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Dave Johnson is closing up his bar in the early hours of the morning when he rescues a young Goth who identifies himself only as Kyle. When Dave realizes Kyle has nowhere to go, he offers to let the young man stay at his place.<br><br>Kyle is sexy and surrounded by mystery, and rather tight-lipped about it all. But he soon worms his way into Dave's life and heart. Yet dark secrets have a way of coming out at the most inopportune times, and Kyle's past life may catch up to the men sooner than either of them expected.

Prince Ethan wants to steal his brother’s happily ever after, and skilled but impoverished fairy godmother Jean may just be the only one who can help him. The two unlikely partners combine forces in a magical quest to alter the powerful Fate’s decision. But when a string of lies, betrayals, and changing emotions cloud Ethan and Jean’s deal, whose happy ending shall prevail? A fairy godmother for hire, a prince in love with his brother’s bride, an amnesiac princess, and a one million dollar deal. This is your not so fairly normal fairy tale.

In a world were everything seems real until you wake up and notice what is real and what is fake? But you only know one thing

Synopsis: Normal. He was normal. He was like any other person in the whole world. There was nothing interesting with him, just a guy with normal and simple goals and dreams... That's what Russell was. But then he met him. Colin Brooks, local loner and nobody. He doesn't care about anyone nor does anyone care about him. He was an outcast because... he wasn't like the norm. And Russell was intrigued by him and how he doesn't give a single fuck about anyone. He was always alone yet he was something else. Something that Russell can't really explain. He was... special in a way (Warning: -Bullying -Homophobia -Transphobia -Dead naming -Domestic Abuse -Racism -Bad Parenting -Character Death)

Gender doesn't justify SUCCESS. In this vast world now being overtaken by overwhelmingly numerous and rigorous technology, everyone has a fair chance to achieve SUCCESS to its core BLISS...

At first he didn't expect much from school. He simply wanted to live through highschool and move on. But what resulted was the complete restructure of society itself. With him at the epicenter of it. If the cover art belongs to you, Please dm through my Instagram 1billy_jack9. And I will take it down

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A world of gods and monsters grows bigger with each passing day. More secrets are uncovered and discoveries are made. More is learned about the world and it's inhabitants as a young man learns what exactly he is through pain and suffering. Though he is known by many names, they all point to one, snowy haired man. White hand, Venor Nox, Asher Cain, these are but names and do not do justice to the man himself. He has known suffering beyond comparison and all he wants is a life where he doesn't have to deal with loss. unfortunately for him, suffering and loss follow him like a dog and it's bone.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"