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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.
History
903 Chs
Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)

Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (2ha)

Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake. His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail. Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to extend his furry paws to that cat. He originally thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven. Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun. Dumb off the charts husky gong x proud, aggravated, big white cat shou Emperor of the cultivation world Mo Weiyu deceived elders and slaughtered ancestors, and committed all crimes and sins known to man. After ending his own life, he was reborn and transmigrated to the year he first became a disciple. In the shell of a boy held an old and weary soul. After coming back to life, truth after truths that had been hidden below the surface in the previous life floated to the top and broke through the waters one after the other. Of all the revelations, the one that stunned him the most was that the Shizun he had hated to the bone in his previous life had always been protecting him from the shadows… The heart of man can change; even demons and monsters can become compassionate and do good. Only, he had sinned deeply. Can the blood on his hands ever be cleansed? Novel written by *Meatbun doesn't eat meat* Note: I neither own the story nor translation.
LGBT+
350 Chs
MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!

MY DUMB DOCTOR, PLEASE LOOK AT ME!

Nurse Belle works to save lives while Ceres assassinates people. In an extraordinary twist of fate, these two souls now occupy the same body. If that wasn't bad enough, Ceres found out that the person she killed became Belle's colleague in this life. Worse, she still loves him. However, Belle wants no part in letting this man into her heart for the second time. Her body -her decision! And that's NO TO DR. ELIEZER RIVERA. Unfortunately for her, Ceres has a lot of ways to throw her plan in disarray. * *Excerpt* He was the gentlest doctor I know. He took care of me and did his best to help me regain my memories; those that include my fondest encounters with him and the worst. His gentle smile was the one that captured my heart. Yes, he was the gentlest doctor. He should be. That was what I thought! So, why am I locked between this damn wall and his arms?! What is he planning to do?! Why is he looking at me as if he wants to devour me?! (Ceres, help me.) Belle called forth to the woman hiding in her subconsciousness. Her heart wasn’t prepared for this. And her eyes! Oh, her eyes couldn’t stop looking at his lips. “Doc?” She called out this distant word which she stopped doing several months ago. Eli never lost his composure even to the woman that he once loved – Jillyanna Madrid. Yet, when he learned that some evil guy was checking out his patient, who was also his junior at work, he flared out. His annoyance got the best of him and brought them to where they are now. He just wanted to see if that man had successfully lured her out. He didn’t mean for this to happen. He could see confusion in her eyes and when she opened her mouth to call him, he couldn’t move his eyes away from her parted lips. When she swallowed dryly, he trailed down to the sight of her throat and found her chest moving up and down. He felt hot like molten lava was doused on him. “What is so good about that guy?” Eli asked before he could stop himself. Whenever he thought that she likes that person, something stirred deep inside his heart and irked him so much. He wanted to tear himself apart and see what was wrong inside him. “Someone out there must be better than him. Look for someone else.” “Well, there will always be someone better at something. Prince was kind enough to - “ The world stopped and her vision was covered in darkness. She could not see his expression and she was having difficulty in breathing. Her lungs hurt. For a moment, she felt weak and stopped breathing as she closed her eyes and brought Ceres to deal with this. “You are not allowed to talk about any other man with me. Hearing their names annoys me. You can only look at me and smile at me.” And he locked their lips once again. The taste of her was addicting and he just wanted to suck the nectar out of her mouth. [What the heck are you doing?!] Ceres questioned mentally the moment she felt those lips on hers. She wasn’t informed that she’d be dealing with this. [Belle, I will make you pay for this trick!] (As if you don't like his kisses!) ***cover isn’t mine***edited by a friend discord: Oning #3030 ***I don’t earn anything from this picture*** Original cover was taken from Mr Love: Queen's Choice Related videos and pictures can be seen in Koi to Producer: EVOL×LOVE
Urban
313 Chs
❤️Drunk on your Gothic love❤️

❤️Drunk on your Gothic love❤️

The sequel of OBSESSION TURNS INTO SWEET LOVE.... Xander Luca Romano,25 year old arrogant ,Mysterious,handsome.he was one of the eligible bachelor of Los Angeles.In his age 20 he took the title of CEO..due to some past incidents the sweet boy turned into rude which caused pure hatred towards love in his heart. Shizu Crystal,a 15 year old school girl.She was an orphan and a bubbly girl.From childhood she dreamt of her prince charming who saved her in her age 10.Unfortunately she forgot her past except his Dracula uniform for Halloween party. What will happen when she finds out the identity of her saviour after seeing him saving a puppy from road and becomes obsessed with him.Then starts chasing him everywhere.Will he feel the same for this little girl?? Will he ever give space in his heart for this little girl??? Xavier Luca Romano,25 year old..cool,calm, smoking handsome Neurologist.In his childhood he was sweet like his mom.But because of a girl he became a heartless doctor.He hated girls except his mommy and little sister. Faith Alistano,23 year old..single.half Indian half English..A Gynocologist.Sweet Calm Cute girl.Her dream was becoming a doctor like her mother.Her little heart was craving for one guy who didn't even take a glance to her. What will happen when this guy will become her life partner by family..A arrange marriage make her the obsession of a cold and rude doctor. Angel romano..The little princess of Romano..Sweet but dangerous like his dad..Pure and bubbly stubborn girl. Spano David M'culum, the professor of the most popular international university.Girls wanted to admit there to see his devilish handsome face.Calm yet Arrogant person. What will happen when this both student and teacher came closer by hate and ignorance.. #THE LOVE BETWEEN THREE COUPLES#SIX DISTINCT CHARACTERS#DANGEROUS OBSESSION WARNING: #Mature content #obsession #cruel scene..read at your own Risk..This is based on my own imagination...please don't copy.
Fantasy
265 Chs
What are the funniest elements in dumb funny drunk stories?
Another funny element is the misinterpretation of the surroundings. When someone is drunk, they might see things in a completely different way. For example, thinking an inanimate object is a living being or a place as something else entirely. It leads to all kinds of strange and comical situations that are a joy to watch or hear about.
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2024-11-02 23:53
Can you share some dumb funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought the potted plant was his dance partner and started slow - dancing with it. Everyone was laughing so hard. He didn't even realize what he was doing until someone pointed it out the next day when he saw pictures.
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2024-11-02 22:24
What are the characteristics of a busty drunk and dumb anime girl in manga?
A busty anime girl in this context might be depicted with a curvaceous figure and a lack of common sense when drunk and acting dumb. Her behavior could lead to humorous or chaotic situations within the manga storyline.
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2025-12-23 07:57
Drunk or drunk
" Drunken " and " drunk " could both refer to the state after drinking too much. " Drunken " was a verb-object phrase that emphasized the act of being drunk and the state it caused." Drunken " was more inclined to describe a state of being drunk because of alcohol. There were similarities in the two. In actual use," drunk " was more commonly used, such as " drunk driving " and " drunk causing trouble ". The novel, Drunken Golden Cup, is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-09-23 14:32
The Dumb General's Dumb Wife
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2026-10-27 05:48
Drunk tonight, drunk, drunk, original song
Drunk Drunk Tonight's original singer was Lin Cuiping, who was in the album 'Why Use Money to Talk About Feelings'. "Luo Han's Lyric Collection" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-25 09:19
Analysis of 'dumb dumb boys short story'
Well, without actually reading the 'dumb dumb boys short story', it's hard to say precisely. But generally, if it's about dumb boys, it could explore themes like misunderstandings. For example, their actions might be misinterpreted by others because they don't communicate or act in the 'normal' way. It could also be a comical story where their 'dumb' actions lead to funny situations.
2 answers
2024-11-23 09:56
Character Introduction of " Dumb Prince, Dumb Concubine "
The characters included the male lead, Xuanyuan Hao. " The Silly Prince's Dumb Concubine " by Nan Jiujiu. It is an ancient romance novel. You can enjoy it without worry. User recommendation: She sincerely paid, only to be together, but how did she know that she was used, beyond redemption. Returning from hell, she looked clumsy and cute, but in fact, she was scheming and took every step carefully. However, she just had to meet him… He had a noble status, but he had been foolish for half his life and was mocked by the world. However, he hid his identity and accumulated strength. In a strange combination of factors, she had become his princess consort."Dumb cute" and "silly" collided, from suspicion to trust. What kind of sparks would the two of them collide into? The treacherous her and the scheming him. A strong alliance? Or love and kill each other? [This article is one-on-one, mutual favor + black-bellied. Welcome to the pit!] . I hope you will like this book.
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2025-02-13 06:28
Really drunk or fake drunk
Here are some ways to distinguish between real and fake drunkenness: 1. ** Language observation ** - [Drunken: Often speaking ambiguously and lacking logical cohesiveness. You may not be able to express your meaning or even speak clearly. Your words are mostly simple and direct reactions. It is difficult to carry out organized statements or in-depth communication.] For example, they would only make simple exclamations or repeat some meaningless words. - [Fake drunkenness: Although there may be some verbal " drunkenness ", such as occasionally saying the wrong thing or deliberately saying something incomprehensible, you can still maintain a certain degree of logic in key expressions, and can quickly return to normal expression when needed.] When pressed or when important topics were involved, they might accidentally reveal clear logic. 2. ** Observing behavior ** - [Drunken: The coordination of the body is significantly reduced. Standing unsteadily, walking shakily, and even falling easily. The movements may become slow and uncontrollable. For example, when holding something, the movements may be exaggerated and lack precision.] Their facial expressions may appear dull or overly relaxed. - [Fake drunkenness: Body movements may seem uncoordinated, but sometimes there will be some deliberate elements, such as deliberately walking in a crooked way, but when needed, it can quickly adjust to normal.] There might be some traces of disguise on his facial expressions, such as deliberately making a confused expression, but his eyes might occasionally reveal a sober look. 3. ** Observe awareness and reaction ** - [True Drunk: The consciousness is in a relatively blurry state, and the perception of the surrounding environment is reduced. It may be slow to respond to other people's shouts or reminders, or make some inappropriate reactions.] The response to external stimulation was relatively simple, and it was difficult to make flexible changes according to different situations. - [Fake drunkenness: Although one may appear to be indifferent to the surrounding environment or slow in reaction, one is actually observing the surrounding situation. When special situations occur, one can quickly react appropriately and have a clear understanding of what is happening around them in the depths of one's consciousness.]
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2026-07-14 17:16
Drunk in love, drunk in song
" Drunken Love " was a sentimental love song. The lyrics express the pain and confusion in love, such as "I'm drunk again tonight because I'm really tired." She did not know who to tell the pain in her heart to, so she could only bear it herself. It was hard to sleep tonight, so he could only use wine to numb it. You don't care about my tears, who can understand my sadness? There were different versions of the song, such as the DJ version. The melody was beautiful and was loved by some listeners.
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2026-07-28 18:41
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