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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Hell's Sound 40 Seconds Original Version
The so-called " 40-second original version of Hell's Voice " was a fabricated story. Some foreign magazines published a report about the Soviet Union digging into hell with a 40-second recording. However, this was fabricated by the media in order to attract people to understand the truth of the matter. The recording was also processed and contained many repeated clips. There were also some legends about the sound of hell, but they lacked evidence. For example, the so-called 17-second sound of hell was also an urban legend mixed with many sounds.
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2026-01-30 01:52
Similar to Seconds and Seconds
Here are some recommendations for novels similar to Minutes and Seconds: 1. Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2. [Spirit Realm Walker] by Xiao Langjun, a newspaper seller. 3. The Tang's Table, by Jie Yu 4. King of the Familiar, Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound 5. 'Fairy, please listen to my explanation.' These novels might have some similarities with Minutes and Seconds, such as plot, theme, or style. I hope these recommendations will satisfy your reading needs.
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2025-01-05 07:35
Top Speed 60 Seconds Top Speed 60 Seconds
Fast 60 Seconds (Fast 60s) was a team game. The participants were required to pick up 30 cards in order of size within 60 seconds. The rules of the game included: Each round of the game was only 60 seconds long. Only one player was allowed to enter the card area at a time. The other players could only give verbal help outside the circle. They were not allowed to touch the card. If they touched the card, the time would be reduced by five seconds. In the end, the group that handed the cards to the referee in order would win. This game could cultivate the team members 'communication awareness, division of labor and cooperation ability, and systematic thinking.
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2024-12-25 03:20
30 Seconds of Literature
Lord Xin in Joy of Life was a humorous character. He often expressed his views in a humorous way. In the movie, he hid his identity and became Chen Pingping's chief guard. He was also known as the world's number one assassin. Sir Xin's true identity was the younger brother of the Great Grandmaster Sigu Jian. He had experienced the bullying and humiliation of his family. In order to take revenge, he had cruelly killed his father and the entire family, leaving him alone. Lord Xin appeared as a humorous figure in the play, often bringing joy and laughter to the audience. His character played an important role in the play and contributed to the development of the plot.
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2024-12-18 07:49
30 Seconds of Literature
In the second season of Joy of Life, there was no special mention or description of Lord Xin in the 30-second literature. So, I don't know about Joy of Life's 30-second literary talent.
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2024-12-17 22:31
60 seconds timer
The 60-second timer was a device that measured time intervals and sent out an end signal. You can use the online timer to measure 60 seconds. A timer was a device that counted down from a specified time interval. In the Multisim software, a 60-second counter could be designed using the 74LS161 chip. In addition, you can also use the 51 single-chip processor to achieve a 60-second stopwatch timer. If you need a free timer for Windows, you can use the FreeTimer program. If the above information cannot answer your question, please understand that I cannot provide more information.
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2025-01-15 03:07
60 Seconds of Survival
60 Seconds was an apocalyptic survival game based on the theme of World War II. The game supported 4K graphics, giving players a great visual enjoyment. In the game, players had to play the role of the McDoodle family and escape to the bunker as far as possible within a minute before the nuclear bomb fell. At the same time, they had to find all available resources within 60 seconds and allocate and manage the available resources in the world after the nuclear explosion in an attempt to survive. The game had a variety of playstyles and new opportunities. The remake also added new game modes, allowing players to experience more storylines and more challenging content. For example, there were many special characters in the game, such as his father, Teddy, who would destroy gas masks or maps when he went crazy; his mother, Dolores, who would break the radio or playing cards when he went crazy; his daughter, Mary Jane, who would destroy axes or flashlights when she went crazy; and his son, Timmy, who would tear books or break chessboards when he went crazy. Game items such as canned food, gas masks, water, weapons, etc. all had their own functions. Players needed to think carefully and use them wisely.
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2026-01-12 04:40
30 Seconds to Mars
The lead singer of 30 Seconds To Mars was Jared Leto. The novel " Mars of Paradise " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to read it!
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2026-07-12 10:10
17 seconds of lyrics
There were two songs that contained 17 seconds of related content. The first song was as follows: Make a wish yeah in 17 seconds Make a wish yeah for your intentions Silently watching you smile, after ten seconds, my cheeks suddenly feel hot, I turn around for six seconds, adding one second to my heart How many chapters have not been published Quietly watching the changes in the shade of the trees, after six seconds, I stay on this unique stone path for ten seconds, and the loneliness of life completely breaks through in one second Subtlety, seventeen seconds, my little thoughts are focused, seventeen seconds, I can see the opposite shore Write a story from the beginning, leisurely, filling in the meaning, hesitating, cowardly, ten thousand words are all gone, turning into short, simple, very relaxed songs and poems, once I think about it, I was lost, don't mind Breathing and inhaling back and forth, I find that there are no thorns in my heart Make a wish yeah in 17 seconds Make a wish yeah for your intentions Make a wish yeah oh make a wish yeah Ah~ Subtle 17 seconds, the attraction zooms and freezes for 17 seconds, the fun is revealed Write a story from the beginning, leisurely, filling in the meaning, hesitating, cowardly, ten thousand words are all gone, turning into short, simple, very relaxed songs and poems, once I think about it, I was lost, don't mind Breathing out and inhaling back and forth, I found that the wound had long been healed The story of the soul starts anew, looking for meaning. All the things that haven't been put down in the past have all dispersed, turning into circles, songs and poems that I want to hum. On second thought, I've been lost, don't mind Breathing in and out, I realize that pain is just a story Make a wish yeah in 17 seconds Make a wish yeah for your intentions Make a wish yeah oh make a wish yeah Ah~ The second song's lyrics didn't have a specific meaning to 17 seconds, but only mentioned that " Don't Call Me Da Vinci " was 1 minute and 17 seconds. In addition, there were no more lyrics specifically written around the 17 seconds with clear meanings. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-25 10:47
The ringtone is nice for 30 seconds
There was no specific information about the 30-second ringtone. Therefore, he could not give an accurate answer.
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2025-01-11 10:27
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