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"Am I not normal?" "Abnormal!" "What's abnormal about me?" "Where are you normal? Who else would eat lamb spine and report the owner for using sheep with congenital spinal deformities?" "Who else would drink a coffee and insist on explaining what tarry stools are?" "Where's there a medical student who has won a national science and technology first prize?" "Where's there a student who makes professors serve them tea and water?" "Where's there a resident doctor who's scolded the chief so harshly they're drenched in dog's blood?!" "Where's there a doctor..." "Tell me... where are you normal?!" Chen Gong fell silent for a moment, looking at the other person, "To live, one doesn't need to be too normal!" ... Rather than mentally exhausting oneself, it's better to drive others crazy. Just as the saying goes, to live, one doesn't need to be too normal! Similarly, to be a doctor, one definitely doesn't need to be too normal!

Hm... Fantasy battle, smart MC, smart heroins, supper plot twist...etc... are all things that... this novel doesn't have. This place only has... Stupid MC, Normal heroins, normal plot, slice of life and... some sh*t thing. I just want to write what I want no matter how bad it is. ( ' 3') --------------- After going bankrupt, with nothing left in his hands, Lathel died at the age of 50. After his death, a god offered him a chance to go to another world and help the male protagonists. His mission was to solve the problems surrounding the heroines so that the male protagonists could easily get along with them. To be more precise, his job was similar to that of a chef. He would Process the ingredients and cook a sumptuous feast, while the male protagonists just needed to sit at the table and enjoy it. After completing his mission, he was threatened by a stranger. In the face of this threat Lathel just smiled and decided to commit suicide. After he died, those heroines also dropped their facade and revealed their true nature. Lathel once again met the god who helped him. This time, the god allowed him to choose the world he wanted to go to as a gift for completing his task. He then chose a Fantasy world, a place most men dreamt of. However, the Fantasy world had too many people to choose from, moreover the number of main character and antagonist slots were all full. In the end, Lathel accepted to take on the role of an extremely weak supporting character to go to the Fantasy world. However, this time he didn't need to work or help the main character. He just needed to not affect the main character's development. Lathel: “Hm... as long as it doesn't affect the main character... then... Can I make a harem?” God: “Of course.” Lathel: “Hm... so... I just need to avoid the main character's woman.” God: “That's right. You just need to try to survive in that world. Ah! I will give you a system that will help you have a good life in that world. I Hope you enjoy this new life.” Lathel: “Um! So my harem will consist of lackluster women, it seems like a peaceful life is waiting for me.” God: “Hm... not really...” *** See the character's pic here: https://twitter.com/HikaruKiki1111

Hm... Batalha de fantasia, protagonista inteligente, heroínas inteligentes, super reviravoltas... etc... são todas coisas que... esta novel não tem. Este lugar só tem... Protagonista estúpido, heroínas normais, enredo normal, slice of life e... alguma m*rda. Eu só quero escrever o que eu quero, não importa o quão ruim seja. ( ' 3') --------------- Depois de ir à falência, sem mais nada em suas mãos, Lathel morreu aos 50 anos. Após sua morte, um Deus lhe ofereceu a chance de ir para outro mundo e ajudar os protagonistas masculinos. Sua missão era resolver os problemas em torno das heroínas para que os protagonistas masculinos pudessem facilmente se dar bem com elas. Para ser mais preciso, seu trabalho era semelhante ao de um chef. Ele processaria os ingredientes e prepararia um banquete suntuoso, enquanto os protagonistas masculinos só precisavam sentar à mesa e aproveitar. Após completar sua missão, ele foi ameaçado por um estranho. Diante dessa ameaça, Lathel apenas sorriu e decidiu cometer suicídio. Depois que ele morreu, aquelas heroínas também deixaram cair suas fachadas e revelaram sua verdadeira natureza. Lathel encontrou mais uma vez o Deus que o ajudou. Desta vez, o Deus permitiu que ele escolhesse o mundo para o qual queria ir como um presente por completar sua tarefa. Ele então escolheu um Mundo de Fantasia, um lugar com o qual a maioria dos homens sonhava. No entanto, o Mundo de Fantasia tinha muitas pessoas para escolher, além disso, o número de vagas para protagonista e antagonista estava todo preenchido. No final, Lathel aceitou assumir o papel de um personagem secundário extremamente fraco para ir ao Mundo de Fantasia. Contudo, desta vez ele não precisava trabalhar ou ajudar o protagonista. Ele só precisava não afetar o desenvolvimento do protagonista. Lathel: “Hm... contanto que não afete o protagonista... então... Posso fazer um harém?” Deus: “Claro.” Lathel: “Hm... então... eu só preciso evitar a mulher do protagonista.” Deus: “Isso mesmo. Você só precisa tentar sobreviver naquele mundo. Ah! Eu lhe darei um sistema que o ajudará a ter uma boa vida naquele mundo. Espero que você aproveite esta nova vida.” Lathel: “Hum! Então meu harém consistirá de mulheres sem brilho, parece que uma vida pacífica está me esperando.” Deus: “Hm... não exatamente...” ***

Mmm... Batallas de fantasía, protagonista inteligente, heroínas inteligentes, supergiros argumentales... etc... son todas cosas que... esta novela no tiene. Este lugar solo tiene... Protagonista estúpido, heroínas normales, trama normal, slice of life y... alguna que otra mierda. Solo quiero escribir lo que quiero sin importar lo malo que sea. ( ' 3') --------------- Tras caer en bancarrota, sin nada en sus manos, Lathel murió a los 50 años. Después de su muerte, un dios le ofreció la oportunidad de ir a otro mundo y ayudar a los protagonistas masculinos. Su misión era resolver los problemas que rodeaban a las heroínas para que los protagonistas masculinos pudieran congeniar fácilmente con ellas. Para ser más precisos, su trabajo era similar al de un chef. Procesaría los ingredientes y cocinaría un suntuoso festín, mientras que los protagonistas masculinos solo necesitaban sentarse a la mesa y disfrutarlo. Después de completar su misión, fue amenazado por un extraño. Ante esta amenaza, Lathel simplemente sonrió y decidió suicidarse. Después de su muerte, aquellas heroínas también dejaron caer su fachada y revelaron su verdadera naturaleza. Lathel se encontró una vez más con el dios que lo ayudó. Esta vez, el dios le permitió elegir el mundo al que quería ir como regalo por completar su tarea. Entonces eligió un Mundo de Fantasía, un lugar con el que la mayoría de los hombres soñaban. Sin embargo, el Mundo de Fantasía tenía demasiada gente para elegir, y además, el número de cupos para protagonista y antagonista estaban todos llenos. Al final, Lathel aceptó tomar el papel de un personaje secundario extremadamente débil para ir al Mundo de Fantasía. Sin embargo, esta vez no necesitaba trabajar ni ayudar al protagonista. Solo necesitaba no afectar el desarrollo del protagonista. Lathel: «Mmm... mientras no afecte al protagonista... entonces... ¿Puedo formar un harén?» Dios: «Por supuesto.» Lathel: «Mmm... entonces... solo necesito evitar a las mujeres del protagonista.» Dios: «Así es. Solo tienes que intentar sobrevivir en ese mundo. ¡Ah! Te daré un sistema que te ayudará a tener una buena vida en ese mundo. Espero que disfrutes esta nueva vida.» Lathel: «¡Um! Entonces mi harén consistirá en mujeres mediocres, parece que me espera una vida pacífica.» Dios: «Mmm... no realmente...» ***

Hm... Fantasie-Kämpfe, kluger MC, kluge Heldinnen, super Plottwists ... usw. ... sind alles Dinge, die ... dieser Roman nicht hat. Dieser Ort hat nur... einen dummen MC, normale Heldinnen, eine normale Handlung, Slice of Life und... irgendeinen Mist. Ich will nur schreiben, was ich will, egal wie schlecht es ist. ( ' 3') --------------- Nachdem er bankrottgegangen war und nichts mehr in seinen Händen hielt, starb Lathel im Alter von 50 Jahren. Nach seinem Tod bot ihm ein Gott die Chance, in eine andere Welt zu gehen und den männlichen Protagonisten zu helfen. Seine Mission war es, die Probleme rund um die Heldinnen zu lösen, damit die männlichen Protagonisten leicht mit ihnen auskommen konnten. Genauer gesagt, war seine Arbeit der eines Kochs ähnlich. Er würde die Zutaten verarbeiten und ein opulentes Festmahl kochen, während die männlichen Protagonisten sich nur an den Tisch setzen und es genießen mussten. Nachdem er seine Mission erfüllt hatte, wurde er von einem Fremden bedroht. Angesichts dieser Bedrohung lächelte Lathel nur und beschloss, Selbstmord zu begehen. Nachdem er gestorben war, ließen auch jene Heldinnen ihre Fassade fallen und enthüllten ihre wahre Natur. Lathel traf erneut den Gott, der ihm geholfen hatte. Dieses Mal erlaubte ihm der Gott, als Geschenk für die Erfüllung seiner Aufgabe die Welt zu wählen, in die er gehen wollte. Er wählte daraufhin eine Fantasiewelt, einen Ort, von dem die meisten Männer träumten. Jedoch gab es in der Fantasiewelt zu viele Leute zur Auswahl, und außerdem waren alle Plätze für Hauptcharaktere und Antagonisten besetzt. Am Ende akzeptierte Lathel, die Rolle eines extrem schwachen Nebencharakters zu übernehmen, um in die Fantasiewelt zu gehen. Dieses Mal musste er jedoch nicht arbeiten oder dem Hauptcharakter helfen. Er musste nur darauf achten, die Entwicklung des Hauptcharakters nicht zu beeinträchtigen. Lathel: „Hm... solange es den Hauptcharakter nicht beeinträchtigt... dann... kann ich mir einen Harem aufbauen? “ Gott: „Natürlich.“ Lathel: „Hm... also... muss ich nur die Frauen des Hauptcharakters meiden.“ Gott: „Das ist richtig. Du musst nur versuchen, in dieser Welt zu überleben. Ah! Ich werde dir ein System geben, das dir helfen wird, ein gutes Leben in dieser Welt zu führen. Ich hoffe, du genießt dieses neue Leben.“ Lathel: „Ähm! Mein Harem wird also aus unscheinbaren Frauen bestehen, es scheint, als warte ein friedliches Leben auf mich.“ Gott: „Hm... nicht wirklich...“ ***

(Fantasi Boys Love) Kota Pelangi 2045 Kota ini telah hancur dan di kuasai oleh Para Penguasa, yang turun ke Kota Pelangi bersama dengan Kristal Berwarna Hitam, yang terjatuh di tengah-tengah Danau Pelangi. Kristal itu sangatlah besar hampir sama dengan ukuran Mobil Truk pembawa pasir. Kristal Hitam tersebut sangatlah berpengaruh. Bagi siapapun yang menyentuhnya maka dia akan mendapatkan sebuah kekuatan besar yang terpendam dari dalam dirinya. Dan tentunya membuat orang tersebut menjadi kekal tidak menua sama sekali. Namun Kristal Itu Di salah gunakan oleh Para Penguasa yang muncul bersama Kristal itu. Para Penguasa yang memiliki kekuatan yang maha dahsyat dan tidak ada yang bisa menandingi nya. Namun apakah Adam dan Kekasihnya Riko, bisa membuat kota Pelangi menjadi normal kembali? Karena mereka juga terinfeksi setelah dengan tidak sengaja menyentuh Kristal tersebut. *** Aku adalah cowok normal layak pada umumnya, beraktivitas normal, makan normal, baca buku normal, kerja juga normal dan semuanya normal. Tetapi hidupku merasa aneh ketika ada seseorang yang hadir, Dia bisa membuat ku nyaman, bisa membuatku tertawa, bisa membuatku mengerti apa itu kasih dan rasa sayang. Tetapi dia adalah lelaki, sama sepertiku. Aku sebenarnya bingung akan sebuah rasa yang aku alami ini, hingga aku tanyakan pada diriku sendiri. Gue Normal? *** Mungkin kisah ini berawal dari mereka yang memiliki kehidupan Normal, namun bagaimana jikalau sesuatu terjadi sehingga membuat mereka menjadi tidak Normal? Bukan hanya dari yang mereka sukai, namun diri mereka sendiri menjadi tidak normal layak pada umumnya. Tidak normal yang di maksud adalah, mereka yang tiba-tiba memiliki sebuah kelebihan dari diri mereka, setelah terjadinya tragedi benda asing jatuh di kota Pelangi. Kota Pelangi tidak bisa dikatakan menjadi kota yang Normal Lagi, karena kota tersebut sudah menjadi Tidak Normal setelah terjadinya tragedi tersebut. Adam Adalah kunci dari semua hal yang terjadi saat ini, apakah dia bisa mengembalikan semuanya menjadi normal? ------------------------------------------ Copyright 2021 : @Neptunus_96

Normal-taro is an alien; his real name is something that literally converts into Normal- taro in human language. He is of the planet Wados which translates to the 'planet of abnormalities'. Here, everyone has superpowers. And our Normal-taro works in disaster management in this superhuman muddled world. But all of a sudden, he just transported to Earth. Will he survive? *** [Note: The artwork in my cover does not belong to me. So, I'll be taking it off if the original artist asks me to do so.] Cover edit: ZinonWonder

(This is book one of my series) Scarlett and Ash don’t share the whole "normal" relationship; They both share a secret, They are what you could call "Vampires". Fighting against those who don’t agree with it risking their lives. But then it gets uncontrollably out of hand When Scarlett gets too stubborn and her life changes forever. (Check out book 2, Face to Face with Darkness on Meganovel)

#COMEDY #FANTASY #HIGHSCHOOLROMANCE Teenage high schooler, Goldie Markell is a bright, perfect, angelic teenage girl, born without a belly button! That's right. No belly button, no depression even... her belly is smooth as an eggplant! And even though her parents say she is perfectly normal, she knows well that she is definitely not normal. Because... No normal human, in fact, no other existing human was born without a belly button. And so, Goldie is convinced that if people ever found out about her not having one, they would call her... a freak. And they would probably expunge her from society… or do something much worse... "Light the torches! Raise the pitchforks! Kill the witch!"... That sounds about right. Yup.  This is why all her life, Goldie has worked conscious of the fact that she has no belly button, and ensured that she kept it a deep, dark secret. Hidden away from the world. And as it seems, the gods are with her because everything is going great for her. That is, until she hits puberty and suddenly, she starts growing wings! ... Okay, hold on. As if coming into puberty late was not bad enough, Goldie finds that she is all of a sudden growing wings like a freaking animal! Why was she growing wings?... Wings of all things! How do you hide something so big? Why was puberty so different for her? How was any of this 'normal'? These questions lead Goldie to answers she could never predict, as she finds that not being 'normal' is only the beginning of the many tragic escapades of her highly eventful life... Because, poor Goldie finds that not only is she not normal, she is barely even human! So… what is she? What is her true identity? And how can she continue to fake a 'normal human life' as a regular teenage high school girl whilst keeping hidden her secret identity as whatever unknown creature she is?... ...especially when her strange, unusual process of maturity into adulthood comes with the strangest, most spontaneous, most difficult to hide, and most disaster-prone physical symptoms? How is it possible that she would not soon be discovered by her friends, her schoolmates, her oh-so-handsome and observant crush, who somehow always happens to be there when the weirdest things happen, ...and the ever-watchful eyes of the government? Let's pray for Goldie, shall we? ____ Book cover Art Credit: weheartit.com

"You blackmail me, you kiss me, and now you want to date me?" He raised a brow. "Fake date, of course. You think I am interested in you?" I let out a deep sigh. "I wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't kissed me in front of everyone." He shrugged. "Well, I wouldn't have if you weren't obsessing over your brother." The silence between us stretched for a long while, both of us staring at the other. Finally, I whispered, "You're a jerk." "Yeah," He said, smiling. "But I'm your jerk now." Hazel Pierce has always lived in the shadows, nerdy, invisible, and secretly crushing on the one guy she should never have fallen for: her stepbrother, Trey. When her secret is nearly exposed on campus, her enemy and the team's resident bad boy, Jaxon Carter comes to her rescue but not without a prize. He makes her an offer to fake date him to kill the gossip in exchange to improve his grades. He's cocky, reckless, and dangerously charming. And worst of all he knows how to make her heart race . What starts as a simple deal quickly spirals out of control. They promised no feelings, but what happens when their truth is bigger than the rules? With rivals closing in, bigger secrets and Hazel's true identity revealed. She must decide if loving him is worth the risk as she reclaims her true voice and identity.