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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Confused, especially confused, Shen Teng
Shen Teng had said a classic line in the movie " The Richest Man in Xihong City "," Lost, especially lost." This line became one of his representatives in the film and television industry, and also his personal signature line. This line expressed people's feelings in the face of confusion and uncertainty, and it resonated with the audience. Through his comedy works and character creation, Shen Teng showed his acting skills and sense of humor, winning the audience's love and recognition. He had felt lost and anxious at the beginning of his career, but through perseverance and hard work, he successfully realized his dream. Shen Teng's success story also gave many people confidence and courage. It made them believe that as long as they persevered, confusion would eventually lead to hope for tomorrow.
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2025-01-07 19:39
Why is the confused cartoon man confused?
The confused cartoon man could be confused because of a mix-up in his plans or not understanding something he saw. Sometimes, it's just a random expression to add humor.
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2025-04-24 01:10
Was there anything in the story that confused or confused you?
Crusoe was a classic novel that told the story of the protagonist, Crusoe, who spent 27 years alone on a deserted island. There are many confusing or strange things in this novel. Here are some examples: Crusoe built a house on a deserted island, but he was confused all the time because he didn't understand why he needed to build such a thing. Crusoe encountered many strange things on the deserted island, such as the sudden appearance of birds, sudden changes in the weather, waves washing away ships, and so on. These things shocked and puzzled him. Crusoe's mother tongue was English, but he found it very strange that he could not use this language to communicate on a deserted island. Crusoe met some humans on the deserted island, but their behavior and language made him very confused. He could not understand their culture and beliefs. After 27 years of solitude on the deserted island, Crusoe felt very lonely and lonely, but at the same time, he also felt a strange sense of satisfaction. These examples showed Crusoe's life on the deserted island and his attitude in the face of various difficulties and doubts. Although the confusion and doubts were uncomfortable, they also added depth and complexity to the plot of the novel.
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2025-03-08 05:17
Confused, confused ~! About writing web novels
Writing online novels was both interesting and challenging. In the process of writing, one had to constantly conceive the plot, shape the characters, and ensure that the story could attract the attention of the readers and resonate with them. In order to write an excellent web novel, one needed to master certain writing skills and methods. For example, he needed to be good at using metaphor and metaphor to make the story more vivid and interesting. He also needed to pay attention to the cohesiveness and logic of the plot to avoid unnecessary contradictions and conflicts. In addition, he also needed to constantly read and learn from other excellent online novels to gain inspiration and experience. At the same time, he also had to pay attention to his writing style and aesthetics to avoid writing typos and grammar errors so as not to affect the reader's reading experience. Writing online novels required continuous effort and accumulation. Only through continuous learning and practice could one write outstanding works.
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2024-09-12 07:34
What makes a confused cartoon boy confused?
A confused cartoon boy might be confused because of new and unfamiliar circumstances. It could also be that his expectations were not met, or there's a mystery he's trying to solve but keeps hitting dead ends.
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2025-04-13 18:10
Confused Detective
Confused Detective was a classic detective novel written by the Qing Dynasty. The novel was about a detective named Zhang Qing who got a lot of benefits but also encountered a lot of trouble because of his stupidity. He used his cleverness and wit to help his clients solve many problems, but he was also used by some bad people. The novel's plot was complicated and the characters were vivid. It was a classic in the history of Chinese literature.
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2024-09-12 22:16
Destiny is not confused
"No Doubts" usually referred to the state of a person when they reached forty years old. At this stage, people had already gotten rid of the confusion and impetuousness of their youth. They could clearly identify problems and have a clearer understanding of their own existence and goals. They had a clear understanding and judgment of their own life. They were no longer confused and confused. This was the result of experiencing the ups and downs of life. " Destiny " was related to fifty years old. One way of understanding it was that people should not make any more subversive mistakes when they reached the age of 50, because the ability to correct mistakes and transform the world at this age was declining. It could also be understood as having a sense of their life mission and destiny at the age of 50. The novel " Ten Years of Death " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-04-03 10:44
What chapter is the best reference point for Confused in "Confused anger"?
Chapter 718 is the strongest chapter-level answer because it starts from Eastern Region - City of Hope Boom Baam Tak Tak Tak Jabba leaned his back... and follows through on The amount of Uracilium metal used to make this array is not worth 400....
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2026-05-15 00:46
What chapter is the best reference point for Confused in "Confused anger"?
Chapter 718 is the strongest chapter-level answer because it starts from Eastern Region - City of Hope Boom Baam Tak Tak Tak Jabba leaned his back... and follows through on The amount of Uracilium metal used to make this array is not worth 400....
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2026-04-22 23:50
Bigoted and confused novels
There are a few novels that I can recommend to you. The male protagonists in these novels are paranoid and confused. The first was " The Unique Secret Contract: Addicted to the Adorable Wife's Addiction." The male lead was morbid, paranoid, and possessive. The female lead was busy cultivating, and the male lead doted on her. In addition," The Host of My Quick Wear Is a Maximum Level Boss " was also a recommendation. The male lead had crazy paranoia. In addition, there are novels such as " Pet Addiction "," Devil's Body Tempering ", and " Paranoid Sweet Pet " that also meet your needs. The male protagonists in these novels all showed the characteristics of paranoia and confusion.
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2025-01-16 12:08
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