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Nothing is at me the histories is at megamatt09 https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12405173/10/

A man gets reincarnated as deadpool with the ability to travel the multiverse First world one piece(will travel to different worlds in between) Cover belongs to mkmatsumoto

"I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t ask for magic. Or a system. Or to save a world full of people I barely tolerate. I just wanted coffee, quiet, and maybe a nap." Alexander Thorn is a nobody. A dropout with a vocabulary full of swears and a heart full of apathy. Until one day, the world awakens magic—and his comes with a glitch. His system doesn’t power up through training, kindness, or destiny. It grows stronger the more sarcastic he gets. Every insult becomes a spell. Every joke becomes a weapon. Every time he pushes people away, his power rises. But as cities crumble and an immortal villain prepares to erase emotion from reality, Alex must choose: stay the emotionally dead smartass he’s always been—or become the unlikeliest savior of a world that still has something worth laughing for. In a world where magic is emotion, only the broken can save what’s left.

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.

My husband, Chen Gen, persistently pursued me for three years. Seeing his genuine affection, I married him and moved to the countryside. Who knew that my wicked mother-in-law would scold me as a shameless woman because there was no blood on the sheets after our wedding night. Even wearing lipstick or a short-sleeved shirt, she would shame me. Mama's boy Chen Gen also started to dislike me, calling me second-hand goods, spending his days playing cards and drinking, and forcing me to serve him when he got home at night. The vicious mother-in-law spread rumors about me around the village, tarnishing my reputation and even started looking for a new wife for her son. With no one to rely on, I could only endure in tears. A month later, I found out I was pregnant. The mother-in-law and husband forced me to abort the child whose origin they doubted. I refused, so they, along with the Chen Family relatives, crudely and violently aborted my pregnancy. The child was gone, and so was my will to live. Nearly driven to the edge, I vow to make the Chen Family pay in blood.

I think I can paint this world for you now. From decadence and disorderly life to death and blank slates. Something I own, expressed dearfully to you as if I have always owned it. Perhaps remembered by no one in the end, but for now, maybe even just a glimpse of light from the murk and more, just to prove it can exist. even if it fades within the hour. Sincerly, Rosier.

Across drowned roads and broken cities, survivors ride through the ashes of the old world—armed with bows, knives, and whatever scraps of hope they have left. Some ride for shelter. Some for answers. Others just ride to outrun the past. But in a land where everything is haunted—by death, by memory, or by something worse—everyone's got one rule: Don’t stop moving.

Vol 3. Di Balik Perjodohan Perjalanan Nasya Ansena di sekolah baru dengan siswa yang digandrungi para siswi. Dimulai dari pertemuan singkat, Nasya mengecap buruk pemuda yang ditemui. Ditambah fakta yang beredar dalam waktu sehari di sekolah barunya. Label playboy sudah melekat pada diri Alrino Yudantara. Tidak ada satu orangpun yang bisa mengubah julukan itu, hingga dia bertemu pada seorang murid baru. Nasya, si gadis yang sulit membuka hati untuk seorang Al. "Ngapain kamu nyuruh aku fotoin Kak Al sama Cantika?" Bela menoleh cepat pada gadis yang berjalan di sisi kanannya. "Buat apa, Nasya?" "Supaya aku ada alasan, menolak Kak Al mentah-mentah." Menarik sudut bibirnya, lalu meneruskan, "Alrino Yudantara itu buaya. Dia enggak pantas buat aku, kan?" Vol 2. Deodoran Sean Harap bijak memilih bacaan. Cerita mengandung 17++ Bagi yang masih di bawah umur, harap menjauh ya. Terima kasih :) Pengorbanan seorang Nadea terus berlanjut hingga di masa-masa pernikahannya bersama lelaki cinta pertama Dea. Haruskah Dea mengubur mimpi-mimpinya? haruskah Dea mengorbankan dirinya demi kebahagiaan sang mertua? atau, dia tidak perlu memikirakan pendapat orang lain di hidupnya? Bukan Dea namanya jika dia tidak berkorban demi kebahagiaan orang tercinta. Walau hatinya sendiri taruhannya. Vol 1. Dari Nadea untuk Sean Anak remaja yang benar-benar buta akan arti suka, arti sayang, dan tidak tahu arti cinta dengan lawan jenisnya ini, mendadak paham. Tanpa disadari, dia mengalami getaran hebat di dalam dadanya. Dan anak perempuan itu adalah aku, Nadea. Cerita cinta ini memang penuh pengorbanan. Pengorbanan dari perasaanku, yang hanya dianggap teman dekat olehnya. Tapi kataku, aku tak sendirian. Memang, aku tidak sendirian walaupun terpisah jauh dari kedua orang tuaku yang bermasalah. Di sekolah itu aku memiliki sahabat dekat, yang kuanggap sebagai kakakku sendiri. Bahkan melebihi Nadiya, saudari kembarku. Alin namanya, dia adalah gadis pecinta jepit pita garis keras. Dia yang menyemangati dan mengingatkanku di saat tahu kalau aku mencintai teman sekelasnya. Alin juga yang membuatku tertawa saat seorang Nino menggodanya. Dia benar-benar sahabat terbaikku. Ini yang kutanyakan, bisakah kisah ini berakhir dengan manis, semanis senyumku? Aku tidak tahu jawabannya. Namun aku mengharapkan hal baik yang lebih dari itu, bukan sekadar seulas senyuman. Dan aku percaya penuh pada Tuhan, bahwa ketulusanku suatu saat pasti menuai hasil yang memuaskan. BISA TEKAN TOMBOL + DI KANAN BAWAH UNTUK MENGETAHUI UPDATE KARYA INI. TERIMA KASIH :D

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"