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Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."

On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.

In the age of interstellar exploration, three hundred years ago, Mage explorers from the yellow river planet took their first step towards outer space. It was a joyous event for every mage on that planet, yet unfortunately, space is dominated by other races. The Peak level Mage from the Yellow River Planet was the weakest power in existence among other outer space races. It's a cruel reality for everyone. From then on, every mage from the Yellow River Planet began to increase their power level by consuming outer space resources. Then they constantly researched, upgraded the power level system and tried to pave the way for the next generation of space explorers. Now, our MC Vincent Carey's ambition is to be the next generation of space explorers. How is he going to increase his strength and compete among other races to get resources? How is the unknown little yellow river planet going to be known and feared by others? --- To find out further, read my new novel and support it with the power stones and golden tickets. Current Plan- 7Chaps/ Week. Target- 50 Golden Tickets/ Week - 14Chaps/Week ... Disclaimer: Fantasy and Fictional Story.

Betrayed by her boyfriend and half-sister, Chloe drowns her sorrows at a bar—only to wake up next to a dangerously handsome stranger. No names. No strings. Just a one-night mistake… or so she thought. The next day, she walks into her company and comes face-to-face with her new boss—the same man from that night. She avoids him, pretending it never happened. But fate isn’t done with her yet. That evening, her father sets her up on a blind date… and he is the one waiting for her. With a smirk, he leans in and whispers: “Woman, you’re mine—yesterday, today, and forever.”

Zhou Dao transmigrated to a world where demons rampaged and Daoist laws ruled. His sect was in straitened circumstances, and their property was on the brink of being demolished. Desperate, Zhou Dao had his eyes fixed on the coffin of the sect’s Grandmaster and decided to do something with it. A voice rang, “D*mn! You are actually plotting to steal my skull. With your attitude, Sunset Mountain has a chance of reaching its heyday again!” On that very night, the corpse of the Grandmaster moved! Moving forward, Zhou Dao would receive rewards whenever he offered up demonic beasts as sacrifices to the Grandmaster. He offered up a 1000-year zombie as a sacrifice and received the Indestructible Body of Demon Refining. He offered up a nine-tailed demon fox as a sacrifice and received a Fox Girl Puppet. He offered up a demon turtle from the Eastern Sea as a sacrifice and received a high-power muscle massage gun. … For eons, countless Daoist members meditated on The Yellow Court Classic. For years to come, Zhou Dao harvested countless demonic beasts with no intention of burying them. Many years later, in the same Daoist temple, Zhou Dao sat at the front door as he bore witness to the joy and the sorrow of all creations. He had seen birth, illness, death, and all sorts of bizarre phenomena. He put on a crooked grin as he said, “I offer up the heavens and the earth as a sacrifice.”

``` Kabar burung mengatakan bahwa Qiao Xi memiliki konstitusi yang lemah—seorang kecantikan yang selalu sakit-sakitan. Kabar burung mengataikan bahwa ia menghabiskan harta setiap hari untuk obat-obatan—mengonsumsinya seperti permen. Kabar burung mengatakan bahwa sepuluh pelayan melayani dia di samping tempat tidurnya setiap hari—menjadi beban bagi semua orang. Mereka semua menunggu keluarga Qiao untuk melemparkan Qiao Xi kembali ke pedesaan dan membiarkannya hidup sendiri. Qiao Xi: "Semua orang bilang saya lemah dan tidak bisa merawat diri sendiri. Rupanya, saya juga menghabiskan uang dengan sembrono juga." Dia melihat ke bawah pada bajunya yang compang-camping dan merasa jengkel. Qiao Xi: “Apa kamu bilang bahwa keluarga kaya ini membiarkan anak perempuannya memakai baju compang-camping setiap hari?” Anak perempuan kaya dari keluarga Qiao? Sudah cukup! Dia tidak akan seperti itu lagi! Oleh karena itu… Lelaki brengsek: "Tanpa keluarga Qiao, kamu bukan apa-apa." Qiao Xi: "Jika saya diusir dari keluarga Qiao, saya akan hancur." Perempuan brengsek: "Kak, jangan terlalu kecewa. Selama kamu bekerja keras, suatu hari kamu akan dipuji.” Qiao Xi: “Diam, saya tidak kenal pengkhianat sepertimu.” Lelaki dan perempuan brengsek itu: "???" Kabar burung mengatakan bahwa putra bungsu keluarga Gu, Gu Zheng, menikahi wanita yang hanya memiliki penampilan saja dengan tergesa-gesa. Qiao Xi: "Ada yang meremehkan saya?" Suatu hari, Qiao Xi melihat salah satu karyawan Gu Zheng memusingkan otaknya menghadapi serangkaian angka di layar komputer. Berhubung dia sedang punya waktu luang, ia pun membantu. Apakah dia baru saja membobol firewall yang dibuat oleh kerja sama peretas elit teratas?! Gu Zheng mendekat selangkah demi selangkah. "Qiao Xi, apa lagi yang kamu sembunyikan dariku? Hmm?" Qiao Xi: "Oh, tidak! Saya merasa pusing lagi! Saya sangat lemah. Tubuh saya ini terlalu lemah!" ```

Lan Qianyu adalah seorang gadis muda yang akan segera menikah dengan kekasih yang sangat menyayanginya, Xiao Qi. Namun mendekati hari pernikahan mereka, Lan Qianyu tanpa sengaja terjerumus dalam sebuah kekacauan yang terjadi di sebuah bar dan membuatnya terlibat dengan Ye Yan, seorang pria misterius yang kaya raya. Lan Qianyu tanpa sengaja terkena tembakan peluru yang seharusnya ditujukan untuk Ye Yan. Di lain pihak, perusahaan milik Xiao Qi juga menghadapi banyak permasalahan dan berada di ambang kebangkrutan dan saat ini hanya Ye Yan yang bisa membantu untuk menyelamatkannya. Mereka bertiga pun terlibat dalam sebuah hubungan yang rumit dan sangat berbahaya...

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...