funny pirate quotes

Standing last among those sailors, Byron was shoved roughly onto that narrow gangplank by the pirates. Just a short distance beneath his feet churned blood-steeped waves and dozens of gaping mouths filled with sharp teeth! ”Thud.“ He could only watch helplessly as the sharks opened their mouths, stirring up turbulent currents in the ocean as they bit viciously towards him! However, the [Sailing Logbook] formed before his eyes and wrote furiously on its own: "The ancient blood of the Bayfolk within you begins to boil. Spiritual sublimation commences!"

Ji Yao, the future Pirate King rescued a pitiful boy from the goodness of his heart only to find out that pitiable looking lad was far from the word pitiful. Calling him a wolf pup in sheep's clothing wouldn't be an exaggeration. Like they say watch what you pick up and bring home with you. As they journeyed across the continent slaying creatures and half breeds that stood in their way all the wolf pup could think of was: 'My husband is cute,' Or 'When can we will nightfall come so we can cuddle,' Or 'Husband smells so good. I want to bite him.' Ji Yao who had woken up with a bite mark, "......" Let's Voyage together and witness a relationship designed by fate blossom into a power couple born from powerful Nocru clans. ----‐----------------------------------------------- 200 golden tickets or 1000 power stones = 2 extra chapters per week. With a lot more support I will be motivated to write. Thank you so much.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Ilona Black is the oldest daughter of the Pirate King. All her life, she's wanted to be a great pirate captain, just like her father. When she's finally given the chance, however, things go terribly wrong- Ilona's younger siblings have been captured and now it's up to her to get them back. All hope seems lost until she happens to meet the wickedly handsome Prince Mason who is having his own bad luck. He has been promised to marry a princess who he is quite certain is evil. He has no way to escape the marriage but once he meets the beautiful pirate Captain he comes up with a plan that will help them both. He will marry the daughter of the cruel king who took Ilona's siblings. They sail away and the plan seems perfect. Mason will escape the evil princess and Ilona will get her siblings back. But what happens when they start to fall for each other and put their whole plan in jeopardy? And what if their ship never reaches its destination at all?

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

In a world ruled by outlaws and the endless sea, a young boy with a ridiculous dream and an unbreakable will sets out to claim the ultimate treasure. Wealth. Fame. Power. The dying words of the legendary Pirate King, Gold Roger, ignited a fire that engulfed the entire world, launching the unstoppable Golden Age of Piracy. Countless dreamers, scoundrels, and outlaws took to the endless blue, seeking the ultimate prize left behind at the end of the world: the One Piece. In the sleepy harbor of Foosha Village, a new legend is about to begin. Monkey D. Luffy is not your average boy. Armed with a mysterious Straw Hat, a recklessly brave heart, and a spirit that simply refuses to sink, Luffy makes a blood-vow to conquer the Grand Line. But the seas are treacherous. To survive the monstrous sea beasts, ruthless rival pirate crews, and the unforgiving might of the World Government Marines, Luffy will need a crew of the strongest, most fiercely loyal misfits the oceans have ever seen.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

3000 years ago, the world quaked and everything changed. Society went through a major upheaval that led to the fall of several societies and governments and the eventual rise of more powerful governments and organizations. In the current Era, an era where power decides and the encompassing sea is desired by all, a boy Hans Don Kruxe is born. Despite being born from parents who are both revered nobility in their own rights, Han Don Kruxe doesn’t get to live the idle princely life and unfortunately, when he turns nineteen, his world gets far worse than he can imagine. With his mother missing and his father his enemy, Kruxe thrusts himself into a dangerous world filled with humans and beings with abilities beyond normal but with the strong desire to save his mother, he becomes a pirate of the dangerous sea with nothing but a voice filled with promises by his side. “Lieutenants, captains, Vice-Admirals, Admirals, “forget about them, if my son is already being called a sea tyrant, then I sure as hell I’m becoming a grand admiral” Don Hashvil said with a chuckle not minding the several pressures that had been released on him. ****** Guys, truth is, though this book starts slow, just be a little chill, after all even the greatest of Aircraft are built on land... for now at least. Be patient my brothers and get introduced to greatness.

{Important} {Stop reading at chapter Ninety} Even after it all they will be together. Even after their differences they are together. Even if they didn't know the truth about themselves at first.... His death is her death and her death is his death. She controls the universe he controls the underworld She controls the heavens he controls hell She is wanted by evil ones he protects her from them despite being the most dangerous of them all The wrong pair as people may think but it's the right pair anyone could wish for ********* You won't only meet their love story but that of the few around them Kira and Melchoir Wanda and Xander Uma and Ralph and many more

***Book 1 Completed*** It is not always the prince who sweeps a maiden off her feet. Sometimes the person who is thought to be a villain is actually the true hero of the story. Hence, only a keen eye can see beyond the rough edges. “DANGER!” That's one of the things that can be associated with him. However, how can one revered as dangerous be at the same time the one that can make her heart beat down her throat and caused her breath to hitch? How might she avoid him when each time he gravitates toward her, she finds herself unfit to move? Entrapped. Dazed. Bathe with palpable tension no one could rupture. Was it just fear? Or on the other hand, was it something entirely different? A blossoming passion, perhaps? A forbidden love that would send both their worlds reeling upside down. Many have tried to escape the claws of fate, yet close to none have succeeded. Vereena Braxton, daughter of an Admiral from House MacGhille. An epitome of flawlessness she had to uphold and a scandal to avoid. Everything is perfect as her destiny had already been planned out as she ought to marry the crowned prince. That is, until one night, pirates came along their harbor and caused mayhem across their city. Where she finds herself in the clutches and at the mercy of a vicious pirate, stowed her away from the life she once knew. But with the time they spent, Vereena has come to ask herself. Has he really taken her as a captive, or has he set her free from the rigid society she lived in? WSA Theme: Historical