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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Tell me a Christmas story in CHP.
One Christmas in CHP, there was a little girl named Lily. She was very excited about Christmas. She woke up early on Christmas morning and ran to the Christmas tree. Under the tree, there were many beautifully wrapped presents. She opened them one by one and found a warm scarf, a lovely doll and some delicious chocolates. It was a very happy Christmas for her.
3 answers
2024-11-30 06:55
What are the main characters in the CHP Christmas story?
One main character could be an angel - like being in the CHP Christmas story. This being watches over the town during Christmas, making sure that everyone experiences the magic of the season. Another important character could be a poor but very grateful person. Through the kindness of others in CHP at Christmas, this person's life is changed, and they in turn, spread the spirit of Christmas to those around them.
1 answer
2024-11-30 13:25
What are the Key Factors in the Success of the Biomass CHP Plant?
There are multiple key factors in the success of a Biomass CHP plant. The first is the quality of the biomass feedstock. High - quality biomass with low moisture content and high energy density will lead to better performance. The second factor is the technological sophistication of the CHP plant itself. Modern plants with efficient combustion, heat recovery, and power generation systems are more likely to succeed. Additionally, market conditions are important. If there is a demand for both heat and power in the local area, the plant can thrive. Moreover, environmental regulations also play a role. If regulations support the use of biomass as a renewable energy source and ensure proper emissions control, it helps the plant to be successful.
1 answer
2024-10-26 09:10
Is the Biomass CHP Plant a Success Story? What Makes It So?
Yes, it is a success story. Biomass CHP plants are great because they use organic materials like wood and agricultural waste to generate both heat and power. This is very efficient as it makes use of resources that would otherwise go to waste. It also reduces our reliance on non - renewable energy sources.
2 answers
2024-10-27 06:24
What is a skunk cartoon?
A skunk cartoon is a drawing or animated image featuring a skunk character. It can be in various styles and for different purposes like entertainment or education.
3 answers
2025-06-03 04:00
There is a skunk in my house
If you want to write an English composition about having a skunk at home for junior high school students, you can start like this: I have a very special pet at home - a skunk. Skunks are really interesting animals. They are small in size with a furry coat which is usually black and white. My skunk has its own unique habits. It is an omnivore, which means it eats both plants and animals. It likes to eat some fruits and nuts sometimes, and also hunts for small insects. Skunks are famous for their special defense mechanism. When they feel threatened, they will spray a strong - smelling liquid from their anal glands. But my skunk is very friendly to me and my family. It never shows this kind of unfriendly behavior to us. Taking care of a skunk also needs some special methods. For example, we need to provide a comfortable and clean living environment for it. In general, having a skunk at home is a very unique and interesting experience. I love my skunk very much. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
1 answer
2026-10-16 10:18
What's the story about a male skunk in love with a female skunk in the comic?
It could be a cute and funny tale of the male skunk trying to win the heart of the female skunk, facing various challenges along the way.
2 answers
2025-12-27 02:36
How to draw a skunk cartoon?
You can start by sketching the basic shape of the skunk's body. Then add details like the stripes and the cute face. It's not too hard if you take it step by step.
3 answers
2025-10-11 02:17
What are the characteristics of a skunk cartoon?
A skunk cartoon can have a skunk that's either a protagonist or a side character. It might be shown interacting with other animals in a light-hearted way, and the style could be either realistic or cartoonish depending on the target audience.
1 answer
2025-09-13 17:21
How to draw a cartoon skunk?
To draw a cartoon skunk, begin with a simple outline. Focus on giving it a big tail and distinct features. Use bright colors to make it stand out.
1 answer
2025-04-07 23:12
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