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The following are some funny novels: 1 "Guess what color I like the most?" "Black?" "Not white." "Why do you always stay up late?" "Because I'm a night owl." 3 "Have you heard of it? When a person's heart is blown up, his heart will flow out of his body." Do you know why birds always wake up so early in the morning? "I don't know." "Because they have to get up early to crow." 5 " I once had a dream to become one. But when I published my first book, I received a letter saying,'Congratulations, your work has been pirated 50 times.' 6 "Do you know why some people like to go to the toilet?" "I don't know." "Because they like to sit on the toilet and then suddenly stand up." 7 " I tried to commit suicide but I didn't succeed. But I want to know why." "Because you are too weak to commit suicide." "I once had a dream that I became a bird. Then I woke up and found that I had indeed become a bird." Do you know why some people like to read in the bathroom? "I don't know." "Because they like to read on the toilet." 10 " I tried to work in a bar but I had no experience. I asked my boss for leave and he asked me,'do you really want this job?' I said,'Yes I do want this job but I'm afraid I'll pass out there.' The boss replied,'Then you shouldn't be working in a bar. You should be working in a bar."

The real Bao Zheng (997 - 1066) was a famous politician, calligrapher, and writer in the Northern Song Dynasty. He was born in today's Hefei City in the Anhui Province and grew up in today's Nanjing City in the Jiangsu Province. Bao Zheng had outstanding achievements in the political and judicial fields. He had served as a remonstrant in the Northern Song Dynasty and had made many important criticisms and suggestions, which were praised by the emperor. He had also served as prime minister and actively participated in political reforms and anti-corruption struggles. He was known as the "number one clean official". Bao Zheng's calligraphy attainments were also very high, and he was known as "Bao Ti". His calligraphy style was rigorous, dignified, calm, and dignified. Later generations called it "Bao Gong Style". In addition to his contributions to politics and calligraphy, Bao Zheng also paid great attention to the development of education and culture. He had once established an educational institution to promote education and culture. He also supported and encouraged the development of literature and art, and was known as the "cultural giant." Generally speaking, Bao Zheng was an outstanding politician, calligrapher and writer in history. His thoughts and contributions had a profound impact on Chinese culture.

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"Spoiling a Concubine as a Queen" told the story of the female protagonist, Qin Lanzhi, who had been reborn. She knew that Prince Duanyi Zhao Yu would inherit the throne in the future, and she also knew that as the Prince's favorite concubine, she would be ordered to die by the Empress Dowager on the day Zhao Yu ascended the throne. Hence, she didn't want to be exiled thousands of miles away with Zhao Yu like in her previous life and suffer so much to support her family. The male protagonist, Zhao Yu, was the son of a concubine. In fact, he was the son of the emperor. He was not liked since he was young and was oppressed by his mother. However, even if his life was tight, he would still buy jewelry and clothes for the female protagonist. In his previous life, the male protagonist only had the female protagonist. After the female protagonist died, the male protagonist was extremely sad and hated his mother. After her rebirth, before the male protagonist regained his memories of his previous life, he heard that the female protagonist had been chased out of the Prince's mansion.(In fact, the female protagonist had been reborn and accompanied the male protagonist for ten years in her previous life. In the end, she was ordered to die by her mother's concubine. Therefore, she had a misunderstanding with the male protagonist and planned to divorce him.) The male protagonist immediately went to find the female protagonist and even helped her out of trouble. Later, after the male protagonist regained his memory, he gave up everything, disguised himself as someone else to marry the female protagonist, took care of the child, and avenged the female protagonist. Finally, he strengthened his power to protect the female protagonist. The male and female leads were both C's. The male lead was devoted to the female lead in this life and even hid his identity to be a live-in son-in-law. Overall, it was a favorite story of the male lead chasing the female lead. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

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I'm sorry but I can't provide the 'little do you know story' as I don't have enough information. It could be a story that involves some kind of revelation. Maybe it's about a character who discovers something unexpected about themselves or their surroundings. It could also be a story that has a moral about not making assumptions because there are often things we don't know.

He recommended a few novels. " I'm Paying a Huge Money to Have a Child in the Cultivation World ". The author was Dimensional Theory. It was a Xianxia Mythology Cultivation genre. The main character, Zhou Zhicheng, was a 17-year-old life gene scientist who transmigrated to the cultivation world. His golden finger was the breeding base of all mankind, but he had to have sperm eggs first. In the situation where no one donated in the cultivation world, was he going to start a scam of "paying a lot of money to have children"? The plot is interesting, the protagonist is fierce, and there is no big problem with his logic. There is no female protagonist. 4.3 points. " After the Invincible Coiling Dragon, I Traversed and Devoured the Starry Sky." Shan Ku's light novel was a fanboy. After the soul transcended the Invincible Coiling Dragon, the physical body traversed and devoured the Starry Sky. About 280,000 words were completed. " Godly Little Merchandize Shop " was an urban life novel written by Old Li Want to Rise Up. The main character's small shop could strengthen daily necessities. It was as magical as a lottery shop in the cultivation world. Although it was flawed, its style was unique. It was a relaxed and refreshing novel, similar to the routine of a gourmet food supplier. It was a four-star novel. Free Island Lord, a real estate tycoon's urban life genre. The main character, Zhang Yaming, bought an island in Australia after earning his first bucket of gold with the Source of Life and developed a fishing industry. " Xi Nong Men " was written by Jin Dani in an ancient romance, business, and farming genre. The female protagonist traveled through a small farmhouse with a clear goal of living a good life. The text was interesting and welcomed girls to jump into the pit. The novel " Small Business " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

" I'm sorry, I forgot you." This book is a modern romance novel written by the author, Kiriaki. The general plot of this novel is as follows: The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you, but when you stand in front of me, I can clearly see me in your eyes, but you have already forgotten me. ---------------------------- " I Can Revise My Script " was a mystery novel written by the author, Little Fish Pond. The general plot of the novel was: My name is Qian Ye, and I'm a novelist. Three years ago, I met a girl called Youjian. I had a passionate relationship with her…But later, she disappeared. Just like that, she disappeared from my eyes and everyone's memories. I tried to find traces of her existence, but I couldn't find any information. One day, there were two more chapters of a strange novel in my draft box that I couldn't delete. At the end of the novel, there was someone shouting,"Save me!"... I was pulled into a horror novel, starting from a passerby…I am searching for her, I am redeeming myself. I can change the content of this novel world... [PS: Not in the first person][PPS: New book " Gradually Going Crazy " has been released. Welcome, everyone. Thank you.] ---------------------------- " You Call My Name " was a fantasy romance novel written by Yu Xiao 'er. The general plot of this novel was: In this life, I would rather let down the world than let you down. ---------------------------- " Raising a Son for a Rival in Love " was a modern romance novel written by the author, who was still me. The general plot of this novel was: Scene 1: "Hello, is this Miss Bai Ling?" He opened the door and saw a courier standing at the door. He asked politely. "It's me." "There's a delivery for you. Please sign here." The courier handed over a document. "Oh." It was her express delivery. She didn't remember anyone sending her anything. However, Bai Ling still quickly signed the document. "This document and this child are yours. Goodbye." The courier took out a child from nowhere and pushed it into Bai Ling's arms. Before Bai Ling could come back to her senses, it disappeared without a trace. Scene 2: Bai Ling lowered her head and looked at this seven or eight-year-old boy. He looked very cute, but whose child was he? Why was he at her doorstep? Bai Ling lowered her head and tried her best to smile sweetly. " Little kid, what's your name? Where do you live? Can I send you back?" “…” "Little kid, where's your daddy and mommy?" It didn't matter if he didn't answer. He endured it and asked patiently. “…” " Little friend, you..." Before Bai Ling could finish speaking, this little friend spoke up. However, Bai Ling was stunned because he called out to Bai Ling," Mommy." God, she did not remember having a baby. Bai Ling felt that she must have forgotten to offer incense to Bodhisattva. That was why God was treating her like this. Eight years ago, when her boyfriend of three years stood in front of her with a pregnant woman and asked for her forgiveness, she thought that she was young and ignorant and had mistaken him for someone else, so she casually dumped that man. Even though she had left in a carefree manner, her heart was not that carefree. After all, it was her first love. She had invested all her passion in that man, but in the end, it had ended up like this. How could she not be heartbroken? From then on, she dared not to trust men easily. She had not had a boyfriend for eight years, but the heavens thought that she was living too well. She suddenly had an eight-year-old son. Please, she had never had a boyfriend, okay? Where did this son come from? However, when she found out about this child's background, she was stunned. This child was actually the son of that adulterous couple from eight years ago. Alright, even if she was kind, patient, and liked children, if this child was the son of your love rival, no matter what the reason was, there would be a difference. Spring's advertisement area: Finished article: cold-faced husband chase wife, abandoned concubine is also popular, through the cold heart fairy son. ---------------------------- " Your Name Has the Rest of My Life " was a short-story novel written by the author, Galaxy Clouds. The general plot of this novel was: When they first met, she told him that it was the first time they had met, so please take care of him! Zheng Minmin: May I know your name? Yu Sheng frowned and walked away with a smile. Later, she discovered his little secret. Yusheng: I don't want anyone to know about it. Zheng Minmin: Sure, but you have to be my boyfriend. One day, he told her that he shouldn't have told her his name. She smiled and said,"The luckiest thing in my life is to have your name in the rest of my life." If you like me, then spoil me. ---------------------------- "Hey! Why Are You Leaning On Me?" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Mu Lanxue. "Tell me, who is the person I saw in your memory?" "Which one?" "Still pretending? It's that prince that you're begging to follow!" "State Preceptor, you really don't know him?" "Nonsense, how could I know your old lover?" "But that's you!" This is a story of recovering what was lost. Step by step, I understand your heart and remove the obstacles on the road ahead bit by bit... You can go and take a look at the new article," The Way to Open the Matchmaker." ---------------------------- " Rebirth Entertainment: 1990 " was a novel written by the author, Jun Xucai, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of the novel was: Hello, is this the Space Administration? I've been reborn, but other than the improper way of enlightenment, I don't remember what happened in the future! Did you make a mistake? Can I do it again? Waiting online! It was quite urgent! ---------------------------- " Everything Begins with Memory Loss " was an urban supernatural novel written by the author, Dian Wo Fa Cai. The general plot of this novel was: How many secrets did this world have? Are superheroes only on TV? Seeing may not be believing. I am an ability user, an ability user who has lost his memory. There are many people like me in this world who are hidden in the crowd. There are good and bad people, but am I a good person? Not necessarily…Was he a bad person? He clicked in…Unveil it with me… ---------------------------- " A Survival Guide for Supporting Characters " was a light novel written by the author's name, Yao Yaoling. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was: Dark history, don't look at dark history. ---------------------------- Time Is Your Name was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Mao Jiuli. The general plot of the novel was: I had a dream. There were two of me in the dream. In the dream, I used all my strength to grab someone's hand, a person whose face could not be seen. A female voice kept echoing in my ears. She said it over and over again. " Don't forget your name…Don't forget your memories…Don't forget your name…" In the dream, there was a girl in white clothes and a girl in red clothes. Their faces were different, but their souls were the same. There was a young man inside, but I could not remember his face clearly. I could not even remember my own face in my dream. "The green mountains are not as long as your eyebrows, and the clear water is not as clear as your eyes. After crossing mountains and rivers, I will only have you in my life."