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Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

Rabbit's Foot: Heartbreak Hero

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]
Fantasy
162 Chs
Forbidden Women Only Empire Where NO Man Could Set Foot [Eden’s Vault]

Forbidden Women Only Empire Where NO Man Could Set Foot [Eden’s Vault]

Full Title:- I was dispatched to a military outpost—but it lay within a forbidden women-only empire where no man could set foot. On my first day, while crossing its scorching desert, I was abducted by a stunning black scorpion lady. _________________________________ One day, I punched my senior officer—and that single mistake changed everything. As punishment, I was reassigned to the Auxiliary Support Division, specifically the All-Female Omega Base, codenamed Eden’s Vault. I almost refused the order, until my commander warned me that the alternative was the Tower of Nightmare. So I chose Eden’s Vault. They say no man is allowed there. Those who enter… only twenty percent ever return. And the ones who do are either discharged, traumatized, or left rocking in a corner, mumbling about “too many.” When I arrived, I thought the rumors were exaggerated—until I was kidnapped on my very first day by a massive black scorpion. When I came to, I found myself staring into the eyes of a woman so impossibly beautiful it felt unreal. That’s when I realized Eden’s Vault was nothing like I’d imagined—and that I might never leave it the same. --------------------------- AN:  This is just a feel-good story. It’s not plot-driven but centered around warmth and emotion, so please read it with an open mind. I wrote it because I wanted to feel that spark of beautiful love, to see my introverted character experience and create gentle, meaningful memories. If you enjoy it, thank you. There will be some mistakes, so please point them out and I’ll correct them. Also as this isn’t the main story, so new chapters might come out a bit late. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""''
Fantasy
61 Chs
Between Books And Beer Pong

Between Books And Beer Pong

Liam Dawson arrives at Bangtan College of Science with his nerves buzzing, his mom’s last-minute advice echoing in his ears, and a box of condoms he swears he’ll never need. A shy, smart freshman who’s never even kissed anyone, he expects his first year to be nothing but books, lectures, and lonely meals in the dorm cafeteria. Then he meets Blake Carter—a fourth-year frat boy with a wicked smile, broad shoulders, and a voice that sends a shiver straight down Liam’s spine. Blake is everything Liam isn’t: confident, flirtatious, effortlessly hot, and completely out of his league. But from the moment Blake helps him find his dorm, something electric sparks between them—something Liam can’t stop replaying in his head at night when the campus goes quiet. As the semester unfolds, Liam is pulled into a world he never imagined: crowded frat parties, too-close tutoring sessions, lingering touches, and a dangerous mix of teasing, chemistry, and tension that threatens to push both of them past friendship. Blake seems to be everywhere—leaning over Liam to check his notes, calling him “cute” like it’s an inside joke, letting his fingers brush a little too slowly against Liam’s. And the more Liam tries to ignore it, the hotter the attraction burns. But Blake has secrets. A reputation. A history. And Liam—sweet, inexperienced, hopelessly drawn to him—might be the one temptation Blake can’t control. In this seductive, slow-burn college romance, Liam must learn to trust himself, face his desires, and discover whether the boy he’s falling for wants him back… or is only playing with fire.
Realistic
18 Chs
Pastor My Foot

Pastor My Foot

i loved God with all my heart. I always had. My faith was my everything, the very foundation of my soul. I preached His word with passion, believing that His light would guide me through life's struggles. But what do you do when the very person you trusted the most, someone you thought was a fellow servant of God, betrays you in the most horrific way? David, the church member I had gone on that preaching mission with, sold me. Sold me to a sex trafficker, all to settle a debt. I thought I knew him. I thought I trusted him. He was supposed to be a brother in Christ, yet I found myself shipped away from Nigeria to Ghana, a stranger in a foreign land, torn apart by people who had no mercy for me. For fourteen years, I was a commodity. My body was used, my spirit crushed, my hope shattered. Every day felt like an eternity, a silent scream echoing in the pit of my soul. I felt worthless. I felt stained, as though everything I had believed in had betrayed me. The woman I was before, full of love for God, was no longer there. I had become a shadow, a shell of the person I once was. But then, as cruel as it may seem, I found a way out. A sickness—HIV—took my body and nearly destroyed me, but it also freed me. It allowed me to escape the nightmare that had been my life for so long. I came back home, broken and afraid, unsure of how to go on. And then I saw him. David. The man who sold me. The one who caused me so much pain. The one who had watched me break and never even cared. Now he stood there, in front of a church. A pastor. The man who had destroyed my life was now hailed as a man of God. He had "found Christ," they said. He had changed. I could see it in his eyes how he was adored, respected, worshipped by others. He was praised for his redemption, for his newfound faith. I wanted to scream. How could he be forgiven when I had been left to rot? How could he stand there, preaching, when he was the one who betrayed me? I felt like God had turned His back on me. I had prayed. I had trusted. I had begged Him for help, for mercy, and yet, He let this happen to me. He let David destroy my life and then gave him a new one ,one of power, respect, and forgiveness. And where was I? I was left broken, lost in the mess of my own shattered faith. I wanted to feel His love again, I truly did. I wanted to believe that He hadn't abandoned me, but I couldn't. Not anymore. How could I? How could I ever trust a God who allowed this betrayal to happen and then rewarded the one who caused it? I loved the church once. I loved the feeling of belonging, of being part of something bigger than myself. But now? Now, I felt nothing but anger and betrayal. Every time I saw David preaching, I saw my suffering. I saw my brokenness. I didn't know how to reconcile the faith I once had with the bitter reality I lived in. I felt so lost, so alone. How could I go back to God, knowing that He had let me suffer for so long? How could I love a God who had allowed me to be thrown away, only to let the one who destroyed me rise to greatness? I didn't know if I could ever forgive. I didn't know if I could ever heal. All I knew was that I was a stranger to my own faith now, and I had no idea where to go from here.
History
20 Chs
The Ten Foot Curse

The Ten Foot Curse

Lyra's life is falling apart. She's broke, drowning in debt, and one missed rent payment away from losing the tiny attic apartment left behind by her grandmother. So when she discovers a mysterious jar hidden inside an old family trunk, she mistakes its strange contents for preserved blackberry stew and eats every last bite. It turns out she has just consumed an ancient Abyssal relic. Moments later, Malakor the legendary Demon King feared across history erupts from the Void and crashes through her ceiling. Now an impossible curse binds them together. If they move more than ten feet apart, Lyra begins to suffocate. If one dies, the other follows. And the only thing more dangerous than the curse itself is the growing bond between them. As the Holy Empire hunts the returned Demon King, Lyra and Malakor are forced into an uneasy alliance to uncover the truth behind the relic, the centuries-old war between humans and demons, and the mysterious theft of Malakor's missing heart. But every answer leads to another impossible choice. To save Malakor's dying kingdom could cost Lyra her life. To save Lyra could condemn an entire realm to extinction. With rogue scholars, forgotten gods, ancient betrayals, and a conspiracy powerful enough to rewrite history itself, the pair must decide whether fate can truly be changed or whether some hearts were never meant to beat together. After all She didn't just eat the Demon King's heart. She may have awakened the only power capable of destroying or saving both worlds.
Fantasy
13 Chs
What is the relationship between Wiley's comic, early man, dog, pizza and beer?
I have no idea. They seem like a random collection of elements with no obvious connection.
3 answers
2025-11-14 13:31
Is cartoon college beer truly the best beer?
I don't think so. Different people have different preferences for beer, and what's best is subjective.
1 answer
2025-04-04 17:44
What are the characteristics of beer beer hentai manga?
The main characteristic of beer beer hentai manga is its focus on sexual and beer-related themes. It might have bold and graphic depictions. This type of manga is niche and caters to a specific subset of readers who have a specific taste for such content.
1 answer
2025-06-06 11:17
Draco Rubs Against a Broom: Fanfiction Analysis
One possible interpretation could be that in the fanfiction, Draco's action of rubbing against a broom is symbolic. Maybe it represents his restlessness or a newfound curiosity. In some fanfiction, such actions are used to show a character's out - of - the - ordinary behavior that leads to a unique plot development.
2 answers
2024-11-22 17:51
Analysis of 'ear rubs and nightmares rwby fanfic'
In the 'ear rubs and nightmares rwby fanfic', the ear rubs might symbolize a sense of intimacy or trust between characters. It could be a unique detail that the author uses to distinguish their story. As for the nightmares, they may serve as a plot device to drive the story forward. Maybe the characters have to face their fears from the nightmares, which in turn helps them grow and develop in the RWBY universe. It could also be that the nightmares are related to some of the overarching threats in the RWBY world, like the Grimm, and the ear rubs are a way to comfort someone after a nightmare - filled sleep.
1 answer
2024-11-18 20:38
Are there any good Snape rubs Hermione fanfictions?
There are quite a few fanfictions out there with this concept. However, it's important to note that some may deviate from the original spirit of the 'Harry Potter' series. One way to find good ones is to check on popular fanfiction websites and look at the ratings and reviews.
3 answers
2024-11-14 16:49
Invincible supreme pizza, delicious pizza with toppings
Here are a few examples of the best toppings that can make a delicious pizza: - ** Basic ingredients combination **: - ** The bottom of the cake **: You can use high-strength flour, yeast, salt, sugar, and butter to make the cake base. For example, 300g of high-strength flour with 3g of yeast, 3g of salt, 10g of sugar, and 30g of butter. You can also choose medium flour, such as 420 grams of medium flour with 1 egg, 3 grams of salt, 5 grams of yeast, 10 grams of olive oil, and an appropriate amount of water to make the cake base. - ** Stuffing Part **: - The meat could be ham, shrimp, chicken breast, bacon, minced beef, etc. For example, cut the chicken breast into small pieces, marinate it with cooking wine, salt, and light soy sauce, and stir-fry it until it was cooked; after the shrimp was thawed, sprinkle salt and black pepper until it was 80% cooked; cut the ham into thin slices. - For vegetables, green and yellow colored peppers, onions, mushrooms, potatoes, tomatoes, and so on could be prepared. For example, green and yellow colored peppers and onions were diced and fried in a pan to shrink; potatoes were cut into pieces, steamed and pressed into mud, added with salt, black pepper powder, a little tomato sauce or tomato juice, and stirred evenly for later use; 10 mushrooms were washed and tomatoes were sliced. - In terms of cheese, mozzarella cheese was commonly used. The dosage could be adjusted according to personal preference, such as 200g or 500g. - ** Other ingredients **: - Black olives could be added to enhance the flavor according to personal taste. - You can also use egg liquid to brush the surface of the bottom of the pie or finally brush a layer of oil or egg white on the surface of the pizza to make the color brighter and more beautiful. The novel " After the Fall of Heaven " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
1 answer
2026-06-29 04:21
How are pizza and pizza depicted in comic cartoons?
Pizza is often shown as a delicious treat that characters enjoy. It's usually depicted with a cheesy, mouthwatering appearance.
3 answers
2025-06-08 02:47
Meihe beer
Meihe beer was produced in Meihekou City. The beer industry in Meihekou had a certain development process. More than 40 years ago, there was an attempt to build a beer factory with high-quality mineral water. In 1980, the construction of the factory began. Although it went through twists and turns, Meihekou finally had its own beer. In June 2020, under the leadership of the "China Brewmaster," the new plum river craft brew was developed. During the Meihekou beer festival that year, the new plum river craft brew was sold out several times. Meihekou also had a project with an annual output of 100,000 tons of craft beer. Construction started in June 2021, covering an area of 68,349.15 square meters, with a construction area of 43490 square meters and a total investment of 405 million yuan. On January 1,2024, the project was successfully debugged and produced. At present, some production lines have been put into production. It is estimated that 50,000 tons of beer will be sold this year, with sales revenue of 370 million yuan and profits and taxes of 120 million yuan.
1 answer
2026-06-29 12:11
Yinhequan beer
As for Yinhe Spring beer, he only found information about the sale of the beer label of Yinhe Spring nutrition beer. There was no more detailed information about the beer itself (such as the taste, brewing materials, etc.). "The Crane Drinks the Spring Breeze" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-01-29 23:17
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