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If learning could endow you with both wealth and a robust physique, would you study relentlessly? Li Shi, who is on the brink of unemployment, suddenly acquired a "Learning Panel" in his mind. By acquiring knowledge and skills, he could incrementally improve his "wealth" and "physique" traits: each additional point in wealth enables him to exchange for one kilogram of any matter he has ever possessed; for each additional point in physique, his physical condition improves by a tenth of that of a healthy adult.

Shocking! The famous Lin family in Jinchuan went bankrupt. The public: Who made it happen? Insider: The unworthy descendant, Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The ruler of Jinchuan, Huo Guixiao, is getting married! The public: Who is the bride? Insider: The domineering and arrogant Lin Wanli! *** Shocking! The identity of the person in charge of Taixi Biology had been revealed. The public: Who is the CEO? Insider: Is it still... Lin Wanli? That loser?! *** In her previous life, Lin Wanli was tricked by her best friend, framed by her scumbag father, and rejected by her grandmother. She couldn't even protect her eight-month-old daughter, who was tossed in the trash by her nanny. After reincarnating, Lin Wanli desperately seized the opportunity to exact revenge. She also won over the man who helped avenge her. It's just... She always thought that man also reincarnated. This was until she realized he could easily read her mind. "Mr. Huo, isn't it a little rude of you to have reincarnated with special skills?" Lin Wanli asked. "When did I ever say I reincarnated?" He asked. "Did I misunderstand you?" "Not exactly. I do have a special skill. For example, I could hear you complaining about the bed being too small last night," he replied.

“Li Qingshan, as the eldest student of the Yuhua Clan, and the son of the emperor of the Yan Dynasty, you were charmed by the Demon Clan’s divine saintess and released her. Do you admit to your sins?” “I am willing to relinquish my position as the eldest student and lock myself in the Siguo Cliff to wipe the forest of tombs.” “Allowed. But you will also have to wipe all the results of your cultivation thus far, destroy your cultivation root, and you will not be allowed to exit for the rest of your life!” From then on, Li Qingcang stayed at the Siguo Cliff and wiped the Forest of Tombs every day. Somehow, he activated the max-level learning abilities. [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you instantly learned the Great River Swords Qi] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Triple Sword Strike] [You watched closely and activated the max-level learning abilities, you learned the Sky Turning Print] After several decades, the Divine Path golden ranking descended upon the world and ranked all of the powerful individuals in the human realm. Li Qingshan ranked number one straight away. The comments that the rankings had for him—God amongst man!

Chu Mu transmigrated to a cultivation world and found that his system could enhance his enlightenment and talent. Knowledge is power... This saying, is also applicable in the Cultivation Immortal Realm.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Leon died very peacefully and quietly in his home world, in fact he hadn’t even been aware of his death. When he awoke, he wished he had died. Now he is in a world where the strong are merciless to the weak and the weak strive to be strong. But he doesn’t care about all that, he’s too busy looking for his glasses. (Boys love novel. There are intimate scenes, however there will be warnings leading up to this x.) Author’s Note (updated Dec 2019); Short chapter’s, not fast paced. Updated on Tuesdays and Fridays and Sundays. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I do writing it.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

She ran away from this messy life to help him. Can he solve her problems and return her love or will his past haunt them? Lina spent her life selflessly caring for others; adapting quickly to her role in her family home after her mother's death, and running around after her rebellious brother Yanlin. She balanced her family responsibilities with her teaching job, but never put herself first, instead she drowned her dreams in books. She was taken for granted, unappreciated, and even stalked until a man offered her the chance to leave this life and see the world. "You will have the opportunity to see the places you read about in those books... Join me, help me?" A refined, mysterious man in need of help and guidance, with a broken heart and a problematic past. Can this altruistic and sensitive woman melt his icy heart? After years of running, will he learn to love again? ©2021 Sarah MA ... ***This story contains mature content and mentions of substances: Not advised for those who are underage.*** (This story is an original novel written by Author Sarah MA. It is completely fictional. Plagiarism of any kind, including the copying or re-wording of events or descriptions and details will be reported and I will take legal action. Respect the Author's Rights.) Tags: CEO Romance Mature Older Guy Single-Father Teacher Student China

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

What would happen if an unknown force pulled everyone into a movie theater to watch Subaru's experiences? This is recommended for readers who are familiar with the original work and have a slightly deeper understanding of the anime. If you don't know much, that's okay too! Watching the anime while reading is a healthy way! After learning the truth, they all collapsed! Reading guide: 【 】 represents the following content being watched. 〜Inside, the Theater〜 represents the following content, being the audience's reactions. The main storyline and the 'IF' lines are all involved! Some mobile game IFs may also appear! Updates Schedule: 1 Chapter every T/TH @11am GMT+08 If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 2 Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone