Tell me, what funny conversations do you know?
The following are some funny novels: 1 "Guess what color I like the most?" "Black?" "Not white." "Why do you always stay up late?" "Because I'm a night owl." 3 "Have you heard of it? When a person's heart is blown up, his heart will flow out of his body." Do you know why birds always wake up so early in the morning? "I don't know." "Because they have to get up early to crow." 5 " I once had a dream to become one. But when I published my first book, I received a letter saying,'Congratulations, your work has been pirated 50 times.' 6 "Do you know why some people like to go to the toilet?" "I don't know." "Because they like to sit on the toilet and then suddenly stand up." 7 " I tried to commit suicide but I didn't succeed. But I want to know why." "Because you are too weak to commit suicide." "I once had a dream that I became a bird. Then I woke up and found that I had indeed become a bird." Do you know why some people like to read in the bathroom? "I don't know." "Because they like to read on the toilet." 10 " I tried to work in a bar but I had no experience. I asked my boss for leave and he asked me,'do you really want this job?' I said,'Yes I do want this job but I'm afraid I'll pass out there.' The boss replied,'Then you shouldn't be working in a bar. You should be working in a bar."