coffins and cardigans

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销，请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

A Vampire can't get to sleep.

JUMIN YOON had never wasted his time on trivial matters such as romance . he was much better off without having to deal with matters like this , thank you . but there was an instance back years ago that made his heart beat a little more faster than usual . made his face warm up more than considered normal . and made his stomach do a weird little flip that he couldn't quite comprehend what it was back then. it wasn't like it meant anything , though . right ?

Seorang gadis yang selalu mengharapkan kebahagiaan akan muncul dalam percintaan bersama tunangnya seperti yang diimpikan selama ini dapat menjadi makmum kepada tunangnya tetapi semuanya berubah apabila tunangnya terpaksa membatalkan pernikahan disaat semua persiapan telah dilakukan. Dalam masa kesakitan belum diubati sepenuhnya muncul pula seorang lelaki mengungkap kata cinta kepadanya. Tambahan lagi lelaki itu merupakan adik kepada bekas tunangnya sendiri dan juga merupakan artis terkenal. Ikutilah kisah gadis mencari pemilik hatinya dan dapatkah lelaki memaut hatinya setelah dilukakan sekali lagi?

Cosmic Coffee is not an ordinary collection of stories, but a satirical ritual served in the form of a long-lived cup. In this book, the pages are not read like books, but sipped like coffee: slowly, attentively, and with the awareness that behind the froth lies an inescapable bitterness. Within these pages, you will find women who said "no," and became like coffee beans resisting the grind. You will find scientists and philosophers debating the meaning of froth: is it illusion or knowledge? You will find guests jostling in a celestial café, believing themselves to be guests while they are in a merciless mill.

After the sudden death of his beloved uncle, Gidean Fulmund, 17-year-old Samuel Gerelt finally goes inside the room his uncle never allowed him. Inside, he finds an odd shiny black coffin. With the inscription “Ashenbrook’s Manor, Wesland,” Samuel is thrust into a chilling mystery that reveals the truth behind his kind uncle's secret past and discovers who he truly is.

A story of two girls.

Zyriel Castillones is known for being part of SSG officer's and his their Vice president. His a kind of boy that prefers to be alone than chitchatting and associating with people. He is a coffee hater, book lover and a very quiet guy. Ayaw na ayaw niya ang maingay sa paligid niya specially pagnagbabasa siya. But it change when a girl came into his life. A first year collage girl that is very opposite of him. That girl likes what he dislikes. Specially the coffee. They can say that she's a coffee addict kasi naman day without coffee for her a suicidal. And also this girl is so talkative, jolly and a spoiled one. But then wala naman talagang balak si Zy na mahulog o magkaroon ng relationship ngunit sa tuwing napapalapit siya rito ay hindi na niya makontrol ang sariling nararamdaman para sa babae. Kakayanin ba ni Zyriel na panindigan ang mga salita niya at sundin ang kaniyang isip? O he will just follow his heart? ~FlirtySperm

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.