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Have you heard of the Hidden Moth? There are always such people in every era, as if they can move through the darkness without leaving a trace, appearing out of nowhere and disappearing suddenly. Now, He Kao's boss seems to be involved in an event caused by a Hidden Moth, and the last known Hidden Moth is He Kao's father. "Don't panic, please describe the incident, what about the apples?" "Before taking a shower, I cut a plate of apples and placed them on the coffee table. When I finished showering and came out, they had turned into a plate of tangerines, peeled tangerine segments!"

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Explore the universe in this bundled galactic adventure where the crew of the Gypsy Moth explore strange new worlds and fall in love along the way. First Mate's Accidental Wife: It was supposed to be a simple mission. Rescue a woman. Collect a reward. Instead he ends up accidentally married. The Cyborg's Stowaway: Craig 'Crank' Abrams has found a stowaway with the biggest damned eyes he's ever seen - and a way of tugging at his broken heart. The Captain's Secret Daughter: Captain Kobrah Jameson thought himself rid of the woman who betrayed him until the day she comes back - and she's not alone. Gypsy Moth is created by Eve Langlais, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"Misfit?.... What crappy Mark is this?" Kevin keeps complaining to the Eclipse System as he falls from the sky. His cozy apartment becomes open sky as he enters the Portal. "Am I going to die as soon as I enter the Portal, and become Moonchild?" I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

Dave Johnson is closing up his bar in the early hours of the morning when he rescues a young Goth who identifies himself only as Kyle. When Dave realizes Kyle has nowhere to go, he offers to let the young man stay at his place.<br><br>Kyle is sexy and surrounded by mystery, and rather tight-lipped about it all. But he soon worms his way into Dave's life and heart. Yet dark secrets have a way of coming out at the most inopportune times, and Kyle's past life may catch up to the men sooner than either of them expected.

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young researcher who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

As secrets unravel and loyalties are tested, love and deception collide in a dramatic tale of ambition and heart. Haram, an orphan with a tragic past, moves to the city and becomes the secretary to Leo, a reclusive billionaire heir. Despite his aloofness, Leo finds solace in anonymous online conversations with a mysterious girl, their bond deepening with plans to meet. Just as Haram and Leo start to navigate their complex feelings, a shocking twist threatens to unravel everything. An ex-girlfriend appears, bringing chaos and secrets that could destroy Leo's family and their fragile bond. Will Haram and Leo's love survive the storm, or will the weight of deceit tear them apart? Discover the gripping saga of "Love Postcard," where passion, power, and destiny collide in a tale of suspense and heartfelt discovery.