weird kirby

Jane Walker was in the middle of a streak of bad luck. His cat scratched him, his second attempt to awakening failed, and even his girlfriend dumped him. And when he thought his luck could not turn worse, the bus he was in was swallowed by a spatial singularity, a [Dungeon]. But in the middle of struggling for his life, and when Jane thought it was his end, something unexpected happened. Together with the appearance of a self-proclaimed Immortal, his body received strength, mana, and skills. But soon, Jane noticed something strange. His skills… were a bit different than normal. ... This novel contains R-Rated content. You have been warned...

It has been 800 years since this world was destroyed by a sudden catastrophe. In order to survive in this world, Linc compromised, and he used his GodFather system. As long as you raise your daughter like a normal girl and make her admire yourself. Then you will earn a father point, and become stronger with time. Cute corpse controlling girl: "You are my father, so stay by my side forever!" Queen of tower: "Dad won't leave me will right?" Holy priest: "Sorry father, you forced me to do violence. The holy church will bless our relationship." Seeing the children he had cared for started fighting one after another. Linc raised his hands forward. "Wait a minute, why are you guys stronger than me!? We got the order wrong!" ____ New book.

Sean Xavon Nama yang terdengar tidak asing lagi bagi banyak orang di seluruh penjuru dunia. Ia menyandang status sebagai seorang assassin yang bekerja untuk kepuasan dirinya sendiri. Mempunyai kehidupan super mewah dari hasil bayaran membunuh target sasaran yang jumlahnya tentu tidak sedikit. Memiliki akses kejahatan di seluruh dunia adalah sebuah keuntungan baginya, entah itu akses dalam pasar gelap ataupun melarikan diri dari penjara saat dirinya berhasil tertangkap oleh pihak FBI. Seorang gadis bernama Erica Vresila, berhasil masuk ke dalam hidupnya yang di penuhi bahaya. Menawarkan sebuah perjanjian gila, yang mana jika salah satu dari mereka kalah maka dialah yang akan di tembak mati. Penasaran dengan perjanjian itu? Bagaimana akhir dari kisah mereka? Kalian bisa langsung membacanya dengan tentang. Welcome & happy reading, thank you!

If i knew that ruling a universe would be this tiring, I would have preferred to retire in my original world…sigh… .

[ Congratulations! You have raised a clan member to the Heavenly Immortal Realm. ] [ Reward: 1,000,000 Large Pristine Spirit Stones ] ——— "Patriarch, what should we do? The dragons are acting up again." "Hah! Send my daughter, Lin Zhaoyue. She'll tame them in a day." ——— "Patriarch, the Zhao Family is causing trouble again." "Send my daughter." ——— "Patriarch, the corn fields need more seeds." "Yes, send my daughter." ——— "Patriarch, we're running low on spirit stones." "Send my daughter." ——— "Get out here, Father!" "Father!" "Father!" ——— "Ghh... urgh..." Lin Xuan jolted awake, cold sweat covering his back. "Hah... it was just a dream." Relief washed over him as he looked up only to see a beautiful girl sitting in front of him, smiling gently. "Father." The relief vanished instantly.

Seui believed himself to be an extremely normal person .So he tried to maintain his life normal ( and inexplicably boring) as possible . Therefore although he was the topper in his class , had quite a background and could be said to have looks , he was not a shining existence. Rather, he was mediocre, neither eye-catching nor invisible . Until one day , he found himself transmigrated. Despite the worry , he was rather excited, and he waited obediently for his system to arrive while trying to calm down himself. Fifteen minutes : Why is the system not here yet ? One hour: It seems a bit late ah! Could it be because of the network traffic ?? Two hours: This system seems quite inefficient. Could it be low quality goods?? One day: What's wrong with this broken system ah? Why is it not arriving yet??? Four days: Wtf! , why is it not yet here ? Could it be that I have no system???!! Then what about the so called plot lines and golden fingers ?? False advertising ahh!!! I demand a refund !!

Suddenly pulled into a world filled with Specters, Fang Xiu woke up with a unique ability: Reset. Every time he died, time would rewind to the moment before he was killed. In this strange and dangerous world, Fang Xiu could have chosen to hide. Instead he announced to the world, “Yes, I’m a prophet. I can see the future!” As his predictions kept coming true, his title of the Prophet spread around the world. His words became the truth. They became the future. “I have seen the future,” he announced, attracting people from all around the world. His followers took it to the extreme, declaring, “Should the Prophet decree your demise one day, don’t waver, don’t question, just obey. For hesitance only leads to a far graver fate.” During a B-level Specter event, known as [the Spawning] A teammate warned, “The creature is hiding among these villagers. We need to be careful.” Fang Xiu pointed to the last row and commanded, “The one in white. Yes, you. Come out!” In an A-level Specter event, called [Lantern Heads] One teammate warned, “This area is crawling with thousands of Lantern Heads. If they shine their light on you, your head will fall off. The scariest part is the Lantern Heads float unpredictably. It’s impossible for anyone to get across safely. Wait, where’s Fang Xiu?” Another stuttered, “He, he…he’s on the other side!” The first teammate exclaimed in disbelief, “What?! How did he get across?” The other replied: “He…he just walked over.”

"I like it when people call me Hel it feels like they're ready to burn in pits of fire." "You know Carbon Dioxide wouldn't spread that much if you learn how to shut your mouth." "Be thankful that you're able to stay by my side. Now stand straight and don't tarnish my beautiful name." "An ugly duckling like you doesn't even fits the standard of being a princess." "You don't have the rights to bully my sister. You're not a goddess enough like me to touch her." "Don't touch my property with that filthy hands of yours. She's one of my treasure chest."

The weird heavenly way and the abnormal immortal Buddha are real? Or are they false? Is the one sitting on Baiyujing an immortal? Or an indescribable existence? A second ago, you had just killed the monsters, and when you opened your eyes again, you found that those lying in a pool of blood were ordinary civilians! Li Huowang, who was in confusion, couldn't tell the difference, but it was not just these that made him unable to tell the difference. He himself was also sick, very sick. Li Huowang was diagnosed with mental illness in the real world, but he did have the ability to travel through the strange world of immortal cultivation. Three flowers gather on the top of the head, and they become immortals. Is the person who becomes an immortal through this weird method of cultivating immortality the final one?

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"