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NoThigh_NoLife

NoThigh_NoLife

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Every guy needs a thigh🍷 . . . . . . So p-plessse s-end thigh pics in c-aughhhh!!! [Excalibonk] Coughs litres of Ichor. Find himself in horny Jail. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

2022-07-29 JoinedIndia
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Losing myself in Fate

I, Jason Rodriguez 19 year's old was a regular truck driver. My life was already content with taking care of my parents laughing and enjoying the days of their last. ------------------------------------- To take care of my parents health, I had to drop out from the college and work as a construction site truck driver. -------------------------------------- At my last moment of life, I was driving back to park the truck at the company. When suddenly a kid came in the middle of the road. I used the steering wheel to make a sharp right turn, what I didn't expect another truck ram into me. Then I reincarnated, I regained my memories at the age of 7 with the help of system. My name is Shirou Emiya? And what is Mana and Od? A/N: I don't own the series, characters or any events. This is a fanfiction with crossover.

NoThigh_NoLife · Anime & Comics
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" Navi? Where the F*** did you threw me this time?! "

Well what could go wrong when you have streak of bad-luck from your childhood. Orphan.....(meh regular route.) Step-parents taking your inheritance money. (Ok, It's getting a little annoying now.) Leaving you alone, cuz you don't have money anymore....(Again..... betrayal route, most common in Xanxia plots.) No money to buy Markiplier's Onlyfans Subscription. ༼⁠.´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ Get Masturbate-blocked by your travel companion appearing out of a TV from which you gonna watch some Hentai. (Bro wanna fight?) Finally getting robbed of that Hentai pen-drive at death, who turned out to be your step-father. (...........) This is story about a wanker who soul bounded with a being outside of 4th wall. Now he can visit any universe, faceslap anyone & even loot a whole planet. Cuz why not, when you have power, you have authority over lower beings. So why not to dream about challenging Solomon on the conquest of harem. This is a story of a beginner Harem King. The Pokemon master. (⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠-̩̩̩⁠) A/N : I don't own any characters, events or places depicted in this fanfiction. MC : Sigh* I still regret, you could have given me a proper travel companio- Navi!? The f*** where are we now? What!? Your mum gey~ The heck did you sent me this time!!

NoThigh_NoLife · Anime & Comics
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Bodyguard Job Was Worth It!

Hi, I'm Merlin Tsukasa the adopted son of Tokiomi Tsukasa the head of biggest gang in Ohio but undercover an orphan. Working as the assistant butler of Clarent family household while taking care of both young misses by becoming their personal guard off duty and in duty. This is a story how our class got involved in supernatural phenomenon in Ohio. To how I lose my virginity to a Primordial Goddess of a ISEKAI. From here starts the journey of the Flowery Bastard / The Damned Incubus / The Magus Who Saw The End Of World / The One Who Attract The Ten------------------ A/N : Hey guy's Ankit's here again with a new novel. And guess what it's start's with a bonk* of ecchi stuff. Writing those lemon scenes would be my first as some of them might become cringy. So please put a review, I would know where to correct the problem. (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

NoThigh_NoLife · Fantasy
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