toothbrush to the ass

Der zwanglose Kultivierer Shi Lang fand sich nach und nach im Reich der Unbesiegbarkeit. Als er jedoch schließlich versuchte, in ein höheres Reich aufzusteigen, war der Geist der Welt fast erschöpft. So entschied er sich zwischen seinem Aufstieg in eine neue Welt und dem Wohlbefinden seiner Heimat für letzteres und opferte sein Leben, um die Welt zu retten. Niemand wusste, was er für die Welt aufgegeben hatte, und er sagte es niemandem. Obwohl sein Opfer unbesungen blieb, gab es dennoch jemanden, der alles miterlebte. Ein kostbares Artefakt, das er bei sich trug, bewahrte seine Seele und ließ sie einem tragischen Ende entkommen. Äonen vergingen. Die menschliche Rasse schritt aus dem Zeitalter der Kultivierung in ein Zeitalter der Sterneneroberung. Die Geistenergie in der Welt war nun knapp, aber die Menschen fanden andere Mittel, um sich auszuzeichnen. In dieser hochentwickelten Zeit hat Shi Langs Seele eine Chance gefunden, wiedergeboren zu werden. Was passiert, wenn ein alter Kultivierer, der vor seinem ersten Tod fast die Ebene einer Gottheit erreichte, im Weltraumzeitalter eine zweite Chance im Leben bekommt? ...

Shu Yu geriet durch Transmigration in die Rolle eines unbedeutenden Charakters, der ins Nichts verbannt wurde, nachdem er zweimal auftauchte und einer weiblichen Nebencharakterin half, die ständig versuchte, sich selbst ein tieferes Loch zu graben. In dem Bewusstsein, dass sie das Ergebnis nicht ändern konnte, beschloss Shu Yu, einfach herumzualbern. Doch noch bevor die Verbannung kam, wurde ihr plötzlich mitgeteilt, dass sie keine Tochter der Shu-Familie sei. Sie wurde in eine Bauernfamilie geboren, die so arm war, dass sie es sich nicht leisten konnte, ihr undichtes Haus zu reparieren. Da sie beschlossen hatten, die Beschmutzung ihres guten Namens zu beseitigen, entschied Shu Yus Adoptivfamilie, sie zu ermorden. Shu Yu: Komm schon, wir werden sehen, wer stirbt. Als sie zu ihrer biologischen Familie zurückkehrte und den Anblick eines Tellers mit gesalzenem Gemüse, einer kaum gefüllten Schüssel Reis und die nervösen Blicke ihrer echten Eltern sah, seufzte sie schließlich. Kein Herumalbern mehr, oder sie würde verhungern.

***COMPLETED*** What do you do when you're at a concert, dancing and trying to forget a colleague you've had a crush on, then suddenly a stranger grabs you from behind, and fucks you till you're too weak to stand? Yeah, that's my situation right now. Crushing on the handsome Alex - who, by the way, doesn’t know I exist - has made me make VERY crazy life decisions, including seeking the help of an arrogant love doctor, and disguising myself as a man just to work with him in his new company. And now, the same stranger from the concert, shows up behind me whenever, and makes me feel things I shouldn’t feel - utterly dangerous and forbidden things until I now crave him. Did I also mention that I hate my new boss? Yeah, Maxwell Wellington is just so annoying, infuriating and insufferable, and it seems the feeling is mutual cause he hates me too.

The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight. The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos. Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, because of the lack of her social skills, all of Aiden's flirty remarks and hints miss the mark, leading to Ryder accidentally friendzoning her crush, all while trying to figure out who the stranger that meets her every night is. With the mystery of the stranger's identity and the awkward moments spent with Aiden pickling her mind and heart, Ryder realizes that she has been dragged into a whirl of feelings she has never experienced before.

***WARNING: The MC is ridiculously overpowered.** ••••• In a world filled with benevolent heroes and saviors, Gideon Brangwen stands apart as a master con artist, adept at manipulating people without a trace of fear, love, empathy, or compassion in his heart. To him, emotions are tools for achieving his desires, and words are mere instruments of manipulation. But Gideon's life takes an unexpected turn when a malevolent goddess intervenes, catapulting him into a perilous game orchestrated by the gods. He becomes the avatar of the goddess of darkness among ten avatars vying for godhood in the realm of Eteria. In a stroke of unfortunate luck, Gideon is reincarnated as a seemingly powerless hedgehog, which proves to be only a temporary inconvenience. He receives a potent gift known as [NIGHT FORM], a skill that could transform him into a nightmarish entity of unparalleled terror after dusk. With his cunning and newfound power, Gideon ascends on a path to godhood, crushing anyone who dares to obstruct his rise and manipulating all as mere pawns. His ambition knows no bounds as he seeks to establish the most formidable nation Eteria has ever witnessed. Beware, for Gideon's facade is but an illusion, a ruse to subjugate everyone to his will. In this world of heroes, a formidable villain emerges, and Gideon's grand conquest commences. •••• Frequently Asked Questions: Warning: Spoilers ahead. Is this Harem? Yes. Is this Smut? No. Will the MC gain a human form? Yes, he will. How and why? Please read the story to find out. Is the villain MC that 'evil,' or evil with a capital 'E'? Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dark is the story? I don't know, what number would you give for straight-up cold-blooded manipulation and genocide? This is a kingdom-building novel, so expect progression and plot related to kingdom building. No NTR: The MC's women will only be his own, and the MC will never attempt to be with a woman who already belongs to someone else. I don't judge; I enjoy reading those too, but not in this book. No Yuri: None of the MC's women will engage in relationships with each other.

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Rule. Ethics. Code. Semua ni adalah tiga perkara yang paling susah sangat dia nak ikut. Sejak dia kenal apa itu Abc, sejak dia tahu apa itu pintu keluar dan pintu masuk, sejak dia tahu apa itu peraturan, sejak tu dia telah berikrar! Yang dia takkan ikut apa mereka minta! Takkan ikut apa yang peraturan telah ditetapkan. Never! Tapi itu la, kalau dah hidupnya sejak azali lagi merupakan keturunan kerabat diraja, suka atau tidak dia perlu dengar perkataan yang sama, berulang kali...lagi, lagi dan lagi! Seorang puteri tak boleh buat begini Seorang puteri perlu lemah lembut Seorang puteri perlu bertutur kata sopan Kena buat macam tu jangan buat macam ni, Kena buat macam ni jangan buat macam tu Yadaa...yadaa...yadaa Hello! Ingat dia ni robot apa nak di program bagai! Kalau nak dapat anak dan princess yang perfect lagikan perfectionist pergi buat robot sana. Programkan robot tu. Gerenti puas hati punya! Ini tidak. Dari kecik sampai la ke besar, tak habis-habis dengan etika!etika!etika! Urgghh! Dasar royal pain in the ass! September 2020

Tan Fu traveled to a world where superpowers and ordinary people coexisted. She was beaten up as soon as he arrived. Wasn't she a well-known genius? How could she be beaten like this? However, even if you travel through time, you won't be able to pass the college entrance examination. Tan Fu, who has graduated for many years: "".e.. Finally, she looked at the omnipotent system with hopeful eyes, "System, save me! I want to take the college entrance examination, and I want to work hard." I want to go to college!! The system that was just born is also ignorant: "...just wait." At night that Tan Fu couldn't see, it was the hard work of his own system that stayed up late every day to search for information online. Finally one day, the system came with its messy information. System: "Host, our current strength is such that anyone can punch us flat. Tan Fu nodded in horror. Students in the key class who were frozen into ice sculptures and could not be thawed:... System: "Host, according to the information I checked, the person you are defeating now is just a weakling who is weaker than us! He cannot reach the average level of a superpower at all!" The fifth top student in Y city: Tan Fu nodded seriously. System: "Host, look at this video. This is said to be the level that students with special abilities should reach in the college entrance examination. Tan Fu looked at the situation with no survivors on the screen and fell into silence, "System, do you think I can still get into college in this life?", System: “Uhmmm, I’m sorry my host, I checked all the information and you only deserve to be admitted to the First Vocational and Technical College…”

"Seriously," I muttered. "Fucking hell." This was not how it was supposed to go. I was just about getting used to my miserable little slice of peace. I'd paid for it in cartilage and vertebrae, depression, ED and all other side effects that comes with being an army grunt for twenty five years straight. I was finally getting my life back on track. All I wanted, all I was begging the universe for. Was to enjoy being a thrice-divorced, alimony-paying, alcoholic, nicotine-addicted ex-army grunt with fucked knees, a wrecked back, and anger management issues that at this point technically counted as a personality. That was it. That was the dream. Instead, I got this. Fucking reality with patch notes a fucking third-rate, overused, bargain-bin trope of reality turning into a godsdamn MMO RPG with no bloody toturial, explanation or even proper fucking gaming experience balancing In the end I finally kicked the bucket but guess what after going out In a blaze of glory by blowing up my power armors fusion core I open my eyes only to find myself In my eighteen year old body, theres just one tiny problem apearantly my AI got reincarnated along side me long story short basically I got a nagging AI with mood swings Inside my bloody head, seriuosly what could possible go wrong?