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Dave Johnson is closing up his bar in the early hours of the morning when he rescues a young Goth who identifies himself only as Kyle. When Dave realizes Kyle has nowhere to go, he offers to let the young man stay at his place.<br><br>Kyle is sexy and surrounded by mystery, and rather tight-lipped about it all. But he soon worms his way into Dave's life and heart. Yet dark secrets have a way of coming out at the most inopportune times, and Kyle's past life may catch up to the men sooner than either of them expected.

Prince Ethan wants to steal his brother’s happily ever after, and skilled but impoverished fairy godmother Jean may just be the only one who can help him. The two unlikely partners combine forces in a magical quest to alter the powerful Fate’s decision. But when a string of lies, betrayals, and changing emotions cloud Ethan and Jean’s deal, whose happy ending shall prevail? A fairy godmother for hire, a prince in love with his brother’s bride, an amnesiac princess, and a one million dollar deal. This is your not so fairly normal fairy tale.

In a world were everything seems real until you wake up and notice what is real and what is fake? But you only know one thing

Synopsis: Normal. He was normal. He was like any other person in the whole world. There was nothing interesting with him, just a guy with normal and simple goals and dreams... That's what Russell was. But then he met him. Colin Brooks, local loner and nobody. He doesn't care about anyone nor does anyone care about him. He was an outcast because... he wasn't like the norm. And Russell was intrigued by him and how he doesn't give a single fuck about anyone. He was always alone yet he was something else. Something that Russell can't really explain. He was... special in a way (Warning: -Bullying -Homophobia -Transphobia -Dead naming -Domestic Abuse -Racism -Bad Parenting -Character Death)

Gender doesn't justify SUCCESS. In this vast world now being overtaken by overwhelmingly numerous and rigorous technology, everyone has a fair chance to achieve SUCCESS to its core BLISS...

At first he didn't expect much from school. He simply wanted to live through highschool and move on. But what resulted was the complete restructure of society itself. With him at the epicenter of it. If the cover art belongs to you, Please dm through my Instagram 1billy_jack9. And I will take it down

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A world of gods and monsters grows bigger with each passing day. More secrets are uncovered and discoveries are made. More is learned about the world and it's inhabitants as a young man learns what exactly he is through pain and suffering. Though he is known by many names, they all point to one, snowy haired man. White hand, Venor Nox, Asher Cain, these are but names and do not do justice to the man himself. He has known suffering beyond comparison and all he wants is a life where he doesn't have to deal with loss. unfortunately for him, suffering and loss follow him like a dog and it's bone.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...