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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
What is the connection between Hell Boy comic and Hi Daryl?
I'm not really sure. Maybe they have no direct connection at all.
2 answers
2025-05-02 10:53
Hi Hi Little Potato Song
Hey, hey, Little Potato was the lyrics of the song " Little Potato." The singer of the song " Little Potato " was Ling Feng, the composer was Dong Sheng, the lyricist was Ling Feng, and the composer was Distance. It was included in the album of the same name," Little Potato." The song was released on January 12, 2024. Part of the lyrics were: Hey, hey, little potato, follow the rhythm of the snow, stamp your feet and shake your head, letting go of your little freedom.
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2024-12-25 16:10
Hi Hi novel free edition
Haihai novel was a novel reading platform. The software had a rich variety of novel resources, including many high-quality novels that could be read for free. There was no advertisement interference during the reading process. There was also a novel ranking board in the software, which could be used to quickly search for novels. It had a variety of functions, such as beautiful illustrations, custom color matching, page flipping settings, font size adjustment, and other novel and detailed categories. It could be used as a personal reader to bring different visual experiences. It could provide real-time updates of the works of the great gods. It had beautiful book covers and neat typography. It could support offline pre-reading and play novels with zero traffic. The cloud bookshelf could automatically save browsing records and connect perfectly with the replacement device. There were also functions such as automatic reading to free hands and human reading. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-08-10 02:16
The Clown Hi
I don't quite understand if you're saying "Hi, The Clown" as a greeting or if you have a specific question about The Clown? The Joker was a classic villain character in the comic series, and he first appeared in the first issue of the comic series," Its image was inspired by Victor Hugo's novel, Smiling Face. It had green hair, pale skin, purple clothes and other unique appearance features. Different images were created at different times, from a cartoon to a more crazy and dark image. In terms of movies, 2019's "The Clown" was based on a comic character of the same name. It told the story of a talk show comedy actor who went on a mental breakdown and became a "clown." The film won many awards and received high box office earnings. The Clown 2 was released in 2024. It received poor reviews in North America, with a thin plot, a dull story, and was accused of being overly narcissistic. Watching " The Clown 2: Double Fantasy " wasn't enough. Everyone is welcome to click to read the novel!
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2026-08-08 01:22
What is the story of the Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi comic?
The Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi comic is full of fun and adventures of the two main characters. It has colorful illustrations and exciting plots.
2 answers
2025-04-05 20:37
Hi75 with peach rolls
Hi75 was a mechanical keyboard, and it was a common way to match it with a peach shaft. The peach axis was a type of linear axis. It was light to the touch and had a small trigger force. It was suitable for typing and office use. If you need more specific information, you can provide more context or a description of the problem.
1 answer
2024-10-23 03:03
Please, hi, novel
A long novel usually referred to a long novel, usually composed of multiple stories, with ups and downs in the plot and rich characters, with a certain complexity and depth. The creation of a novel required sufficient time and energy, as well as the author's rich life experience and literary accomplishments. A novel is usually composed of multiple chapters, each of which contains an independent story. When writing a novel, the author needs to pay attention to the details and emotional expression in order to let the readers deeply feel the atmosphere and plot of the novel. A novel was a work with high literary value. It could show the author's imagination and literary talent, and at the same time, it could let the readers experience the emotional impact and enlightenment brought by the story.
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2024-09-14 08:11
Hi75 with peach rolls
According to the information provided, although there was no explicit mention of the combination of the Hi75 keyboard and the peach axis, some users mentioned that they used the Hi75 keyboard with the gray wood axis (V4), and the sound effect was very good. Therefore, it could be inferred that the combination of the hi75 keyboard and the peach axis was feasible. However, the specific sound effect and feel still needed to be judged according to the actual use.
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2024-10-21 09:04
Hi75 with peach rolls
I don't quite understand your question. Please provide more background information or rephrase your question. I will try my best to answer it.
1 answer
2024-10-20 02:42
Hi75 with peach rolls
Hi75 keyboard can be matched with peach axis. In the document [7], some users mentioned that they used a Hi75 keyboard with a gray wood shaft (V4), and the sound effect was very good. Although the peach axis was not directly mentioned, it could be inferred that the combination of the Hi75 keyboard and the peach axis was feasible. Therefore, the answer to the question was that the hi75 keyboard could be matched with the peach axis.
1 answer
2024-12-17 19:21
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