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Having been reborn, she takes one glance at her ridiculously handsome husband and wonders if she had suffered from brain damage back then—she had actually demanded for a divorce with him. Repeatedly! In her previous life, she had been deceived by her relatives who eventually led her to her tragic death. With this second chance at life, she vows to cozy up to her husband both literally and figuratively to destroy all her enemies and to take down the women who hid behind their scheming, innocent facades. She would be in control of her own happiness! This is a sweet, doting love story featuring an intelligent female lead and a perfect male lead who's good at turning her knobs.

Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

Limang taon na ang nakalipas, matapos ang isang aksidente sa kotse, si Ye Fan ay bumagsak mula sa isang mahiwagang henyo tungo sa isang "hangal"! Limang taon ang lumipas, sa parehong araw, ang kanyang pitong nakatatandang kapatid at tatlong tiyuhin ay namatay sa larangan ng digmaan, isang pamilya ng sampung tapat na martir! Sa burol, kinansela ng kasintahan ni Ye Fan ang kanilang kasunduan. Ang nakamamanghang hipag ay nagdeklara sa mismong lugar, "Kung ayaw mo siyang pakasalan, ako na lang! Ako ay handang ipagpatuloy ang lahi ng Pamilyang Ye..." Nakaramdam ng pagkabalisa si Ye Fan, "Sister-in-law, huwag po. Hindi na talaga ako hangal!"

Il y a cinq ans, après un accident de voiture, Ye Fan est passé d'un prodige démoniaque à un "idiot" ! Cinq ans plus tard, le même jour, ses sept frères aînés et trois oncles ont tous péri sur le champ de bataille, une famille de dix martyrs loyaux ! Lors des funérailles, la fiancée de Ye Fan a rompu leurs fiançailles. La superbe belle-sœur a déclaré sur place, "Si vous ne vouliez pas l'épouser, je le ferai ! Je suis prête à perpétuer la lignée de la Famille Ye..." Ye Fan se sentait mal à l'aise, "Belle-sœur, s'il vous plaît, ne faites pas ça. Je ne suis vraiment plus un idiot !"

Vor 5 Jahren fiel Ye Fan nach einem Autounfall von einem dämonischen Wunderkind zu einem „Idioten“! 5 Jahre später, am selben Tag, kamen seine 7 älteren Brüder und 3 Onkel alle auf dem Schlachtfeld ums Leben, eine Familie von 10 treuen Märtyrern! Bei der Beerdigung löste Ye Fans Verlobte ihre Verlobung auf. Die atemberaubende Schwägerin erklärte auf der Stelle: „Wenn du ihn nicht heiraten wolltest, werde ich ihn heiraten! Ich bin bereit, die Linie der Ye Familie fortzuführen ...“ Ye Fan fühlte sich unwohl: „Schwägerin, bitte tu das nicht. Ich bin wirklich kein Idiot mehr!“

The contracted book "Why Are MILFs Obsessed With Me?!" is not actually an original work. It is a machine translation of 叶辰风流（幻辰风流）by 瘦不了 (Ye Chen's Debauchery by Shou Bu Liao) Original Synopsis: Ye Chen's Debauchery, also known as Huan Chen's Debauchery, tells the story of Ye Chen, born into a prominent family, the Ye family, one of the four most powerful families in Huahai City. As the direct descendant of the family master, he was given the imposing and meaningful name "Chen", clearly bearing high hopes. However, Ye Chen's grandfather, Ye Zhenhua, disliked him and strictly forbade him from practicing the Ye family's mental methods since childhood. He also ordered his mother, Luo Xue, to take their children away from the Ye family... Ye Chen had a wet dream and accidentally ejaculated onto an antique lotus jade tablet, which unlocked his supernatural powers. He could no longer control his desire for women, especially mature women... Original book is utterly massive (more than 4 million words with 1066 chapters) and quite repetitive and I doubt even this translator has read all of it. Only thing the original had going for it which was the wholesome wincest, has been half heartedly stripped out from this by making the main character adapted out of nowhere (turning him from Ye Chen to Su Chen). So I'm just uploading this because I dislike him censoring on top of claiming it as his original work (I wouldn't have bothered if it was just one of these reasons) and my comments and reviews don't stay in that book for long. Google the following to find a good source for the original 叶辰风流（幻辰风流） 瘦不了 site:uaa(.)com

In her previous life, Su Nuan was set up by her lover and sister, and died tragically in prison. When she woke up, she had been reborn to a time before all the tragedies had happened. At her birthday party, her sister found some kidnappers kidnaping her, trying to destroy her innocence and get her kicked out of the house. Not only did Su Nuan mess up her sister’s plan, but she also dealt with all the kidnappers. She also rescued Mo Ting, the most powerful and handsome man in City A. To stay away from her cruel sister and hypocritical scumbag of a lover, she relentlessly clung to Mo Ting. “Uncle, for my poor sake, please help me. I’ll do anything you want.”Mo Ting: “A contract marriage for three years. I’ll give you everything you want during that time!” At first, Mo Ting thought Su Nuan was just a poor little girl who had been driven out of her home, so he helped her. He was also using her to appease his family’s elders as they had been harping on him to get married. Later, his assistant came to report, “The principal of City A’s university is here. He wants your approval for your wife to participate in the international competition.”Mo Ting: “...Wasn’t Xiao Nuan a hopeless student?”Assistant: “Sir, Madam has blown up! The entire internet is kneeling and begging her to debut in the competition!”Mo Ting: “...When did she become so versatile?” Later, the assistant reported again: “Sir, someone from the National Medical Academy is here. They say they won’t leave if they can’t invite Madam to make an appearance!” Mo Ting: “...I must be dreaming. Go out and come in again. Let’s start over!”

"Bamby!.." kahit sobrang basa na ako. Nilalamig na dahil kanina pa ako sa ilalim ng malakas na ulan. Nakaya ko pa ring tumayo at harapin ang taong tumawag saking pangalan. Hindi Bamby ang tawag nya sakin eh. Babe!. Bakit biglang nagbago?. Halos hindi ko na sya maaninag. Hapon na kasi kung kaya't madilim na ang paligid. Epekto ng malakas na ulan. Kinuyom ko ang palad nang matanaw kong palapit sya sakin. "Dyan ka lang!.." nanginginig kong sambit. Nag-init muli ang gilid ng mata ko. Hindi ko na kailangan pang magpanggap na hindi umiiyak dahil hindi naman iyon halata sa lakas ng ulan. Para ngang nakikisama sakin ang panahon. Nagdadalamhati rin sa unang pagkabigo ko. Dinadamayan ako. Sinasabing, umiyak ka lang para di masakit. Pero tangina talaga! Kahit anong iyak ko. Masakit pa rin eh. Sobrang sakit ng puso kong makitang unti unting nawawala ang taong pinangarap ko. "Babe?.." basag na rin ang kanyang boses. Isang pulgada pa rin ang agwat naming dalawa. Ngunit sa layo naming iyon, ramdam ko pa rin ang hindi ko maintindihan na presensya nya. Ang gulo. O ako ngayon ang naguguluhan sa lahat. "Di mo naman sinabi sakin na, ang tindi pala ng sikat ng araw sa inyo.." Tumingin ako sa kawalan. Natatawa. Baliw na yata ako. Pinunasan ko ang luhang naglandas saking pisngi. Di pa nga ata luha iyon eh. Kundi tubig ulan. Ganun na ako kalito sa nangyayari. "Ang init nyo masyado.... nakakapaso.." Wala na akong pakialam kung hinde nya maintindihan ang sinabi ko. Ang gusto ko lang ngayon, ay sabihin lahat ng gusto ko... sa huling pagkakataon.. "Babe?.." muli. Gumawa sya ng limang hakbang pero hanggang doon nalang sya dahil ayokong lumapit pa sya. "Dyan ka lang!." mariin kong banta. Natigilan sya. Nagmamakaawa ang kanyang mga mata. Pulang pula na rin ang kanyang ilong. Tanda na umiiyak rin sya. Hell! Wala akong pakialam. "Nangako ka hindi ba?.." suminghot ako. Sa wakas, nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob na tumingin sa kanyang mata. "Nangako ka sa akin?." hindi sya tumango o umiling o kahit na ano. Pinanood nya lang akong humagulgol sa unang pagkakataon. Bumuhos ang luhang kanina ko pa ayaw pakawalan. Hindi ko na kaya. Ang hirap. "Kumapit ako doon.. pinaniwalaan ko..pero anong ginawa mo?.." nanghina ang tuhod ko dahilan para mapaupo ako. At... doon umiyak ng umiyak. "Hindi ko alam..." "Anong hindi mo alam huh?.. Jaden, naniwala ako sa'yo.. bakit mo iyon sinira?.." Hindi sya makapagsalita. Huminga ako ng malaim bago muling tumayo. "Anong pakiramdam huh, masarap ba syang humalik?.." "Bullshit!!." malutong nitong mura. "Hindi ko yun ginusto.." dagdag nya matapos ang ilan pang mura. "Hindi ginusto pero pumayag ka!?.." mahina ngunit madiin ko itong ipinahayag sa kanya. Konting konti nalang, sisigaw na ako. Konting salita pa Jaden. Isa na namang mura ang pinakawalan nya. "Kaya pala hindi mo magawang tugunan ang mga tawag at text ko dahil masyado kang abala.." "Bamby, tama na..." mahinahon nynag himig. Di ko sya pinakinggan. Nagpatuloy lamang ako. "Mas masarap nga naman sya kaysa sakin..." "Sinabi nang tama na!!!.." sa unang pagkakataon. Nakita ko kung paano sya magalit. Ramdam ko ang apoy na nag-aalab galing sa kanyang mata kahit malamig ang bawat patak ng ulan. Galit ang namutawi sa kanya. Wanna read more?. Add this story in your library and see for yourself! You'll loved it!. Please Like, Comment And Share! Thank you!. Keep safe y'all!!!

Among the gods of the heavens, there was a famous laughing stock known throughout the three realms. Legend has it that eight hundred years ago, there was an ancient country within the Central Plains called Xian Le nation. The ancient nation of Xian Le had vast territory, abundant resources and content citizens. The country had four treasures: delicate beauties aplenty, thriving arts & literature, treasures of gold and jewels and last but not least, their renown Royal Highness the Crown Prince. This person, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince....you could say.... was a strange man. The Emperor and Empress considered him to be the apple of their eyes. They doted on him immensely and would often proudly proclaim: “In the future, my son will surely become a wise monarch, leaving a reputable impression for generations to come .” Yet, in the regards of what came with royalty, of riches, power and honor, the Crown Prince had no interest. What he was interested in, quoting the very words he often said to himself, was—— “I want to save the common folks!” The young prince cultivated in earnest. During this time, two short stories became widely circulated. . The first story occurred when he was seventeen years old. That year, the nation of Xian Le held a magnificent Offering to the Gods parade. Although this tradition had already been abandoned for numerous centuries, through surviving ancient texts and verbal stories, one could imagine the grandeur of the event.. Offering to the Gods day, Martial God Main Street. Both sides of the Main Street were overflowing with a sea of people. The aristocrats were seated on top of high buildings as they exchanged friendly chatter; while the imperial guards cleared the way with their impressive armours clinking. Young girls danced gracefully as their snow-white hands scattered flower petals like rain, filling the sky as far as the eye could see. It made people question whether the dancing maidens were more beautiful or the flowers themselves. Melodious notes sounded from within golden carriages and floated throughout the whole Imperial City. Behind honorable guards, sixteen white horses with golden bridles walked side-by-side as they pulled forward a magnificent platform. Located on top of the tall, magnificent platform was the focus of everyone’s attention, there stood the martial artist to perform a show to please the Gods. During the festive heavenly parade, the martial artist would adorn a golden mask, don splendid garments and wield a sword in one hand. He would perform the role of the first military deity in a millennium to have subdued demonic beasts——Martial God Heavenly Emperor Jun Wu. Being selected as the martial artist to perform such a show could be considered equivalent as to receiving the utmost honour, and thus the selection criteria was extremely strict. This year, the one who was chosen was none other than His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. The entire nation was convinced that he would surely be able to become the most marvellous martial artist to perform such a performance since the beginning of time. However, on that day, something unexpected occurred. During that time, the martial god on the magnificent stage was just about to land a killing blow on a demon. This was the most exciting scene, and thus the people on both sides of the Main Street were fired up with passion. The people on the city walls were also becoming more rowdy as they started outdoing each other in sticking their heads out to see, both struggling and shoving. Right at this moment, a young child fell from the top of the city gate tower. DISCLAIMER: This story is not mine, I did not wrote or own this, I really just want to share it to everybody. I am not the translator either. If you have means to support the author please do so. You can find this novel at novelusb.com PS. the cover photo are also not mine. Belongs to Mr. Google

Nach ihrer Wiedergeburt wirft sie einen Blick auf ihren unglaublich gut aussehenden Ehemann und fragt sich, ob sie damals einen Hirnschaden erlitten hatte – sie hatte tatsächlich die Scheidung von ihm verlangt. Immer und immer wieder! In ihrem früheren Leben wurde sie von ihren Verwandten getäuscht, die sie schließlich in einen tragischen Tod führten. Mit dieser zweiten Chance im Leben schwört sie, sich an ihren Ehemann zu schmiegen, sowohl wörtlich als auch im übertragenen Sinne, um all ihre Feinde zu vernichten und die Frauen zu Fall zu bringen, die sich hinter ihren intriganten, unschuldigen Fassaden versteckten. Sie wird ihr Glück selbst in die Hand nehmen!