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Four deadly choices in life: Being a cop in Mexico! Absolute justice here means getting shot, BIUBIUBIU. The protagonist finds himself in the body of a jail guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's Crime Value! Only by outgunning the criminals can he uphold justice! This prison is called "Plateau Prison", the highest security level in Mexico. At this time, there is a man locked up inside. His name is Gallardo, nicknamed Godfather, one of the founders of the Guadalajara Cartel. If you want to survive, either leave this damned country, or climb your way to the top. Mexico can be bright!

In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

Tan Shuchang had always considered himself born into a scholarly family and had also been a young star atop the honor roll, a true parasite of the upper class. He should have been holding significant local authority, receiving endless gifts, spending boundless money, enjoying innumerable years, and marrying countless concubines. How had he ended up becoming a demonic cultivator? After pondering for a long time and still not understanding, he slowly emerged from the pool of blood, deciding to think it over gradually…

I, the village doctor, was particularly skilled in gynecology; the physical health of the women in the village was my responsibility to guard!

Yang Qi obtained a beast-taming cultivation system, and his initial mission required him to join the Beast Taming Sect. But where in reality is there a "Beast Taming Sect"? With a tentative attitude, Yang Qi applied for a job at the Zoo, and to his surprise, it actually worked! Rescuing a child kidnapped by a macaque— [The Host showed no fear in the face of danger, your courage is commendable. For intelligently rescuing an innocent child from the "Eight-armed Vajra," you are hereby rewarded: Affinity with All Beasts] Removing a bone splinter embedded in the gums of a Northeast Tiger— [Congratulations to the Host for completing the mission and helping the "Iron Armor Fierce Tiger" restore its kingly demeanor. You are hereby rewarded: Small Transport Technique] Soothing a frightened brown bear that had escaped its enclosure— [It has been detected that the Host has resolved a high-risk "Spirit Beast Jailbreak" incident, preventing a tragedy of casualties. You are hereby rewarded: Mother-Child Unity Bell] ...

Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk

Five hundred years ago, dungeons erupted across the world. The people who first entered the dungeons discovered two important things that would shape the future of Earth. One, terrifying deadly monsters inhabit these dungeons, and when left alone for a period of time, they would be released to Earth. Two, humans who entered these dungeons awakened a Class and gained corresponding skills related to that class, giving them power to defend themselves. Combining these two, the Age of Classes began on Earth. … Zeke Starlight was the heir of the upper-class family, Starlights. He lived in the renowned, advanced Magic Capital and was engaged to a beautiful, talented girl. He was favored by the heavens, a chosen one. But all of that was lost when he awakened the weakest class, [Stick Master], in the awakening ceremony. Overnight, his life collapsed. His fiancée's family severed their engagement to him and he was scorned by everyone he knew. He was even disowned by his family, exiling him to a dangerous and resource scarce region, known as the Red Land, a death zone for humans. If nothing went wrong, Zeke was destined to die pathetically, abandoned and full of resentment. However, when he set foot on the soils of the Red Land, he discovered that he awakened another class called [Gamer]. With the [Gamer] class, Zeke discovered that he could level up his classes and skills as long as he worked hard. In the Red Land, where resources were scarce and dangerous criminals roamed, he would carve his path to revenge. From a weak, pathetic [Stick Master], he slowly became a legendary [Sword God]... But to reach the pinnacle in one class was not enough, he was going to reach the pinnacle in all of them! Zeke's path to vengeance starts when he was given a letter of recommendation to the Herta Academy of Rankers, located in Red Land… *** Tags: #Genius #Anti-Hero #Ruthless #Weak-To-Strong #LevelUp #Evolution #Apocalypse #Romance #SlowPaced #WorkingHard #EffortNeverBetrays #Survival #Apocalypse #AllClasses #System

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Jack, A 25-year-old guy walked through the streets with a very happy face. It's his first day of work and after staying unemployed for more than a year. He was finally able to get a job and also in one of the big companies. Jack was so excited that he arrived an hour ago before the given time. So he strolled through an alley near the building. He lighted his cigarette and enjoyed it while standing in the alley. SHOT... Suddenly a shot was fired and a murder happened there which was witnessed by Jack. "Holy shit!! Did I just witness a murder?" Jack shouted as he called the cops and started to record Everything on his phone. RING... "Who is there get him..." "Damn, these call centers. I forgot to silence my phone." Jack ran away with the proof of murder as two killers pursued him. "Damnit stop running you fucking rat." One of the killers screamed at Jack while running behind him "Damnit what type of shitty luck, I have why it always happened to me..." Jack screamed as he ran away from both the killers. SHOT... Suddenly a shot grazed his leg and he fell to the ground, as he screamed in pain. SIREN... Suddenly the Siren of cops sounded and Jack took a sigh of relief that he was saved. "Who called the cops, damnit..." one of them screamed as he asked his other partner and Jack decided to take this chance and tried to run away. SHOT... "What did you think, you could run away from us that easily..." "Hand up, all of you..." "We need an ambulance there is the injured person, he has been shot through the chest near the heart." 'So this is how I am going to die, really now that I got a good job too, why has it always happened with me?' As his crimson-red blood flows from his body, his life slowly fades away, and he falls into a deep slumber from which no one can ever get up. .............. 'Where am I?' Jack found himself drifting into a never-ending dark realm, which seemed to stretch infinitely. #YOU SO YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER MY BODY INTERESTING...# Jack heard a voice but wasn't able to see anyone as the Voice talked with him Jack got to know many things and that he was going to a new fantasy world. #AND BEFORE YOU GO, I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A GIFT TO YOU # The voice said as an unknown energy got inside Jack's body which was comfortable in its sense. #HAVE FUN DUDE AND USE MY GIFT PROPERLY...# The voice said and suddenly Jack's eyes shot open as he woke up and found himself in a new and very luxurious room. TIN TIN.... {SYSTEM IS ESTABLISHING CONNECTION TO THE HOST BODY.} {SYSTEM HAS ESTABLISHED THE CONNECTION. THE DEMON KING SYSTEM IS ONLINE} {SYSTEM IS EVALUATING HOST STATUS WINDOW.} "Ya!! I have my System that is so cool now I am also going to become an MC like those novel characters." With this Jack's new Adventure in an unknown world began.

A boy with a once thought useless ability learns and grows his magic to compensate as several forces try to kill him.