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Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Everyday was the same for Skullius. An Undead minion of the lowest order like him, didn’t have to find a grand purpose… other than mining mana gems for his Lich master, of course. His peers thought so. They lacked ambition. To be fair, so did he. But there was just that something that kept nagging at him. A spark that no other skeleton seemed to have. Other than being the sassy bullshitter obsessed with mana that he was, why did Skullius vaguely remember being something other than a Moronic Undead drone once? What had come before his Undeath? In the end, it was this spark that allowed our atrocious hero to escape the clutches of his evil master and reach another world. And it is in this world, chock full of dangers – most beckoned by Skullius’ abnormally horrendous luck, to be honest – that the skeleton’s journey begins. In Aigas – the new world – he prepared for the greatest getback of an age armed with a power greater than that of the Liches of Deadmanland! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Book cover art by Vicky.rae. Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ] Patreon: For custom art patreon.com/Livelysockets
Fantasy
1852 Chs
Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!

Author-san here! Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away!  Of course, don't forget to check out my other books: •I'm The King Of Technology. •Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? •And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.' You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Well, that's enough of that. So back to the synopsis! ...... What to do? Ji Feng suddenly found himself in the body of a youngster named Wolfram Lockhart, the son of the deceased village head. Okay. So he transmigrated. That, he could live it.  But please... Can anyone tell him why he transmigrated with such a crazy system by his side? [Host, it looks like your uncle is heading your way. Hahahhahaha~... Host, you're about to get butchered. This is fun to watch!] '_' [Host, host, where are you going? So what if you're as weak as a chicken? Come on, dive into the battle. What's the worst that can happen?] '_' [Wait! Host, where are you doing? The battlefield is that way! Host! Host! Host!.. Dammit! What a waste of heavenly popcorn!] (:T^T:) .... One boy, one unbelievable system.  Ji Feng... No!... Wolfram Lockhart... now found himself in the strange world of Grandia, starting from the weakest level ever... A mortal! In this world of palladium, Sky ranking abilities, and Creatures of myths and legends, Wolfram only had one domain from it all.  With his head to the heavens and his little man out of his pants, he was quick to spray his fluid while raining uncountable curses at them.  Why? Why in God's name did they send him a Suicidal system?
History
286 Chs
I Was Reborn and I Think I Love the Villainess

I Was Reborn and I Think I Love the Villainess

Calder Monroe Llyr Kaimana couldn't stop his hands from sweating. He wasn't even sure how he was even holding everything together. He didn't even know how he found the courage to speak up but he did and he did it during his older brother's coronation celebration. Taki Hamako woke up in the Kingdom of Mariella and to his horror in someone else's body. Worse, he heard some names that sounded way too familiar. The name of the body he was in, the body's older brother crown prince Esai Asher Blake Kaimana, Britille Freyer and Syria Trent. "It can't be! It's all the same!" He thought as he watched from the sidelines. They were the names of the last novel his company's star author wrote! Taki couldn't believe his eyes or ears but everything was the same and he couldn't let them die. "Why did her boyfriend break up with her?! Then this novel's ending wouldn't be a blood bath!" Taki now Calder cried inside his heart. "Oh no it's happening!" He cried again. The Baron Freyer is bringing up his daughter alongside Count Trent while Chancellor Graham is leading them. Calder needed to stop the event from happening. "My King!" Chancellor Graham started but Calder interrupts. "My dear King I want these women as my bride candidates!" Now he's done it. "Sure!" His brother proclaims. Calder pales, he didn't think before he acted, worse THE KING KNEW HE WAS BAD WITH WOMEN! Past or present he sucked. That's why Taki's parents arranged his marriage! What's he to do now? He wanted to save everyone but will he save both Villainess and Heroine? Choose a sex fiend or dominatrix? He just wanted to bang his newly wedded wife back in his own world and live a normal, happy life! What the hell happened?!
Fantasy
193 Chs
Help! I Think We Summoned A Demon King

Help! I Think We Summoned A Demon King

[Warning: 18+ CONTENT AHEAD] Primordial Demon King of mischief, bored out of his mind, and unable to grow any further in strength on the highest plane of hell; decides to escape that place by initiating a summoning of his primordial soul into a different plane of existence. He burned his own immortal and primordial essence and body as fuel in order to ignite the summoning ritual he had spent epochs perfecting. However, the summoning ritual didn't go quite as planned, as his soul is caught up in a different summoning which pulls it into the body of a young man who was summoned with his group of classmates to a different world and in a different dimension to help vanquish the demon king that plagued that world. As luck would have it. The one thing the primordial demon king of mischief has been searching for; a means to become stronger than he ever was; he has found on this new world. Now, using his Authority-Level abilities... He will do whatever it takes to achieve his new goal. All the while living a life he has been deprived of for epochs, a life deserving of a true primordial demon king of mischief. He will extract your most deeply buried desires... _______________ Authority Of Mischief….. Desire.  ~~~~~~~~~~ If only I could find a díck big enough to fill me up. ~~~~~~~~~~ _______________ He will gladly fulfill your desires.... for just a little price, of course... ________________ Subject's Desire Has Been Met... Authority Of Mischief.... Fulfillment [Awakens...] Authority Of Mischief….. Fulfillment Resonates with Authority Of Mischief.... Desire Authority Of Mischief..... Fulfillment is Reading Subject Of Desire... ~~~~~~~~~~ Replicating Most Potent Constitution Of Subject Of Desire... Successfully Replicated Divine Skill [ Infinite Penetration]... Now Generating Seed Of Subordination.... Seed Of Subordination Successfully Deposited In Subject Of Desire... Time Of Germination For Seed Of Subordination [14DAYS: 10HR : 4MIN : 7SEC] ~~~~~~~~~~ _______________ Now those who thought they have summoned a hero to save them; will themselves soon need saving from this hero.
Fantasy
187 Chs
What is the nature of sex in haybig bro bro cartoon?
I think the portrayal of sex in such cartoons is often inappropriate and should be avoided.
3 answers
2025-05-02 23:17
Tell a big bro little bro gay story.
Once upon a time, there were two brothers. The big bro always protected the little bro. As they grew up, they realized their feelings for each other were more than just brotherly love. They were afraid at first, but finally decided to be honest with themselves and their family. Their family was shocked at first but gradually accepted them as they saw how much they loved each other.
3 answers
2024-11-19 12:55
Which novels were written by Menstruation Bro and Cold Bro?
"The cold and aloof husband was very affectionate" is a modern romance novel written by the author, Ye Xiyue. The general plot of this novel is: The contract was supposed to last for three months. How did it become a lifetime? And she wanted to be his wife? She was just an ordinary girl, but she got to know him by accident and became the treasure in his heart. He was cold, domineering, cruel, decisive, and overbearing, but he loved her to the bone. 。 ---------------------------- "The Gossip Boyfriend is the Demon" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Chu Make-up and Drunken Wine. The general plot of this novel was: After Qing Yuenong came to the Xuanqing Continent, she had two wishes-first, to unseal her seal as soon as possible and recover her divine power; second, to find her brother Qing Yuebai as soon as possible and live a life of being doted on by her brother. A certain man: Have you never thought about having a man? A certain woman had an honest expression on her face,'I haven't thought about this for the time being. A certain man's face darkened,"Useless." A certain woman was speechless. PS: Double strong and double clean, sweet and favorite. ---------------------------- "My Little Demon Boyfriend (Complete Version)" was a romantic youth-youth campus novel written by the author, Xue Fence. The general plot of this novel was: In the quiet moonlight, in a long and dark alley, he took her first kiss, but he didn't leave a word behind. He turned around and disappeared. His wild and arrogant long hair covered his face. She could only see that the unfamiliar young man who had stolen her first kiss had a tattoo of 'Black Angel Broken Wing' on his wrist. He thought that it was just a dream. A year later, they met again, but fate played a big joke on them. However, how could the cold and heartless "Son of the Devil" care about the secular world's gaze? You are just the woman I love! "This is the prequel to 'Handsome Husband Is a High School Student.'" It was filled with sweetness and a little sadistic! The male and female protagonists in the novel were the mysterious couple who only envied the mandarin ducks but not the immortals, the ice prince Shi Hao and the beautiful Firefly teacher. There's also good news. Many of the characters in the article "Handsome" will also make guest appearances here, so you can't miss the excitement! ---------------------------- Cold Moon Night was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Fat Tiger 22nd Master. The general plot of this novel was: Outstanding works of the 2018 Chinese Romance Competition. The new chapter of the sequel,"Deep Drunk Thoughts in the Cold Night," has been opened. I'm happy for you. I've come to save you through the reincarnation of thousands of lives. This feeling is unforgettable. Welcome to watch. Ge Shuhan, the dual-pupiled and beautiful invincible War God. He was strong, arrogant, black-bellied, and rebellious. He was the double reincarnation of the divine beast Halcyon and the ferocious beast Taowu. He had a contradictory and tangled charm. Ming Yue Ye, the proud military doctor who clearly distinguished between love and hate. She was brave, smart, kind, and did things her own way. As the Ming Hall's hall master and the reincarnation of the divine beast phoenix, she naturally had an extraordinary experience. This pair of gorgeous monsters, their meeting was fated, and their love for each other was also earth-shattering! They loved and hated each other, but they never forgot to pursue a true heart. When all the excitement returned to tranquility, they learned the true meaning of love and being loved through tears and suffering. If love is merciful, joy is always there. ---------------------------- "Martial Soul Emperor" was a fantasy novel written by the author, Night Moon. The general plot of this novel was: On the Deity Continent, everyone revered martial arts and had supreme martial souls. A person can only become stronger if they have a martial soul. Young Leng Yue practiced martial arts for ten years. He was talented. Unfortunately, he had no martial soul and was reduced to trash. But don't bully the poor young. Finally, one day, Leng Yue awakened her System Martial Soul, Slaying Demons. Become a monster. Leng Yue carried the aura of a supreme being and swept across all the geniuses in the world. ---------------------------- "The Moon Magician" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Xi Rui. The general plot of the novel was: A girl from an ordinary magical family was a rare genius, the disciple of the legendary Goddess of Moon. A young master of one of the eight great mage families was bound by the power of darkness. Who could understand his frozen heart? This was an extraordinary era. The appearance of the Goddess of Moon and the re-inheritance of the mysterious moon magic. Could this be a precursor to a millennium storm? When the contest between light and darkness began once again, how would the family choose between the people they cherished? The mystery of their birth, friendship and love, the heavy responsibility on their shoulders…After tempering and transforming, their youth bloomed with brilliance! Let's see how the new Moon Magician, Feng Xiyue, will open up a new world of magic! ---------------------------- This Warrior Is A Little Hard was a fantasy-modern magic novel written by Burning Juice. The general plot of the novel was: It was a familiar world with a different power system. Zi Yue, who was a little silly when she was young, was about to accept the baptism of fate… Tang Tang: "Hey, hey, you, stop with the introduction. Can you change the title?" So shy!" "Yeah, I keep feeling that something strange has mixed in." Leng Xinning said,"I must emphasize that this is not a dirty story. It's definitely…" ---------------------------- "Miss Mermaid: Lord Ye Jue is a little cold" was a modern romance novel written by the author Yue Jiajia. The general plot of this novel was: [Cute modern sweet love, sweet to death] A cute mermaid thought that she had saved someone, but she didn't expect that she had saved a vampire, and it was the Earl! She was also bewitched by the vampire's beauty and became shameless in order to pursue him. "Da Bai, what kind do you like?" "Anyway, it's not like that." The man glanced at her coldly."Brainless." But when he completely fell in love with her… A certain someone would never have expected to meet such a vampire. He didn't drink enough of her blood and wanted her body. "You're so sweet!" "What sweet!" "Your blood." A certain someone with a dark face thought that she was sweet! ---------------------------- "I'm Ranked Second in the Black Moon Iron Cavalry" was a light novel by Okita, the author of Star Stealer. The general plot of this novel was: He was the second brother of the Black Moon Cavalry, a gentle existence in the hearts of his younger brothers and sisters. He was called Michael, and he was the only Fallen Angel with the title of Angel. He had a name that contradicted the light, but he carried a warmth that was comparable to the light. He had great power and a heart that could bear great power. Dark Moon Michael, the King of Solitude who embraced the world. ---------------------------- The book,"Palace of Ten Moons" was written by the author, Cherry. It was a romantic, youthful-campus novel. The general plot of the novel was: "Leng Shiyue, if only you were a woman!" The handsome man with a domineering expression muttered to himself as he looked at Leng Shiyue's back. "As expected of my opponent!" The silver-masked man lifted Leng Shiyue's chin. He had a slightly cold aura, but he was extremely evil. His eyes were filled with interest and admiration. "Idiot." Leng Shiyue waved his slender hand away and said coldly. She was not interested in the beauty in front of her at all. Her handsome face was full of frost. She was an orphan, but she was an innocent and romantic little girl. She was adopted by the world's richest people and became a cold young master. A red and white coat, dark blue trousers, white sneakers, and a red tennis cap with a W embroidered in the middle were her representative outfits. The legend of the tennis genius belonged to Leng Shiyue. She was sent to the Net Prison Court to train and learn for a great gamble three years later. [Love is just a side effect. It's more about friendship.]
1 answer
2024-09-18 23:21
Bro Flattop Season 2
The second season of Bro Flattop was a funny cartoon that would premiere on December 26, 2021. The plot of the season revolved around Bro Flattop, who went on a survival challenge on the island and interacted with other characters. However, other than this basic information, the given search results did not provide any more specific content or plot about the second season of Bro Flattop. Therefore, he could not provide a more detailed answer.
1 answer
2024-12-25 08:01
Mars Bro Chunky
"Chunky" was a song by Bruno Mars. From the content of the lyrics, the song had a distinct style. For example, the lyrics "She got to shake her little something (Shake her little something) Throwing that thing from left, right, side to side" reflected its unique musical expression. The novel "Mars of Paradise" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to read it!
1 answer
2026-04-01 13:04
Universe bro dota2
Universe was a famous player in Dota 2. His original name was SaahilArora, and he was good at Void Mask, Black Sage, Clockwork Mechanic, and other heroes. He was once the mainstay of the IG team and was regarded as one of the top three players. He had won many honors in his career, such as the TI5 championship, the Manila Special Championship, and the Shanghai ADC championship. However, he was influenced by the saying of "never make a mistake" in the bicycle during TI6, and was later nicknamed "Feather Curse Brother". On April 24, 2020, he announced his retirement on Twitter. The main reasons for his retirement included: On the one hand, he was a person who would devote himself to everything he did. He had dedicated himself to Dota 2 games and arenas for the past ten years, and now he wanted to pursue other interests; On the other hand, due to the impact of the epidemic, his team, Nip, had to make adjustments and terminate his contract. After that, he did not find a suitable team and finally chose to retire. After retirement, he might switch to being a commentator because he had the experience of appearing in an English commentator after his team was eliminated.
1 answer
2026-04-11 01:15
Clown pictures, bro
He didn't quite understand what " Clown Picture Brothers " meant. Can you tell me more about this in detail? For example, is this the name of a book or the content of a certain work? Watching " The Clown 2: Double Fantasy " wasn't enough. Everyone is welcome to click to read the novel!
1 answer
2026-08-08 15:09
What are the common themes in 'gay little bro big bro fanfic'?
One common theme is the journey of self - discovery. The little bro or the big bro might be exploring their sexual orientation within the context of their relationship. Another theme could be the struggle against society's norms, as same - sex relationships are not always fully accepted in all settings.
2 answers
2024-11-04 18:53
What could be the plot of a big bro little bro gay story?
A possible plot could be that the big bro and little bro grow up in a strict family. They have always been close but as they reach adolescence, they start to feel a different kind of closeness. They struggle with these new feelings because of the family and social norms. Eventually, they find the courage to break free from the shackles and be together.
2 answers
2024-11-20 00:19
Bro's name and identity?
😋I recommend you a novel called "The Real Rich Girl Is Too Strong, Seven Brothers Kowtow and Admit Their Mistakes". Mo Yue's parents died before she transmigrated and she had three older brothers. The female lead also had three older brothers. In this novel, the female protagonist Jiang Zhi also faced the disgust and indifference of her family, but she walked out of it bravely and finally succeeded in her revenge. Moreover, her seven brothers also loved her very much and accompanied her along the way. I believe this novel will bring you a different transmigration experience. I hope you will like it.
1 answer
2024-09-21 00:59
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