funny valentines napkin speech

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Buku Struggle Towards Funny adalah kumpulan cerita pendek humor absurd yang alur ceritanya tidak sesuai dengan judul ceritanya. Buku ini saya buat hanya untuk parah manusia yang mungkin butuh sedikit tawa dan hiburan di masah-masah pandemi penuh kegunda galauan ini.

On Tuesday she was a waitress. On Wednesday she was running for her life. An old woman left a napkin. Three words: Run. They know. Now Cass has a key she doesn't recognize, a phone number that shouldn't exist, and a message claiming her dead mother is alive. Midnight. Wharf 3. Someone's waiting. She just doesn't know if they want to help her—or bury her.

Mengisahkan tentang seorang pelajar SMA yang indigo bernama Gery, berawal ketika Gery dan teman - teman sekolahnya pergi study tour ke sebuah bangunan bekas keraton pada abad ke 17. Disana Gery bertemu dengan arwah Tjokro Adi Kusumo, seorang mahapati kerajaan yang tewas terbunuh saat perang melawan penjajah dari negri Belanda. Dengan dendam yang begitu besar, Mahapati Tjokro Adi Kusumo meminta bantuan Gery untuk hidup kembali demi membalaskan dendamnya pada keturunan Jendral Stephen Van De Rulls yang telah membunuhnya.. Apakah dendam Tjokro berhasil terbalaskan? trailer di youtube : https://youtu.be/-_rruLRCuqA

Debbie Anderson was a vibrant and lively woman, but luck had never been on her side in love. After four years of commitment, her boyfriend betrayed her—with an excuse that shattered her. “You kept your body away from me for four years, and you expect me to lie next to you every night without doing anything? Come on, Debbie. I’m a man. I have feelings.” What he never knew was that Debbie had been waiting for the perfect moment—a special day meant just for the two of them. Valentine’s Day. But fate was cruel, and that was the very day he chose to cheat on her. Heartbroken and furious, Debbie made a reckless decision. That night, she stormed into a bar, drowning her pain in alcohol. As the drinks took hold, she turned to the bartender and asked boldly, “Do you know any hot man who’d sleep with me tonight? I don’t care who he is. I don’t have money, I don’t have a job, but I promise him one thing—he will never regret it because I am a virgin.” The moment the words left her lips, heads turned. A murmur spread through the crowd. Men exchanged glances, their curiosity piqued. A virgin? They wondered what it would feel like to be with her, and one by one, they stepped forward, eager to fulfill her wish. But Debbie wasn’t impressed. She scoffed at their advances. “You’re not handsome,” she told them bluntly. Then, just as she was about to walk away, a deep, confident voice cut through the air. “Do you see anyone in this city as handsome as I am?” She turned to see a man leaning against the bar, smirking at her. “Come on, baby girl. Let’s make this night unforgettable.”