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Under the merciless suppression of his brother-in-law, son-in-law Liu Zhizhong faced an uncertain career. When he returned home drunk and entered the bedroom, he was shocked to discover that the person lying on the bed was not his wife, but...

An official who reaches the level of lifting a heavy object lightly, turning stones into gold, and being extraordinary is called an official god. Seeing the world with discerning eyes, being an official is like a god. Let's see how Song Guanchao rose step by step to become a high-ranking official

Power, beauty, wealth, the road to becoming an official is full of dangerous and beautiful roses...

Drunk, I lie on the lap of a beauty; awake, I command the power of the world. From being unknown to dominating the world, when Lin Fan looks back on the path he has traveled, it is all laid out by beautiful women!

A powerless and humble village cadre, Ji Yang, unintentionally has an encounter with a gorgeous married woman in a KTV. When the new female secretary at the township party committee struggles to find a starting point for her work, she recognizes the man she had a previous encounter with. Unexpectedly, Ji Yang is nominated by Chu Shuyuan to become the director of the Party and Government Office, marking the beginning of his rise in the bureaucratic world. In the intricate Qingyuan Township, Ji Yang continuously collaborates with the female secretary to navigate and battle various forces. Meanwhile, beautiful married women and ambitious ladies seeking promotion surround him. Ji Yang showcases exceptional political artistry. A classmate who has been plotting against the protagonist comes to light. Ji Yang infiltrates the opposition, skillfully entangles with the classmate's three beautiful sisters for mutual benefit, meticulously planning, leading one force and rival after another to fall in the path of Ji Yang. Ji Yang's calmness, charisma, and shrewdness, along with a family secret technique, captivate every woman who approaches him. Effortlessly engaging with these women, Ji Yang thrives, rising from the director of the Party and Government Office to ultimately enjoying the pleasures of both power and beauty.

Garion was once a famous fitness influencer and a body scientist, and now, he was reincarnated in this mana cultivation world. Just like other novel MCs, he also got his own system, [God Gym]. The system was simple. Every person who trained in his gym would give him power. The more people trained, the stronger he became. Many cultivators called him a heretic just because of the weird workouts he did, but he didn't even care. Because, once his gym members started crushing those arrogant sects... nobody would be laughing anymore.

Garion dulunya adalah seorang influencer kebugaran terkenal dan ilmuwan tubuh, dan sekarang, dia telah bereinkarnasi di dunia kultivasi mana ini. Sama seperti MC novel lainnya, dia juga mendapatkan sistemnya sendiri, [Gym Tuhan]. Sistemnya sederhana. Setiap orang yang berlatih di gym-nya akan memberinya kekuatan. Semakin banyak orang berlatih, semakin kuat dia menjadi. Banyak kultivator menyebutnya sesat hanya karena latihan aneh yang dia lakukan, tetapi dia bahkan tidak peduli. Karena, begitu anggota gym-nya mulai menghancurkan sekte-sekte yang sombong itu... tidak ada yang akan tertawa lagi.

As a scandal magnet in the entertainment industry, even Yu Xia helping to chase away a dog can spark rumors of cohabitation, causing her manager to nearly vomit blood out of frustration. Unexpectedly, after returning from a trip, her manager went crazy and got her into a boy band talent show, supposedly to fight poison with poison. It's quite venomous, because... her ex-boyfriend is on this show! When the talent show aired— Fans: Yu Xia, stop your hands and mouth, you can't go after young idols! Manager: Yu Xia, you better take your work seriously, no getting involved with people. After the talent show formed a group, on the explosively popular escape variety show, Xie Qingci and Yu Xia teamed up, becoming the nation's most-clicked escape duo. Fans watched wide-eyed, as the sparks of love between them flew high. Fans: Kiss him! Kiss him till the world flips upside down! Manager: Yu Xia, you actually went and got involved with someone again! Yu Xia: Those were mistakes of the past, now I'm forced into this / takes out a handkerchief to wipe tears away [Older woman-younger man romance, talent show, comedic derivative livestream, escape variety show, passionate romance]

Upon his release from prison, she unexpectedly entangled with a mysterious prominent figure, directly obtaining their marriage certificate, and was spoiled to the skies! "Young Master Law, the Young Madam has been confessed to by a scumbag." "Break his leg for me!" "Young Master Law, someone is slandering the Young Madam as being kept." "Send the scandalous dirt of the opposite party to the trending searches!" "Young Master Law, it's bad; the Young Madam eloped with another man." The handsome and noble man was furious and immediately chased after her: "Let's go! Bring the cannon to blow him up!" One day, a reporter interviewed him: "Mr. Law, do you have any dreams?" The man looked at the girl with a doting smile: "Yes, to flirt with Cecilia, pamper Cecilia, and have Cecilia bear buns!" Everyone was shocked, and the next day, all the headlines in Stellerton became - The Eldest Young Master Law, unexpectedly a wife-doting fanatic! [1V1 absolute spoil of dual purity, the female protagonist is responsible for the beauty, the male protagonist is responsible for the pampering!]

Among the gods of the heavens, there was a famous laughing stock known throughout the three realms. Legend has it that eight hundred years ago, there was an ancient country within the Central Plains called Xian Le nation. The ancient nation of Xian Le had vast territory, abundant resources and content citizens. The country had four treasures: delicate beauties aplenty, thriving arts & literature, treasures of gold and jewels and last but not least, their renown Royal Highness the Crown Prince. This person, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince....you could say.... was a strange man. The Emperor and Empress considered him to be the apple of their eyes. They doted on him immensely and would often proudly proclaim: “In the future, my son will surely become a wise monarch, leaving a reputable impression for generations to come .” Yet, in the regards of what came with royalty, of riches, power and honor, the Crown Prince had no interest. What he was interested in, quoting the very words he often said to himself, was—— “I want to save the common folks!” The young prince cultivated in earnest. During this time, two short stories became widely circulated. . The first story occurred when he was seventeen years old. That year, the nation of Xian Le held a magnificent Offering to the Gods parade. Although this tradition had already been abandoned for numerous centuries, through surviving ancient texts and verbal stories, one could imagine the grandeur of the event.. Offering to the Gods day, Martial God Main Street. Both sides of the Main Street were overflowing with a sea of people. The aristocrats were seated on top of high buildings as they exchanged friendly chatter; while the imperial guards cleared the way with their impressive armours clinking. Young girls danced gracefully as their snow-white hands scattered flower petals like rain, filling the sky as far as the eye could see. It made people question whether the dancing maidens were more beautiful or the flowers themselves. Melodious notes sounded from within golden carriages and floated throughout the whole Imperial City. Behind honorable guards, sixteen white horses with golden bridles walked side-by-side as they pulled forward a magnificent platform. Located on top of the tall, magnificent platform was the focus of everyone’s attention, there stood the martial artist to perform a show to please the Gods. During the festive heavenly parade, the martial artist would adorn a golden mask, don splendid garments and wield a sword in one hand. He would perform the role of the first military deity in a millennium to have subdued demonic beasts——Martial God Heavenly Emperor Jun Wu. Being selected as the martial artist to perform such a show could be considered equivalent as to receiving the utmost honour, and thus the selection criteria was extremely strict. This year, the one who was chosen was none other than His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. The entire nation was convinced that he would surely be able to become the most marvellous martial artist to perform such a performance since the beginning of time. However, on that day, something unexpected occurred. During that time, the martial god on the magnificent stage was just about to land a killing blow on a demon. This was the most exciting scene, and thus the people on both sides of the Main Street were fired up with passion. The people on the city walls were also becoming more rowdy as they started outdoing each other in sticking their heads out to see, both struggling and shoving. Right at this moment, a young child fell from the top of the city gate tower. DISCLAIMER: This story is not mine, I did not wrote or own this, I really just want to share it to everybody. I am not the translator either. If you have means to support the author please do so. You can find this novel at novelusb.com PS. the cover photo are also not mine. Belongs to Mr. Google