parody with a wink for adults

"When she bumped into him for the first time, she didn't even bother to look up but instead ran away leaving the faint smell of Bulgarian roses lingering on his sweatshirt..." Their first encounter leaves them heart broken. Fate plays the card and they meet again while playing MMORPG game. This story is about serendipity of love between two young computer science graduates : Yan Xuan – Senior year student in University of Beijing. He is extraordinary in studies and business tactics. With adding Aqua King title, he is epitome of perfection. Mo Hua – Junior year student in University of Beijing. She holds the title as the beauty queen of the University not only for her beauty but also for her high IQ and EQ score. Will the tide of the destiny lead them towards each other? #technolove #romance #youth #love #beautywidBrains Cover credits : Original pictures are taken from Internet and wonderfully designed by IMPRECIS. Credits for those anonymous artists as well and will be taken down when requested. #RegularUpdates 1chp/day for now. Also check out my first story. Vol 1 complete. Destined to be together forever... https://www.webnovel.com/book/12257949005156305/Destined-To-Be-Together-Forever

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.

She was waiting for the man of her dreams to come along. Unbeknownst to her she had to find him. A chance encounter changes everything for her until her old life drags her down. Fighting to return to him she falls deeper in love with this amazing man.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

I am but a simple narrator. This is an Earth ruled by martial arts and magic. However both this Earth and your Earth are in danger if I don't find a host soon...

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Kiyoshi Fujino will have his way with every girl in this story...the end! [THIS NOVEL WON'T BE DROPPED!] Release rate: 1 chapter/2 days Chapter length: 1000+ words Genre: ECCHI

In the high-pressure hallways of Jiangnan Experimental Academy, one moment is all it takes to become a legend. When star basketball player Li Chen tried to prank the newcomer Meiling during the "Trial of the Blue Buds," he expected a shy freshman to crumble. Instead, he found a girl who could command a room with a single note of Peking Opera. Weeks later, a playful, butterfly-mimicking wink from Meiling during the school assembly goes viral on Douyin, turning them into China’s "National School Couple." But as the cameras roll and the pressure of the Gaokao suffocates them, Chen realizes his "perfect" romance is a curated performance managed by talent agents and influencers. Seeking an escape from the digital spotlight, Chen finds sanctuary in the quiet, ink-stained world of Xiao Yue, a childhood friend who sees the boy behind the brand. From chaotic "Bench Wars" to a disastrous explosion in the Chemistry Lab, Chen must navigate a path between the girl who wants him for the cameras and the girl who wants him for the truth. In a world of filtered perfection, a single wink started it all—but the ending is a tragedy that no algorithm can predict.

Amelia Lockhart has one mission: make the top idol Ethan Quinn fall in love with her, then break his heart, so that Ethan Quinn can successfully pass his tribulation and return to his position as a High God. There's just one problem: as the most hated woman on the internet, Amelia is the last person anyone would pair with the nation's golden boy. But when she lands a spot on a dating show alongside Ethan, she sees her chance. She does all the heavy lifting and is dependable enough to make him see her differently. As a result, Ethan starts pretending to be weak. The fans are confused. Their untouchable idol is... blushing? Getting clingy? Calling her "jiejie" in that voice? "Sis, I surrender." "Sis, you can only spoil me like this." Amelia is losing control of the plan. She was supposed to seduce him and walk away. So why is he the one coaxing her to stay, and why is it getting harder to say no?

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"