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Gu Nianzhi had no idea how to get the aloof and handsome Major General to fall in love with her. His eyes were dark and serious. "...Seduce me. If you can do it, I’m yours." Gu Nianzhi: "!!!" Disclaimer: The following stories contains sexual assault, rape, nonconsensual acts, mentally abusive relationships, and violence towards women. Readers are advised to proceed with caution.

Follow the captivating journey of Ken Takagi, a high school baseball prodigy whose dreams were shattered by a devastating shoulder injury during a crucial match. After being forced to quit baseball and become a regular office worker, his life turns sour upon seeing his teammates compete on the professional level while he wallows in pain and self-pity. However, fate has other plans for Ken when he's granted a second chance, thrust back into his middle schooler self with a powerful ally—the Major League System. With a newfound opportunity to rewrite his destiny, Ken embarks on a quest to reclaim the glory he once lost. Armed with the Major League System, he navigates the challenges of adolescence, friendship, and the pursuit of greatness. As Ken strives to overcome the mistakes of his past and shape a future he can be proud of, readers are taken on an exhilarating ride through the world of baseball, where dreams are made and broken. Will Ken be able to rise above the setbacks, hone his skills, and fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a professional baseballer? With the Major League System at his disposal, the journey is fraught with excitement, setbacks, and unexpected twists. This is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the pursuit of excellence—a story that will keep you eagerly turning the pages, yearning to see if Ken can hit a home run in rewriting his own destiny. Get ready for a thrilling exploration of passion, determination, and the unwavering spirit of a young athlete chasing greatness.

Ikuti perjalanan menarik Ken Takagi, seorang anak ajaib bisbol SMA yang mimpinya hancur karena cedera bahu yang parah saat pertandingan krusial. Setelah terpaksa berhenti bermain bisbol dan menjadi pekerja kantor biasa, hidupnya semakin pahit saat melihat rekan-rekannya bertanding di level profesional sementara dia meratap dalam rasa sakit dan mengasihani diri sendiri. Namun, takdir memiliki rencana lain untuk Ken ketika dia diberi kesempatan kedua, kembali ke dirinya yang masih siswa sekolah menengah dengan sekutu yang kuat—Sistem Major League. Dengan kesempatan baru untuk menulis ulang takdirnya, Ken memulai pencarian untuk merebut kembali kejayaan yang pernah hilang. Dipersenjatai dengan Sistem Major League, dia menghadapi tantangan masa remaja, persahabatan, dan pengejaran keunggulan. Ketika Ken berjuang untuk mengatasi kesalahan masa lalunya dan membentuk masa depan yang bisa dibanggakan, pembaca akan dibawa dalam perjalanan yang mendebarkan melalui dunia bisbol, di mana mimpi dibuat dan dihancurkan. Apakah Ken mampu bangkit dari kemunduran, mengasah keterampilannya, dan memenuhi impian seumur hidupnya menjadi pemain bisbol profesional? Dengan Sistem Major League di tangannya, perjalanannya penuh dengan kegembiraan, kemunduran, dan kejutan tak terduga. Ini adalah kisah ketahanan, penebusan, dan pengejaran keunggulan—sebuah cerita yang akan membuat Anda ingin terus membuka halaman demi halaman, berharap melihat apakah Ken bisa mencapai home run dalam menulis ulang takdirnya sendiri. Bersiaplah untuk eksplorasi mendebarkan tentang hasrat, tekad, dan semangat tak tergoyahkan dari seorang atlet muda yang mengejar kejayaan.

Segui l'affascinante viaggio di Ken Takagi, un prodigio del baseball liceale i cui sogni furono infranti da un devastante infortunio alla spalla durante una partita cruciale. Dopo essere stato costretto ad abbandonare il baseball e diventare un comune impiegato d'ufficio, la sua vita diventa amara nel vedere i suoi compagni di squadra competere a livello professionale mentre lui annaspa nel dolore e nell'autocommiserazione. Tuttavia, il destino ha altri piani per Ken quando gli viene concessa una seconda possibilità, ritrovandosi catapultato nel suo sé delle scuole medie con un potente alleato—il Sistema della Major League. Con una rinnovata opportunità di riscrivere il suo destino, Ken intraprende una missione per riconquistare la gloria che aveva perso. Armato del Sistema della Major League, affronta le sfide dell'adolescenza, dell'amicizia e della ricerca della grandezza. Mentre Ken si sforza di superare gli errori del suo passato e plasmare un futuro di cui essere orgoglioso, i lettori vengono trasportati in un'esaltante avventura nel mondo del baseball, dove i sogni si realizzano e si infrangono. Riuscirà Ken a superare gli ostacoli, affinare le sue abilità e realizzare il suo sogno di diventare un giocatore professionista di baseball? Con il Sistema della Major League a sua disposizione, il viaggio è carico di emozioni, battute d'arresto e colpi di scena inaspettati. Questa è una storia di resilienza, redenzione e ricerca dell'eccellenza—un racconto che ti terrà incollato alle pagine, desideroso di vedere se Ken riuscirà a fare un fuoricampo nel riscrivere il proprio destino. Preparati per un'avvincente esplorazione della passione, determinazione e dello spirito irremovibile di un giovane atleta alla ricerca della grandezza.

The soul crossed the interstellar world and became a fat woman that everyone hates. Su Jin had only one goal. As a result of losing weight, she accidentally lost weight and became a winner in life. What? Massage on the earth can treat mental violence! These are considered intangible cultural heritage! Well, the sister society has a lot of intangible cultural heritage! The major general also has a different view of her

The once renowned Seoul Philharmonic Symphony is in distress and losing musicians before Seo Jaemin, an unknown beta conductor with a murky past, steps in to help them rebuild their glory together with his career in the cutthroat, alpha-dominated world of classical music. As First Chair, the commanding alpha Kang Do-hyun resists the new leadership, refusing to submit to a beta, although he notices himself being drawn to Jaemin, a pull he can’t explain. But Jaemin is hiding a secret that would shatter his fragile professional facade: he's not a beta at all, but an omega, whose scent is now a painful echo of a failed bond—a betrayal that haunts his every move. When Do-hyun discovers Jaemin’s true nature, his unexplained attraction spirals into a fierce, protective obsession. Consumed by an alpha's fury for the one who broke Jaemin, Do-hyun must decide if he can truly save the omega he’s dying to claim. ----- [Excerpt] Jaemin’s hair was a mess of soft, dark honey curls, his clothes from the concert rumpled and clinging to his slender frame. Do-hyun hadn’t dared to undress him. After the omega had fallen asleep, the floral scent had flared, unleashed from the tight grip Jaemin kept on it when he was conscious. Barely a minute later, Do-hyun had to rally every ounce of self-control from within to extract himself from the bed and stumble out of the room, before his alpha instincts could take over and greedily claim everything that was being offered freely to him. Now, Jaemin stood swaying slightly in front of him, his amber eyes half-lidded, a hazy, dreamy glaze coating them like a thin film. His cheeks were flushed a soft rose, and his mouth, a little open, seemed to be waiting for something. "Jaemin," Do-hyun managed, his voice thick and low. "Are you okay? Do you need something? You can't be walking around like this." Jaemin didn't seem to hear him. He took another step forward, and his scent slammed into Do-hyun’s senses, shredding through his safety shield of medicated eucalyptus—the intoxicating cherry blossoms, now so strong they stung his eyes. Lifting a hand to Do-hyun’s chest, Jaemin looked up at him, head tilted, hazy eyes searching Do-hyun’s face as if looking for something in the depths of his soul. Then he spoke, the single word a soft, breathless whisper: "Alpha."

Humans, robots, aliens, and energy life forms, all tend to like Tejeda for his easy-going personality, not knowing what lies beneath his ever-changing face. He is a Nubilae, a shapeshifting race known for their insanity. But Tejeda appears carefree and often amused even in the most perilous situations. His one-of-a-kind weapon of choice is a spoon, an old utensil that no one remembers anymore ever since eating has become obsolete. You will laugh at him. You will be scared by him. You will enjoy every step of his journey if you are a bit as crazy as he is. P.S. Full disclosure: Tejeda's character and plot revolve a lot around his immortality shenanigans. Join me on Discord: My website: #comedy #action #adventure #nonhuman #antihero #immortal #shapeshifter #scary #evolution #mutation #romance

What happens if you stay in character select for too long? This is the story of [Spoon], who discovers a glitch in character select. Why is there a black cat here, and what the hell is this trash unique class it gave me? Story written in the style of KR web novels. Expect a brutal PvP system, dark souls difficulty PvE content, and a story that follows a serious narrative with a dash of comedic relief and adult content.

Maya Swan, adopted daughter of Charlie Swan and Renee Dwyer. She has been living mainly with other family members until now, but comes home to Forks and her dad for her last two years of high school. See how it all plays out when she finds her mate in the southern gentleman Jasper. Jasper Hale x OC This book is from Wattpad by miss_Fortune4123 This book is completed. Not my work, I just prefer the settings here more than on Wattpad…aka I’m too lazy to read it myself so I use the offline reading function. I did change certain chapter titles though, I thought it was more fun.

Golden spoon!    That was the greatest blessing Avian had in his life. People were born with different kinds of spoons in their mouths: wooden, bronze, silver, and golden. Avian was born with a golden spoon, being the heir of the Maximilian family, with a gorgeous appearance and high intelligence—Avian’s whole life was ensured to be brilliant.    Luxury, fun, wealth, love, and more! Avian didn't need to do anything, and everything will come to him!    Or so he thought. One day his mother forced him to enroll in the Academy. As much as he wanted to protest, it was helpful for his future, and thus he reluctantly agreed. What he didn't know was that four months after it, his whole life would be flipped upside down.    “Hello, my name is Zenith Maximilian.”   The day the real Heir came back, Avian finally understood that he was relying heavily on his golden spoon. Being thrown away and abandoned by almost everyone as he was labeled ‘fake’ pained him greatly. Although he had some resources and connections aside from them, a terrifying vision of his bright future crumbling in front of him made him unable to sit still.    So, what was the option for Avian, who wanted to ensure his luxurious, easy, slacker life?    “I guess I can only go for the big fish.”   So what if the Heir was a guy? Straight or not, Avian would definitely make him bend in front of him! Especially because… Avian was actually a female.    It was now the time to capture the heir.  ✧༺♥༻✧ The book will be reverse harem and the MC will be hiding her gender just as the start then she will reveal it and continue (｡’▽’｡)♡ Have fun reading! ✧༺♥༻✧ Bonus chapters goals: ❀ Reach 10 Reviews = 4 Extra Chapters ❀ For every 50 Powerstones = 2 Extra Chapters ❀ For every 70 collections = 3 Extra Chapters ✧༺♥༻✧