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Alternative Title: "Reincarnated as the Hero's Daughter: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? After living a life filled with hardships and suffering which ended in her ultimate sacrifice to protect her family and defeat the foes that she hated the most, our protagonist suddenly finds herself being brought to a white space where a God of Reincarnation quickly realizes he committed a mistake. "Wait, you're not from Earth?! Oh, my bad!" After being mistaken for a "good soul" due to her high positive karma count, she is reincarnated by error and given a glitched system as her only gift to explore this new world. Now, she finds herself being reincarnated as a half-elf girl named Sylph with two loving and doting parents. However, as she grows up, she begins to find weird things... "Why is my father just slaying a dragon leisurely?" "Eh? My mother can heal any wound or disease?!" "Wait! Why is my MP never running out? What's going on in here?!" Join Sylph as she explores a new world of endless possibilities, fights against the ghosts of the past that torment her parents’ lives, discovers herself and makes good friends along the way. Who knows? Perhaps this time she’ll even save the world! MP = Mana Points Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

At the wedding, her brother took away his bride-to-be. She actively found him and said, "The wedding will continue, I will marry you." He was the man she had secretly admired for many years, so after the wedding, she embarked on a "subtle" path to pursue her husband. After repeated defeats and persistent efforts, she finally understood that she could not warm up this stubborn and stinky rock. Always obedient to him, one day she finally proposed, "I want a divorce from you." "What's wrong?" "Loving someone is so exhausting, so exhausting." "Then what if someone loves you?" "... I don't know, you've never loved me." "Then I'll start loving you from tomorrow." "..." Actually, she knew nothing, except that he never said "love" to her, anyone could see that she was the treasure he held in his palm.

Before rebirth, she was ruthlessly abandoned by the man she loved the most. After rebirth, she threw out a divorce paper, "I don't love you anymore, let's divorce." He is the all-powerful emperor of Stellaria, cold and heartless, with unpredictable moods. Facing the accusation from his young wife, he laughed wildly and confidently, "Who else can you love but me?" A certain woman made a domineering counterattack, picking up the little dumpling beside her, "Him, I love him the most." Melody Thorne, who had just been reborn, originally thought she could stand tall, but didn't expect to be unable to even walk, From then on, the cold-blooded president transformed into a wife-pampering maniac, afraid to break her if he held her, afraid she'd melt if he kissed her. She fought dregs, he provided the gun. She wanted stars in the sky, he immediately built a rocket to reach them. A reporter interviewed, "Mr. Quinn, how did you manage to conquer Mrs. Quinn who wanted to run away several times?" "By making babies."

In a small town in North America, Sun Yan inherits the cemetery originally owned by his grandpa. When sorting through things that his grandpa left to him, he finds a notebook which may help to reveal the true reason of his grandpa's sudden death. When a man comes over with a mirror, red blood seeps from the notebook and forms a large amount of context: "Reward Mission [Cursed Magic Mirror] Task Difficulty: ☆☆ Task Synopsis: A Magic Mirror cursed and filled with resentment, interacting with it will bring misfortune to mortals, an Evil Spirit will take the life of every owner, your death countdown has begun."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Jiang Xu, who had just run away from a construction site, transmigrated into a Cultivation World before he even had a chance to enjoy himself. He even became an ordinary Servant Disciple of the Cultivation Sect, Profound Origin Sect... Jiang Xu decided to first lie low within the Sect, but it wasn't entirely safe inside the Sect either. No way! This is even worse than mixing concrete on a construction site! Thus, Jiang Xu decided to learn from his previous life's lesson: the sooner he runs away, the sooner he'll be free. Just as Jiang Xu was contemplating how to run away from the Sect, 【Skill Level +1】 suddenly appeared before him.

Excerpt "You are staring at me again, McKenna" his deep voice whispered without opening what she knew to be honey brown eyes. "Yes. Yes, I am. My life is officially a Telenovela series" McKenna sat on the bed and laid her head on his chest. It was a nice solid chest made to be used as an occasional head pillow. "It's not so bad, Oma" He nibbled on her left ear slightly. Oma was an endearing name he loved calling her. Technically, it meant beautiful. "Yeah. Yeah" McKenna murmured again. "It's not so bad. You just told me yesterday, after about six months of marriage that you went to Malawi to help rebuild an Orphanage that belonged to your grandmother but you ended up adopting a six year old African American child that is on the run with her mother from her biological psycho father. What's so bad about that?" McKenna spoke too fast. Now, it was clearer why her brain took long enough to remember where she was. She was a stepmom! Yay! She was twenty four years old and to be a mother to a six year old, she would have to give birth at eighteen. "Baby, look at me" Jason urged her to turn and she did. "You will love Kara. And I know you will make a good mother to her" he kissed her nose. "A mother to a six year old....I was a virgin at eighteen! Your kid would take one look at me and conclude that I am Cinderella's stepmother" "Breathe, McKenna! Breathe....I freaked out too when I realized I was going to adopt her. It took running inside a burning building to save her for me to realize that I love and adore that little girl. I am willing to die for her. She is a Yagazie just like you are, now. Family take care of family" "Why the hell didn't you tell me you had a child before we got married?" McKenna yelled at him. ***" What happens when three powerful families are thrown into the mix together? You get chaos, betrayal and fight till the weaker family gives up. Meet Kara Hope Yagazie; years ago she was just a kid in an orphanage with no identity until one of the most powerful families in Africa adopted her. Kara starts life as an heiress to an empire, armed with the truth from her biological mother who hid her but kept an eye on her. Kara now knows that her biological mother and her are on the run from her psycho father, whose plan is to hunt down and kill them. One powerful family is enough to drive Kara crazy, what happens when she wakes up one day to find out she is now somehow related to three of the most powerful families in the Continent and in Canada. Can Kara survive her new family? Follow the Yagazie’s, the Donna's, The Spencer's and The Anene's as the figure out how to be a family despite the bad blood that went generation long. And while they try to outsmart each other, will they pause when one of them is in trouble? Having a Crazy Rich Family as an enemy might be more than Kane Brown, Kara's psycho father bargained for. P.s the cover is not mine. if you are the owner and wants me to take it down, contact me on discord

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Renee is a fun loving girl who meets up with Kevin and falls in love. What she doesn’t know is that Kevin has a dark past. It comes back to haunt him in the worst way. Unfortunately, Renee is caught up into it and it makes her own life a living hell. She is forced to become another man’s prisoner. She spends her days and her nights being tortured by him, until one day, things change. Will she ever see the man she loves again? Or will the rest of her life be one long running nightmare?