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“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!” “You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.” “What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!” “And?” “Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!” *** “What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?” “The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.” “You never said that!” “And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.” “The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!” *** “How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!” “That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.” “You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!” *** “How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!” “My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.” “You didn’t even have a head!” “Like I said, exaggerated.” *** In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery. Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame. From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague. No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him. With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional. Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor? One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins. ------- P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period. Tags: #Comedy #weak to strong #Scamming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #Faceslapping #Overpowered Cheats #Pretending to be weak

In a world scarred by ancient conflicts between humans and elves, Key Creed, a resourceful half-elf with a knack for persuasion, navigates a precarious existence as a wandering salesman. Driven by a mix of wanderlust and a need to survive, Key travels from village to village, selling dubious products like colored water masquerading as magical elixirs and paper charms with supposed protective powers. Key's mixed heritage complicates his interactions; humans are wary of elves due to historical conflicts. Despite this, Key leverages his charisma and silver tongue to spin tales that captivate townsfolk, making them see him as a bridge to the mystical world of elves, even though his elven lineage is diluted. In the town of Edgefield, gripped by the ravages of White Iris disease, Key sees an opportunity to sell his latest creation: the Elixir of Vitality. Crafted from common herbs and embellished with tales of ancient elven wisdom, this potion promises relief from symptoms rather than a cure. Amidst the despair of afflicted townspeople, Key's sales pitch offers a glimmer of hope. Unbeknownst to him, his words begin to paint him as a potential savior in the eyes of the desperate populace. As Key engages with locals, including wary merchants and suffering families, he navigates a delicate balance between exploitation and compassion. His encounters reveal underlying tensions between magic and mundane, trust and deceit, in a world still scarred by historical animosities. Despite moral qualms, Key's need to survive and thrive drives him forward, blurring the lines between entrepreneurship and unintended heroism.

“When I thought death was the end, opening my eyes revealed death was merely a new beginning.” After being killed by her, Liam discovered he hadn’t truly died—instead, he entered a lethal game! Only victors could earn the chance to “relive” Fortunately, Liam awakened the “Unique Profession: Deceiver.” Watching other clueless players, he chose to impersonate a deity in the game for victory! “Welcome to my game—lambs!” Through successive death games... Liam ultimately ascended as a true god!

Fringe comes back to his hometown, the city of Tormes, after travelling around the continent for years performing all sorts of scams, only to get caught on his first day by the city's knight Elizabeth earning him a death sentence. Can a professional scammer become a decent city lord? Of course not, and it's hilarious!

In his previous life, he was the undisputed king of casino scams — a genius con artist who swindled millions until a debt gone wrong put a bullet in his head. Reborn into a fantasy world where every conflict, every law, and even divine power itself is decided by games and bets, he wakes up as a weak, powerless tanuki with zero combat skills and no system advantages. But brains beat brawn. Armed with his unmatched talent for cheating, reading opponents, and turning impossible odds into victory, the tanuki begins his ruthless climb. He scams goblins at poker tables, outplays arrogant adventurers, steals abilities from losers, and slowly builds his legend. From lowly forest gambler to feared casino lord… from casino lord to continental threat… until the day he sits at the ultimate table — challenging the Gods themselves. In a world where even Gods can lose everything in a single bet, one cunning tanuki is about to rewrite the rules. Tanuki Scammer Becomes God From zero to divine. The ultimate gamble has just begun.

Thalen Gray awakened with a mythic-tier class: Questgiver. Sounds powerful—until he learns his only skill lets him give quests to low-rank hunters, but he has to provide the rewards. Broke, starving, and ignored by the system, Thalen is a walking support class with nothing to support. But everything changes when he meets the hidden condition to upgrade his skill Quest: Death Description: kill yourself Reward: Death Penalty: Death by heart attack Status: Active Duration: 10 second

Zhao Jiamei gets in contact with the cyber security team out of fear for her safety after receiving an email from a scammer. Yet she found out the next day that her bank account had lost a million Yuan. Her father takes advantage of the situation to put pressure on her to be married while she handles the problem. Jiamei lies about being secretly married and creates a boyfriend in order to escape his plots.She strategies the scammer, using his crime as a form of blackmail, trying to find a temporary spouse. They moved in together, worked over problems at work, and at some point began to feel something for each other. Jiamei is shocked to learn that the man she falls in love with was the one her father matched her up with. She comes to the realisation that her actor husband and father have scammed her. “You scammed me again? huh.. Chen Jianyu?”

I’m the unlucky supporting character, the kind whose workplace always goes under. But in order to live a better life, I single-handedly turned from the cursed employee nobody wanted into a highly sought-after talent. The boss who owns half of the industry offered me a hefty sum to wreak havoc on the competition. The rival boss countered with double the amount to keep me out of it. I slapped my thigh, grinning as I made a killing in the middle, pocketing the difference. Brilliant, simply brilliant!

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Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...