Tell me the longest funny story you know.2 answers
2024-10-29 20:06
Once there was a man who went to a zoo. He saw a giraffe and thought it would be fun to feed it a donut. So he climbed the fence, held out the donut. The giraffe just stared at him, then very slowly bent down and took the donut from his hand with its long tongue. But then it sneezed right in the man's face! The man was so startled that he fell backwards into a small pond full of ducks. The ducks quacked loudly as if scolding him for disturbing their peace. It was a hilarious mess.
Tell me a short funny love story you know.3 answers
2024-11-26 02:37
A guy was trying to impress his crush. He decided to show off his cooking skills. But when he made pancakes, they all came out in the shape of blobs. His crush walked in, saw the mess, and they both burst into laughter. After that, they cooked together and that's how their love story began.
Tell me a Rickey Henderson funny story you know.I heard a story about Rickey Henderson and his superstitions. He had this one pre - game ritual that involved wearing his socks in a very particular way. One day, his socks got mixed up in the laundry. He was so flustered but still tried to play the game. He ended up running the bases in a really comical way that day, as if his un - normal socks were throwing off his balance. His teammates were in stitches watching him.
Tell me a really funny bicycle story you know.2 answers
2024-11-22 07:42
A cyclist was racing in a local event. He was so focused on winning that he didn't notice a small dog running onto the track. Just as he was about to pass a competitor, the dog cut in front of him. He swerved so hard to avoid the dog that he went flying off his bike into a nearby haystack. His bike landed a few feet away, and he emerged from the haystack with straw all over him, much to the amusement of the spectators.
Tell me a waxing pot funny story you know.At a school play, they were using a waxing pot as a prop for a pretend magic show. But the boy who was supposed to be the magician accidentally dropped the pot on stage. The wax splattered all over the place and some of it even got on the other actors. They had to improvise and make it part of the 'chaotic magic' act. The audience thought it was all part of the show and laughed a great deal.
Tell me about 1 page funny stories you know.3 answers
2024-11-17 15:51
A cat once chased its own tail for hours. It thought it was some strange little creature. The owner just watched and laughed as the cat went round and round. It was so simple yet so funny.
Tell me a funny stun gun story you know.2 answers
2024-11-09 18:51
I know a story. A security guard at a mall was chasing a shoplifter. He reached for his stun gun but in his haste, he dropped it. The stun gun slid across the floor and directly hit the shoplifter's foot. The shoplifter screamed in pain and shock, thinking the guard had some super power to make the floor zap him. The guard was just as surprised as the shoplifter, but managed to catch him.
Tell me a david lloyd funny story you know.Maybe there was a time when David Lloyd was at a David Lloyd social event. He participated in a costume contest. He came dressed as a tennis ball, thinking it was a really original idea. But when he saw another person dressed as a tennis racket and they started 'playing' together in a very comical way, it made for a really funny scene.
Tell me mosy petty funny stories you know.I know a story where a man went fishing. He was so excited when he got a big tug on his line. But when he pulled it out, it was just an old boot with a fishbone stuck in it. He had been so sure it was a huge fish. And then there was the time when a little girl dressed up her dog as a princess for a 'doggie beauty pageant' in the neighborhood. The dog looked so ridiculous but also very adorable with a tiara and a pink tutu.
Tell me interesting funny love stories you know.A couple was on a hike. The guy was trying to be all macho and show off his wilderness skills. He ended up getting his foot stuck in a small stream. His girlfriend had to help him out while laughing her head off. This incident made their bond stronger as they realized they could be silly together and still support each other in any situation. It was a very endearing and funny love story.
