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Pada puncak karirnya, aktris A-list Song Ning mengumumkan pengunduran dirinya dari industri hiburan demi cinta, menggemparkan seluruh negara. Semua orang berpikir bahwa dia pasti telah menemukan rumah idamannya. Itulah mengapa dia begitu bertekad. Semula, Song Ning juga berpikir demikian. Untuk sisa hidupnya, dia tidak akan menjadi seorang selebriti. Dia hanya akan menjadi wanita yang baik dan berbudi luhur yang akan merawat suami dan anak-anak di rumah. Namun, pada malam sebelum pernikahannya, dia mengetahui bahwa tunangannya berselingkuh dengan sahabatnya. Dalam amarah, Song Ning menemukan seorang pria secara acak untuk mendaftar pernikahan mereka di pintu masuk Biro Urusan Sipil. Dia awalnya ingin membalas dendam pada tunangan bajingannya itu, tetapi dia tidak menyangka bahwa pria yang mendaftarkan pernikahannya dengan dia adalah pewaris grup keuangan terbesar di negara itu, Mu Chen. Setelah mereka menikah, Mu Chen sangat menyayangi Song Ning dan melindunginya dengan segala cara yang mungkin. Dia tidak mengizinkan siapa pun untuk mengganggunya. Song Ning selalu berpikir bahwa dia akan bahagia seumur hidupnya dan menjalani kehidupan terbaik yang dia inginkan. Benar, dia mendapatkannya. Hanya saja sedikit berbeda dari apa yang dia bayangkan semula. Orang yang memberikan segalanya kepadanya adalah orang lain. Bertahun-tahun kemudian… Song Ning menatap Mu Chen dengan penuh kasih sayang. "Aku benar-benar beruntung. Terima kasih Tuhan aku bertemu denganmu dan menyelamatkanku dari neraka." Mu Chen tersenyum lembut. “Ya, bersyukur kepada Tuhan.” Namun, Song Ning tidak akan pernah tahu. Mu Chen tidak berbicara tentang berterima kasih kepada Tuhan karena membiarkan dia bertemu Song Ning. Dia berterima kasih kepada Tuhan karena membiarkan tunangan Song Ning berselingkuh sehingga dia memiliki kesempatan. Tidak ada yang namanya pertemuan yang tidak disengaja. Itu hanyalah sebuah pengejaran yang direncanakan sebelumnya. Hari itu, dia menunggu Song Ning di luar Biro Urusan Sipil selama sepuluh jam…

Li Jing, yang menganggur di kota tingkat satu, mendapatkan sebuah sistem di mana menikmati hidup dapat menggandakan jumlah uang yang dihabiskan. [Selamat, tuan rumah telah menghabiskan dua ribu yuan untuk menikmati makanan lezat, emosi positif satu bintang, kembali sepuluh kali jumlah konsumsi sebesar dua puluh ribu yuan.] [Selamat, tuan rumah telah menghabiskan lima puluh ribu yuan untuk menginap di hotel mewah, emosi positif dua bintang, kembali dua puluh kali jumlah konsumsi sebesar satu juta yuan.] [Selamat, tuan rumah telah menghabiskan seratus ribu yuan untuk menikmati kesenangan membeli barang-barang mewah, emosi positif tiga bintang, kembali...] Dengan menjadi kaya melalui sistem tersebut, Li Jing akhirnya mengalami kegembiraan hidup, pengeluaran mewah, layanan sempurna, dan status transenden, semuanya membuatnya memahami secara mendalam kekuatan uang. Terutama para dewi yang dulunya tidak terjangkau, karena tingkat ekonomi Li Jing yang meningkat dan lingkaran sosial yang ditingkatkan, cerita-cerita indah dan tak terlupakan berpusat pada dirinya terjadi. Di suite lantai atas gedung tertinggi di dunia, Li Jing berdiri dengan gelas anggur di depan jendela dari lantai hingga langit-langit, memandang seluruh kota, dan menghela nafas: "Orang tanpa uang hanyalah hidup. Orang dengan uang benar-benar hidup."

The last Taotie in the world, Qin Yun— Due to getting drunk and flirting with the Pixiu Pei Yan at a banquet in the Heavenly Court, she was sent to the Lower Realm by the Jade Emperor as punishment for disrupting the feast. She turned from a noble little Taotie in Heaven into a cannon fodder female supporting character in the Mortal World... During a reality show, while other artists were seriously completing tasks, Qin Yun ate her way through the entire program, turning herself into a program anomaly. When filming a drama, she ate all the props from the crew, was chased by the director to compensate, and when she opened her small mouth, claiming that our drama will be a hit, and it indeed became a massive success. She became known in the circle as having a 'Golden Mouth, Saying Jade'. Every day her assistant reminded her to eat less, that gaining weight wouldn't look good on camera. Qin Yun turned around and started a live broadcast, activating eatcasting mode, and was even invited to participate in food programs? The most infuriating thing was, while other celebrities starved themselves to dream of eating meat to lose weight, Qin Yun never gained weight no matter how much she ate! She munched her way from being an obscure black-listed artist to the top tier. One day, the head of the Tang Family happened to see her eating broadcast video, recognizing her as his biological daughter. After verification, the entire Tang Family came to acknowledge her, wishing they could compensate her for all the twenty years of neglect. Later, Qin Yun was photographed staying overnight at Pei Yan's house, suspected of making their relationship public. The entire Tang Family appeared to refute the rumors: "All rumors!" While everyone was shocked by Qin Yun's identity, a diligent fan also discovered from a live broadcast that in the glass behind Qin Yun, there was a person sitting not far away working, eventually verified to be the movie emperor Pei Yan. Pei Yan: @Qin Yun Let me introduce, this is my wife. Qin Yun: @Pei Yan This is my caretaker.

Orang-orang tak terhindarkan diganggu seumur hidup mereka oleh hal-hal yang tidak bisa mereka miliki ketika mereka masih muda, tetapi jika Anda mengendarai Bentley di masa muda Anda, hidup akan seperti bermain permainan... ... ... Di era ledakan informasi ini, perjuangan orang biasa bagaikan ditempatkan di bawah sorotan, berubah menjadi pertunjukan monyet untuk hiburan yang dipamerkan di depan semua orang... Namun, sementara beberapa orang menonton untuk bersenang-senang, lebih banyak lagi yang sedang bercermin... Gu Heng, yang ditarik keluar dari lumpur oleh sistem, mulai mengalami sensasi kesenangan yang berlebihan.

[Interstellar + Few Females, Many Males + Cultural Importer] In a dazzling, decadent bar, Jiang Qin's performance of "As Wished" directly purified 2% of the males' pollution. In an Interstellar era where Calming Power is paramount, she single-handedly caused the run-down little bar where she worked to skyrocket to fame. The Imperial Royal Family, the Federation's richest man, top students from military academies, research geniuses, and other high-quality males also flocked to see her. Even the girls, who were also females, went crazy for her songs. Just when everyone thought she was merely a female whose singing was particularly soul-stirring. She went onto the battlefield, holding a pipa. A powerful and resonant performance of "Ambush from All Sides" directly caused the males to enter a frenzied state on the spot, all while maintaining their sanity. Now, even if the Federation officials wanted to hide her away, the major powers were no longer willing to back down, each offering exceptional terms to poach her. The entire Interstellar space was swept by a storm named Jiang Qin. And the Jiang Family, who had once abandoned their biological daughter for their adopted one, was filled with endless regret. 1V_N or No CP

Sial, Bagaimana keluargaku bisa begitu kaya raya?! Setelah ujian masuk perguruan tinggi, Su Mu, yang berasal dari keluarga biasa dan bekerja sebagai pelayan di hotel, secara tidak sengaja memecahkan barang antik yang tak ternilai harganya. Biaya kompensasi yang sangat tinggi segera membuat Su Mu panik. Tanpa pilihan lain, dia dengan enggan menelepon ayahnya, Su Ruizhi, untuk meminta bantuan. Su Ruizhi berkata, "Nak, jangan panik. Izinkan aku memberi tahu kebenarannya. Sebenarnya, keluarga kita memiliki aset bernilai miliaran, dan bahkan hotel mewah tempatmu bekerja adalah milik keluarga kita!" Ding! [Tiga puluh juta telah disetorkan ke rekening bank Anda.] Melihat notifikasi bank di ponselnya, Su Mu benar-benar tercengang. 'Sial, aku tidak tahu bahwa keluarga kita sangat kaya!'

The fake heiress was sent back to the slums. Her biological father was addicted to alcohol, her biological mother was addicted to gambling, and her biological younger brother dropped out of school at a young age due to an obsession with gaming. Sang Ning brought her whole messed-up family onto a variety show. The real heiress's family showcased a tear-jerking, heartwarming picture, while her family was staging daily dramatic soap operas. On the day before the variety show recording, Sang Ning's biological mom openly flirted with a young male idol. Her younger brother mocked their biological father for being old and unattractive, claiming he deserved to be abandoned. In a fit of rage, her father smashed his brother’s headphones. Brother: "Damn it, I spent a whole month collecting trash to afford these!" And thus, the whole family ended up fighting. When the show officially started recording, Sang Ning's father took the top male star’s father to a villager’s house to freeload some alcohol, drinking to intoxication. Sang Ning's mother dragged a popular idol’s grandmother to a mahjong table, losing even her underwear. Sang Ning's brother pointed at her nose and cursed, "I’d rather jump off a cliff than keep studying!" Later, at Sang Ning’s wedding to a business mogul, the sharp-eyed reporters noticed something unusual about the Sang Family members. Mr. Sang had become an intangible cultural heritage master in woodworking industry. Mrs. Sang had won the championship in the latest Chef Showdown. Wasn’t Sang Ning’s younger brother this year’s provincial science champion? When asked about the secret to their turnaround, the Sang Family all looked simultaneously at the radiant bride on stage, their hearts filled with mixed emotions... Perhaps the only thing standing between failure and success is having a crazy genius like Sang Ning. [1v1 exclusive romance + quirky characters + brainless, overpowered story]

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"

To win a grand prize of five million, Chen Xixi signed up for a variety show called 'Saving Battle'. As the show began, other guests were scrimping and saving by eating the cheapest instant noodles or even starving. But Chen Xixi got a pound of eggs for free during a pharmacy event and even managed to score ten free lunches! The internet exclaimed: This lady really knows how to freeload! While other participants were too thrifty to buy cosmetics, Chen Xixi managed to have makeup without spending a dime. The internet responded: When it comes to saving money by freeloading, Chen Xixi is the master! Other guests obsessed over how to spend their money most effectively, meanwhile Chen Xixi was leisurely enjoying free afternoon tea! The internet complained: Darn it! Chen Xixi's not spending a cent, yet lives better than all of us! To save money, the other guests decided to beg at the train station. In contrast, Chen Xixi became a middleman and made a profit! In the end, all the guests were shocked by Chen Xixi's bank balance: Damn it! Not only does she freeload and pinch pennies, but how on earth is her money multiplying?! ... Every time Chen Xixi freeloading, she found herself reluctantly signing up for memberships that not only led to an onslaught of spam messages and calls but also posed a risk of personal information leakage. Then she thought of the spam text that was blocked by the anti-fraud app, why not leave the scammer's number active! ... At Zhongjing Group. Zhou Jingyuan was silently suffering from the barrage of spam texts and nuisance calls every day. ... Later on, Zhou Jingyuan's nephew pointed at the woman on the computer screen, saying: 'Uncle, this is your future niece-in-law.' Zhou Jingyuan replied: 'That's your aunt.' !

Hujan tak pernah tau untuk apa ia jatuh. Tapi air mata selalu tau untuk siapa ia jatuh. Untuk pertama kalinya dia peduli pada seseorang, untuk pertama kalinya dia jatuh cinta pada seseorang untuk pertama kalinya dia merasa kehilangan dan untuk pertama kalinya juga dia merasakan penyesalan yang tiada berakhir. Arkananta Sangkara harus kehilangan gadis yang dicintainya untuk selamanya. Menahan kesakitan setiap kerinduan menghantam hatinya. Tapi di antara sakit dan putus asa untuk merelakan hatinya kembali bergejolak penuh harapan. Pertemuan tak di sengaja dengan seorang gadis yang begitu mirip dengan gadis itu. Apakah tuhan sedang mengujinya atau sedang berbelas kasih atas segala kesakitan yang di deritanya selama ini. “Siapa kau!”. “Kau yang siapa! “Kau sangat mirip dengan seseorang yang aku kenal!”. “Hei! Pria lajang kalau kau ingin mendekati seorang gadis jangan gunakan cara kuno seperti ini! Aku tidak percaya dengan sesuatu yang serba kebetulan! Jadi pergilah jangan menghalangi jalan ku!”. Wajah, mata, bibir, bahkan suaranya sangat mirip Arka berpikir jika gadis itu bangun dari kuburnya karena tidak tahan melihatnya dengan rasa sakit menahan kerinduan. Tapi kenapa sifat mereka sangat berbeda. Siapa kau sebenarnya! Apakah itu sungguh cinta pertamanya atau hanya seseorang yang sekedar mirip saja. Jika ada kesempatan manakah yang akan Arka pilih. Melepaskan cinta pertama yang telah lama meninggal atau memulai kisah baru dengan gadis yang mirip cinta pertamanya.