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After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife! "Little fish, let's discuss something." "Okay! Just don't borrow money." "Be my wife." "I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?" "Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!" Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"

Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!

Hello! I'm a new writer so please bare with me. I enjoy reading Light Novels, so I thought it would be more fun writing and creating one myself. My english isn't the best, I'm still trying to get better. If you see any mistakes, please be sure to let me know. This story is about a man, getting a new lease on life. He’s reincarnated into a new body, in a new world, with new logic, and new societies. Join him in this adventure in new unknowns. With magic, dragons, and just about anything, join the journey as he learns, and defines himself, in this magical world. Watch him save himself, and learn how to help others with the same passion. His goal is to reach the top of the world, he just doesn’t know it yet. Welcome to AHH!!! HELP!!! And thank you for your support! This story starts out as a simple survival, even thought survival isn't so simple. Then it builds up slowly, into a more real world theme, with cities, dungeons, academy and guilds. Then it becomes a slice of life. It's not a fast pace story at all. I'm going to try to give the story depth, in descriptions. So you can really see the image I'm trying to conjure up. Anyways, thanks again!

In a world where light is a currency and shadows are a curse, a clumsy village outcast is manipulated into joining a magical cult, only to discover that the girl he was meant to kidnap is the only one who can unlock his true, world-shattering power.

Ever since he met Ye Jialan, Qi Chen seriously suspected that his head was filled with an aquarium—full of water. "Liuliu, I think I messed up!""It’s fine, it’s not your fault." "Liuliu, have I put on weight lately?""Nope. You’re perfect just like this—you bring me luck!" "Liuliu, my fans are asking me to tell you: what kind of courage makes you stick with me through thick and thin…" Lu Shihuan raised her eyes and gazed at Ye Jialan affectionately. "Because six is a multiple of two, and you are my kismet. Meeting you was destiny—we were always meant to be together!"

Max Goof seven years in the future having life issues so he tries a way to take out his frustration.

"I'm not special..." this it is the story of Scott Walker, a normal person that after recovering an old family ring is life Is gonna take unexpected turn that will change is life forever.

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[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend