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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
548 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
What are the features of 'Cyanide and Happiness in Hell' comics?
These comics usually feature offbeat and sometimes controversial themes. The characters are often depicted in absurd situations. Also, the humor can be quite satirical and irreverent.
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2025-11-28 05:44
What is the theme of 'Cynide and Happiness Life in Hell' comics?
The theme of these comics is often dark humor and satire, exploring various absurd and unconventional scenarios.
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2025-11-28 05:52
What are the characteristics of Cyanide and Happiness Life in Hell comics?
These comics are known for their dark humor and irreverent style. They often push boundaries and are not for the faint of heart.
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2025-11-10 21:45
Happiness, happiness
Happiness was the joy of being satisfied and the desire to maintain the status quo. It was not just a feeling of happiness, satisfaction, or convenience, but a rich, fulfilling, and meaningful life. Happiness was the eternal goal and pursuit of human life. It depends on whether the individual is satisfied with his life and the relationship between the individual and others. The degree of happiness was affected by social development, social media, and the satisfaction of individual psychological needs. Happiness was a long-term mental state. Unlike pleasure and happiness, it was a long-term state of spiritual abundance. The realization of happiness required individuals to set reasonable goals and achieve them through hard work. Happiness was the goal that humans constantly pursued. It was an important driving force in people's lives and an important factor in social stability and national governance.
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2024-12-26 22:31
Twenty, twenty, thirty, forty
Forty years old. This title originated from the Analects of Confucius. When a person reached the age of forty, he should be able to control his emotions well and be able to distinguish clearly and without doubt. "A Woman in Her Forties" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-04 15:15
Is twenty-nine twenty-nine?
In the lunar calendar,"twenty-nine" meant twenty-nine. For example, in some traditional sayings, there were the 29th day of the twelfth lunar month, the 29th day of the first lunar month, the 29th day of the sixth lunar month, and so on. The " 29th day " here referred to the 29th day of each month. However, it was important to note that some months did not have the 29th day. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality "!
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2026-09-25 10:21
Twenty years or twenty years
The correct way to describe it was 'twenty years' or 'twenty years'. There was no such usage as' twenty years'. "Zai" itself had the meaning of "year", and "20 years" meant 20 years. The novel " Ten Years of Death " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-08-09 17:59
The lyrics of happiness and happiness
There were many lyrics about happiness and happiness, such as " Life is only a few decades, why do you have to be so sad? Life was both bitter and sweet. Whether he was happy or not, it was just a day. As long as he was healthy, happy, and earning money. Whether you have more or less money, let fate take its course. Don't compare, but work hard. You have to rely on yourself on the road to success. Life has to be meaningful. If you can let go and take it up, a happy life will belong to you." " Happiness is not having to worry about food and clothing, happiness is creating wealth, happiness is understanding each other, happiness is living in harmony, happiness is having someone to care for, happiness is loving each other, happiness is experiencing a long drought and rain, happiness is overcoming hardship, we can only embrace happiness in life by loving life, happiness is the joy of family, happiness is family harmony, happiness is going our way, happiness is not lonely, happiness is living a peaceful life, happiness is being content, happiness is being healthy, happiness is singing and dancing. Only by cherishing life can we enjoy the happiness of life." And " Happiness and happiness are the endings ". <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-25 14:40
Twenty, twenty, thirty, forty, what?
Forty years old. When a person reached the age of forty, as their experience increased, their thoughts matured, and coupled with the tempering of reality, they could see and understand many things. They were no longer young and frivolous. They would have a clearer understanding of themselves and know their own value and meaning. Their hearts would become calm and firm, and they would not be easily swayed by external temptations. They would no longer be confused by everything. "A Woman in Her Forties" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-06 01:51
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