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After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!

Hello! I'm a new writer so please bare with me. I enjoy reading Light Novels, so I thought it would be more fun writing and creating one myself. My english isn't the best, I'm still trying to get better. If you see any mistakes, please be sure to let me know. This story is about a man, getting a new lease on life. He’s reincarnated into a new body, in a new world, with new logic, and new societies. Join him in this adventure in new unknowns. With magic, dragons, and just about anything, join the journey as he learns, and defines himself, in this magical world. Watch him save himself, and learn how to help others with the same passion. His goal is to reach the top of the world, he just doesn’t know it yet. Welcome to AHH!!! HELP!!! And thank you for your support! This story starts out as a simple survival, even thought survival isn't so simple. Then it builds up slowly, into a more real world theme, with cities, dungeons, academy and guilds. Then it becomes a slice of life. It's not a fast pace story at all. I'm going to try to give the story depth, in descriptions. So you can really see the image I'm trying to conjure up. Anyways, thanks again!

In a world where light is a currency and shadows are a curse, a clumsy village outcast is manipulated into joining a magical cult, only to discover that the girl he was meant to kidnap is the only one who can unlock his true, world-shattering power.

Ever since he met Ye Jialan, Qi Chen seriously suspected that his head was filled with an aquarium—full of water. "Liuliu, I think I messed up!""It’s fine, it’s not your fault." "Liuliu, have I put on weight lately?""Nope. You’re perfect just like this—you bring me luck!" "Liuliu, my fans are asking me to tell you: what kind of courage makes you stick with me through thick and thin…" Lu Shihuan raised her eyes and gazed at Ye Jialan affectionately. "Because six is a multiple of two, and you are my kismet. Meeting you was destiny—we were always meant to be together!"

Max Goof seven years in the future having life issues so he tries a way to take out his frustration.

"I'm not special..." this it is the story of Scott Walker, a normal person that after recovering an old family ring is life Is gonna take unexpected turn that will change is life forever.

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Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.