I smiled while patting his shoulder.

"What you didn't believe it too?" Sunny looked at my face trying to check my micro expressions.

"Well if you're saying truth. Why wouldn't I believe you. It's good no one believed you earlier. Some might have been blessed with appraisal ability from the spell. They could easily find your aspect so don't put targets on your head so early." I warned him before he make a mistake.

Sunny body shook with chill. "D-do you possess such abilities?" He asked fearing his most important secret getting out.

"Don't freak out, it might seem suspicious. Well you don't have to worry I will not tell any soul about it. And you don't have to worry about any price for keeping your secret. As I'm too in possession of divine aspect with a true name.

And I would reveal my true name later so that it could hide your secrets. Because friends are for trusting their backs afterall.

While I didn't have appraisal ability but my eyes can see your mystical soul core. I too have similar core but it's called Blood Core." I revealed a little information as this wouldn't matter anymore as I am not a real resident of this world. Well I should make some male friends which would help me in making connections. And my first one is too paranoid.

"Are you fr? If you're sharing your secret openly means you had already decided to post it right? Sigh, I made such nice play.... I can't even fool my first friend." Sunny sighed making a long face to Kyou. Noting down that he couldn't fool his friend even though hours had passed after their meeting.

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A/N : His secrets in this wouldn't matter. Except World travelling, it's exclusive truth for his harem members. You can guess which piece I wanna add from this world.

It's Cassie!

This arc would be little streched out.

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