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Dillon, a captain at Eastern Airline and her to the Alba Consortium Group, was involved in a collision and was inflicted with amnesia. He only remembered Wendy, who, in her desperation to rescue him, died in the process. She was abandoned by a mean family. Later, she was inexplicably revived but suffered from a compulsion to die if Dillon did so. To save herself, Wendy became attached to Dillon! Debutantes cried and wailed: “Dillon wasn’t fool, but how could he have been taken in by that harlot?”At the same time, a thought come from dark is approaching: “Why don’t I take her back to my place and show her the same kindness?”…

Dongfang Feifei, the best actress of the Golden Tiger Award, is well-known for her beauty and love experience with playboys. But she goes back to her 17 after her rebirth. And she has to get into the Ivy league to avoid being killed. But in face of this situation, Dongfang Feifei shouts:" Gosh!" I'm not well-educated. How can I possibly make it?"

"By how can you give me up?" #Boss&Queen #Avenge #2020 Female Lead TOP 3 【Update: Mon Thu】"How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won't fall for the same tricks twice!

Experience the job as a driver and gain the reward of a Pagani. Experience the job as a university teacher and gain the reward of ten buildings. Experience the job as a landlord and gain 160 million dollars. Experience… This story is also called Why Are the People Who Like Me So Nice, Urban Beauties, and I Am Tired of Being Rich.

That day, something horrible happened at home... The big brother took his adopted little sister and ran away. They have lived under the name of “children of a murderer” ever since. During the days they spent together, they grew different concerns, and unspeakable feelings towards each other...

Empat gadis tiba-tiba menuju dalam perjalanan waktu tetapi hanya satu dari mereka yang adalah Dewi sejati yang telah ditunggu-tunggu akan kedatangannya. Ketika tiga gadis lainnya diambil untuk menjadi pengganti Dewi dan diberikan semua hak istimewa, Lin Xiaoqi tiba-tiba kehilangan kesempatan ... Tunggu, siapa pria yang datang entah dari mana dan bersumpah setia padanya ?! Autor: Fanqi Comic Studio, Tan Suo Xing, Lan zi

Tentara terkuat dan sekumpulan pahlawan ganas berjuang untuk negara mereka, berjuang untuk rakyat mereka! Hanya kematian yang bisa menghentikan mereka, dan mereka akan terus maju hingga titik terakhir! Ini adalah buku untuk para pria! Kisah yang sangat menegangkan!

Ini adalah dunia yang penuh dengan kekuatan spiritual dan kultivator. Ketika Wu Fu terlahir kembali sebagai remaja laki-laki, dia dengan tenang melihat ke langit, karena dia tahu dia telah memulai perjalanan baru menuju kejayaan! dia harus melenyapkan semua musuh di kehidupan sebelumnya dengan pedangnya!

Jiwaku berpindah ke tubuh seorang penjahat? Siapa sih yang merencanakan ini semua?! Aku bahkan merebut kekasih orang lain? Dan memiliki seorang kakak perempuan yang kuat? Kisah ini menjadi buruk dan semakin buruk! Bahkan ada ruang ilahi dan sepuluh ribu dunia baru? Aku pasti sedang bermimpi! Setelah memantapkan dirinya, Wu Ming akhirnya menerima perubahan ini dan melanjutkan perjalanannya ...

Dunia ini penuh dengan persaingan yang ketat, setiap orang digolong menurut status kultivasi dan seni beladiri mereka. Lin Feng datang ke dunia ini melalui perjalanan waktu setelah mengalami kecelakaan mobil dan jiwanya melekat pada seorang anak dari keluarga Lin. Agar tetap hidup, disini mereka saling membunuh satu sama lain bahkan mereka dari rumah atau sekte yang sama. Sekarang, Lin Feng bersumpah untuk tidak lagi diinjak di kehidupan barunya ini.