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Julian Navarro knows every frame of Lydia Vale’s forgotten filmography. He knows which stair collapses, which ray gun jams, and exactly when the fragile heroine is supposed to faint into a handsome man’s arms. He also knows Lydia vanished in 1967 without leaving a body. During an unauthorized midnight screening, Lydia looks through the television, calls Julian by name, and dies in a scene that never existed. A battered remote pulls him after her. Inside The Bride of Blackwater House, Julian is dressed as a dashing stranger, Lydia is forced into the role of a helpless heiress, and a cold interface gives him three seconds of Pause to change the ending. Saving her once is only the beginning. Lydia remembers every death. The films reset around her, the roles push against her body, and the thing she calls the Auteur keeps inventing worse finales. Each completed rescue unlocks another remote command Julian can use both on screen and at home. Each command also builds Static, drawing the attention of a secret media-containment office and letting the Auteur edit the real world in return. Between classes, shifts, archive thefts, and increasingly brutal pulp adventures, Julian must investigate the actress he thought he knew. Lydia must decide whether a fan who controls the exit can ever see her as a person. Before a Halloween broadcast puts her final death before millions of viewers, they have to recover her stolen identity, expose the conspiracy that made her films, and take the last cut away from the monster behind the camera.

What happens when a boy and a girl gets stuck in a movie where they are destined to die on loop? Both have dark pasts. In this paranormal romance novel,you get to see where secrets,love, trauma, suspense, abnormalities,madness and drama clash Promises to keep you glued to your screen till the very end. Shall we, lovelies? Progress Rosy

He was a humble B-rank Hunter. A healer, no less. You know, the kind who patches up the real heroes, gets yelled at for not healing fast enough, and survives by standing very far in the back. Then his party waltzed into a hidden boss dungeon. Whoops. As the Dragonoid Queen made mincemeat of his team and his intestines started auditioning for open air, he prepared to die with dignity-or at least without crying too loudly. But just before his final breath: Ding! [Hidden Skill Unlocked: "Sacrificial Lamb"] [Effect: When taking damage, reflect 50% back with 1,000,000,000% additional True damage and guaranteed crit.] [You have slain boss monster "Dragonoid Queen"] [Party Contribution: 100%] [Reward Acquired: Retry (EX)] They say every Awakener has a hidden skill waiting to be unlocked under the right conditions-some in battle, others in moments of despair. For him? It was being used as a meat shield.

Zelda Mulette thinks she is just an ordinary 13 year old girl. But how you will define "ordinary" will be different for everyone. Extraordinarily to some readers, she is born and bred into the stellar world of Hollywood, to a mother and stepfather who are talented, award-winning actors in the industry. Narrated by her bold, tell-all but loving attitude, join Zelda as she navigates her own rollercoaster of life, with which she claims is "Not like in the movies". This celebrity-inspired narrative will make you laugh, cry and think no matter who we are in this world, nobody has it easy.

After trying to summon a demon to make his troubles go away, Jackson, a normal freshman in college is suddenly stuck with either selling his soul, or taking owner ship of a hell hound with tricks up the sleeve. Can he get through his new school life AND take care of an unpredictable creature?

Gavin was a frustrated online writer. He often got hungry because of too few subscriptions of his work, and it was normal for him to have no thoughts. His girlfriend chose to break up with him because he was too poor to stay at home without social activities. What was more tragic was that there were no new ideas, so the editor of the website refused his signing application. Looking at the remaining dozens of dollars in his wallet, Gavin bought a few bottles of life water, intending to drown down his sorrows. In the notebook, there was a film called Magic Pills. The main character of the film was a writer too. Because he accidentally took an unlisted pill, he possessed superhuman wisdom. His brain had been developed, and with the help of the pill, the main character had reached the peak of his life. The drunk Gavin also dreamed that if he could also get this magical pill so that he could win back his girlfriend, write some alluring articles and save his career. His idea came true. A black hole appeared on the computer and sucked him in. Then he traveled to the world of movies called Magical Pills. Right around the time that the pills were being mass-produced, Gavin bought a magical pill from a pharmacy for ten dollars! With the ability to travel through the world of movies, his life was reversed.

All Bailey wants is to be a good negotiator, and to impress his boss and teacher, the legendary Drew Fletcher. He admires Fletcher for his skills in the field, but that doesn’t stop him admiring the man for other, more romantic reasons as well. In a tense hostage situation, it’s pretty unlikely Bailey’s usual, rash behaviour will cover him in glory, but in his dreams, it’s all going to happen just like in the movies.<br><br>When he finally acts to protect his boss, it doesn’t go the way he hopes -- or does it? Will Bailey get to play the hero and get the guy of his dreams?

Xu Mu made a movie "Ip Man", unexpectedly it came true in reality. Afterwards, he made one movie and TV series after another, and the plots in them also came true, making people all over the world doubt his true identity. Some people suspect that he is a martial arts master, some suspect that he is a criminal suspect, and some suspect that he is a tomb raider... Xu Mu said helplessly, "I'm really just a director!"

The Harry Potter characters will be transported to my own dimension to react to their own movies. This will take place after Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. This will be a series of the book following all the movies. Book Started: Oct/20/20 Book Ended: ---/--/-- Series Started: Oct/20/20 Series Ended: ---/--/--

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?