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Julian Navarro knows every frame of Lydia Vale’s forgotten filmography. He knows which stair collapses, which ray gun jams, and exactly when the fragile heroine is supposed to faint into a handsome man’s arms. He also knows Lydia vanished in 1967 without leaving a body. During an unauthorized midnight screening, Lydia looks through the television, calls Julian by name, and dies in a scene that never existed. A battered remote pulls him after her. Inside The Bride of Blackwater House, Julian is dressed as a dashing stranger, Lydia is forced into the role of a helpless heiress, and a cold interface gives him three seconds of Pause to change the ending. Saving her once is only the beginning. Lydia remembers every death. The films reset around her, the roles push against her body, and the thing she calls the Auteur keeps inventing worse finales. Each completed rescue unlocks another remote command Julian can use both on screen and at home. Each command also builds Static, drawing the attention of a secret media-containment office and letting the Auteur edit the real world in return. Between classes, shifts, archive thefts, and increasingly brutal pulp adventures, Julian must investigate the actress he thought he knew. Lydia must decide whether a fan who controls the exit can ever see her as a person. Before a Halloween broadcast puts her final death before millions of viewers, they have to recover her stolen identity, expose the conspiracy that made her films, and take the last cut away from the monster behind the camera.

What happens when a boy and a girl gets stuck in a movie where they are destined to die on loop? Both have dark pasts. In this paranormal romance novel,you get to see where secrets,love, trauma, suspense, abnormalities,madness and drama clash Promises to keep you glued to your screen till the very end. Shall we, lovelies? Progress Rosy

Hi, to everyone who stumbles upon here. This is a fan fiction about Soul Land 1 or more commonly known as Douluo Dalu 1.It is my first time writing so I can't guarantee it's the best however I will do my best to write it as correctly as possible. Story may have plot hole, do bear with me and follow till the end of the novel. I won't receive any recommendations from reader as I create this novel entirely from imagination. Do note it. Also be sure to read Soul Land 1 first whether in form of anime, novel or manhua as they will provide you with understanding of the plot and cultivation of Soul Master. Plot will mostly follow the plot on animation and may change for the development of character. The update are pretty random, however I won't go for more than 1 week without chapter. It will be 1 chapter a day or two. Hope you enjoy. I am only borrowing the character of Soul Land. All the borrowed character belong to the author of Soul Land Tang Jia San Shao ===================================== Li Wang an ordinary young man living at earth. An normal successful young man who is addicted to novel, anime and manhua. One day, he was granted the opportunity to go to world of his wish with 3 wish. At that moment, the story of The Shrek Monster Leader began. The Leader will rise together with Shrek Seven Monster and bring them to fight their way through to become God.

He was a humble B-rank Hunter. A healer, no less. You know, the kind who patches up the real heroes, gets yelled at for not healing fast enough, and survives by standing very far in the back. Then his party waltzed into a hidden boss dungeon. Whoops. As the Dragonoid Queen made mincemeat of his team and his intestines started auditioning for open air, he prepared to die with dignity-or at least without crying too loudly. But just before his final breath: Ding! [Hidden Skill Unlocked: "Sacrificial Lamb"] [Effect: When taking damage, reflect 50% back with 1,000,000,000% additional True damage and guaranteed crit.] [You have slain boss monster "Dragonoid Queen"] [Party Contribution: 100%] [Reward Acquired: Retry (EX)] They say every Awakener has a hidden skill waiting to be unlocked under the right conditions-some in battle, others in moments of despair. For him? It was being used as a meat shield.

Shrek, the ogre that was scared by everyone , discriminated and hated was on the mission the get a human princess that was hidden up in a secluded castle . History has it that she was sent there because a witch casted a spell on her. " By day one way, by night another, only with true Love's first kiss will love take it's true form". So she was promised that her prince charming will come and slay the dragon save her and marry her. But who will save her, was it her prince charming or the hideous ogre "SHREK".

Zelda Mulette thinks she is just an ordinary 13 year old girl. But how you will define "ordinary" will be different for everyone. Extraordinarily to some readers, she is born and bred into the stellar world of Hollywood, to a mother and stepfather who are talented, award-winning actors in the industry. Narrated by her bold, tell-all but loving attitude, join Zelda as she navigates her own rollercoaster of life, with which she claims is "Not like in the movies". This celebrity-inspired narrative will make you laugh, cry and think no matter who we are in this world, nobody has it easy.

After trying to summon a demon to make his troubles go away, Jackson, a normal freshman in college is suddenly stuck with either selling his soul, or taking owner ship of a hell hound with tricks up the sleeve. Can he get through his new school life AND take care of an unpredictable creature?

Gavin was a frustrated online writer. He often got hungry because of too few subscriptions of his work, and it was normal for him to have no thoughts. His girlfriend chose to break up with him because he was too poor to stay at home without social activities. What was more tragic was that there were no new ideas, so the editor of the website refused his signing application. Looking at the remaining dozens of dollars in his wallet, Gavin bought a few bottles of life water, intending to drown down his sorrows. In the notebook, there was a film called Magic Pills. The main character of the film was a writer too. Because he accidentally took an unlisted pill, he possessed superhuman wisdom. His brain had been developed, and with the help of the pill, the main character had reached the peak of his life. The drunk Gavin also dreamed that if he could also get this magical pill so that he could win back his girlfriend, write some alluring articles and save his career. His idea came true. A black hole appeared on the computer and sucked him in. Then he traveled to the world of movies called Magical Pills. Right around the time that the pills were being mass-produced, Gavin bought a magical pill from a pharmacy for ten dollars! With the ability to travel through the world of movies, his life was reversed.

All Bailey wants is to be a good negotiator, and to impress his boss and teacher, the legendary Drew Fletcher. He admires Fletcher for his skills in the field, but that doesn’t stop him admiring the man for other, more romantic reasons as well. In a tense hostage situation, it’s pretty unlikely Bailey’s usual, rash behaviour will cover him in glory, but in his dreams, it’s all going to happen just like in the movies.<br><br>When he finally acts to protect his boss, it doesn’t go the way he hopes -- or does it? Will Bailey get to play the hero and get the guy of his dreams?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.