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Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

Limang taon na ang nakalipas, matapos ang isang aksidente sa kotse, si Ye Fan ay bumagsak mula sa isang mahiwagang henyo tungo sa isang "hangal"! Limang taon ang lumipas, sa parehong araw, ang kanyang pitong nakatatandang kapatid at tatlong tiyuhin ay namatay sa larangan ng digmaan, isang pamilya ng sampung tapat na martir! Sa burol, kinansela ng kasintahan ni Ye Fan ang kanilang kasunduan. Ang nakamamanghang hipag ay nagdeklara sa mismong lugar, "Kung ayaw mo siyang pakasalan, ako na lang! Ako ay handang ipagpatuloy ang lahi ng Pamilyang Ye..." Nakaramdam ng pagkabalisa si Ye Fan, "Sister-in-law, huwag po. Hindi na talaga ako hangal!"

Il y a cinq ans, après un accident de voiture, Ye Fan est passé d'un prodige démoniaque à un "idiot" ! Cinq ans plus tard, le même jour, ses sept frères aînés et trois oncles ont tous péri sur le champ de bataille, une famille de dix martyrs loyaux ! Lors des funérailles, la fiancée de Ye Fan a rompu leurs fiançailles. La superbe belle-sœur a déclaré sur place, "Si vous ne vouliez pas l'épouser, je le ferai ! Je suis prête à perpétuer la lignée de la Famille Ye..." Ye Fan se sentait mal à l'aise, "Belle-sœur, s'il vous plaît, ne faites pas ça. Je ne suis vraiment plus un idiot !"

The contracted book "Why Are MILFs Obsessed With Me?!" is not actually an original work. It is a machine translation of 叶辰风流（幻辰风流）by 瘦不了 (Ye Chen's Debauchery by Shou Bu Liao) Original Synopsis: Ye Chen's Debauchery, also known as Huan Chen's Debauchery, tells the story of Ye Chen, born into a prominent family, the Ye family, one of the four most powerful families in Huahai City. As the direct descendant of the family master, he was given the imposing and meaningful name "Chen", clearly bearing high hopes. However, Ye Chen's grandfather, Ye Zhenhua, disliked him and strictly forbade him from practicing the Ye family's mental methods since childhood. He also ordered his mother, Luo Xue, to take their children away from the Ye family... Ye Chen had a wet dream and accidentally ejaculated onto an antique lotus jade tablet, which unlocked his supernatural powers. He could no longer control his desire for women, especially mature women... Original book is utterly massive (more than 4 million words with 1066 chapters) and quite repetitive and I doubt even this translator has read all of it. Only thing the original had going for it which was the wholesome wincest, has been half heartedly stripped out from this by making the main character adapted out of nowhere (turning him from Ye Chen to Su Chen). So I'm just uploading this because I dislike him censoring on top of claiming it as his original work (I wouldn't have bothered if it was just one of these reasons) and my comments and reviews don't stay in that book for long. Google the following to find a good source for the original 叶辰风流（幻辰风流） 瘦不了 site:uaa(.)com

Vor 5 Jahren fiel Ye Fan nach einem Autounfall von einem dämonischen Wunderkind zu einem „Idioten“! 5 Jahre später, am selben Tag, kamen seine 7 älteren Brüder und 3 Onkel alle auf dem Schlachtfeld ums Leben, eine Familie von 10 treuen Märtyrern! Bei der Beerdigung löste Ye Fans Verlobte ihre Verlobung auf. Die atemberaubende Schwägerin erklärte auf der Stelle: „Wenn du ihn nicht heiraten wolltest, werde ich ihn heiraten! Ich bin bereit, die Linie der Ye Familie fortzuführen ...“ Ye Fan fühlte sich unwohl: „Schwägerin, bitte tu das nicht. Ich bin wirklich kein Idiot mehr!“

Description “Master, the people from the Zhuang family have come to cancel the engagement.” “My fiancé whose beauty was said to be capable of causing the downfall of a city, finally decided to throw me away?” “I think so.” “I want to see this legendary beauty, and confirm whether this bastard is really great as people say, to have no flaws in all 360 degrees, a picturesque appearance however you look at him; does he need me to help him open the corner of his eyes (Epicanthoplasty) or reshape his chin (Genioplasty)?” “Actually, he didn’t come.” “He didn’t? He didn’t even come to cancel the engagement? What a wicked b*tch.” “He definitely will get karma.” Associated Name 重生之废材来袭 Author Ye Yiluo 叶忆落

“Aku ingin menikah dengannya!” “Tuan Muda Ye, orang itu adalah keturunan kaya generasi kedua, generasi ketiga dari keluarga pendiri, putra bangsawan terkenal dari Beijing. Dia tidak akan menikahimu.” “Kenapa tidak? Aku tampan dan pintar, dengan seratus strategi dalam satu langkah!” “Tuan Muda Ye, Tuan Muda Bai bukanlah seseorang yang bisa Anda idamkan.”

Rumor has it that the empire’s first general, Shen Chengfeng, has a quirk that does not allow anyone to touch his body! But on a certain day, not only did he touch people, but also slept with a certain person! For countless generations, it is rumored that the empire’s well-known Xiao family only had sons who became generals. But the fact is, they actually have a daughter named Xiao Jing! However, she must dress as a man to become a young soldier. Anybody who will have a contact with Shen Chengfeng’s skin will die. This is the secret of the Shen family that cannot be disclosed. Xiao Jing, however, was careless and touched the general’s body everywhere! The Shen family is well aware of the fact that Shen Chengfeng’s both hands are like strong sulfuric acid. Once touched, even the bones will not be saved. Xiao Jing, however, was not paying attention and touched him all over! The Shen family understood that the body of the imperial general is special and cannot have a wife and children in this life. However, one day, the general suddenly announced that he is going to marry a certain soldier! In other words… Xiao Jing didn’t have a choice but to disguise herself as a man to become a soldier. Unexpected events led her to have physical encounters with the empire’s most distinguished general, Shen Chengfeng. However, unknown to the public, this military master has a mysterious secret – anything that he touches would all turn to ash! Surprisingly, Xiao Jing was an exception! How will our hardworking Xiao Jing keep her little secret hidden when Shen Chengfeng is constantly keeping an eye on her? And how will our formidable general react when a certain soldier is not affected by his supernatural ability? (definitely not my story) 军爷撩妻之情不自禁

Description Rumor has it that the empire’s first general, Shen Chengfeng, has a quirk that does not allow anyone to touch his body! But on a certain day, not only did he touch people, but also slept with a certain person! … For countless generations, it is rumored that the empire’s well-known Xiao family only had sons who became generals. But the fact is, they actually have a daughter named Xiao Jing! However, she must dress as a man to become a young soldier. … Anybody who will have a contact with Shen Chengfeng’s skin will die. This is the secret of the Shen family that cannot be disclosed. Xiao Jing, however, was careless and touched the general’s body everywhere! … The Shen family is well aware of the fact that Shen Chengfeng’s both hands are like strong sulfuric acid. Once touched, even the bones will not be saved. Xiao Jing, however, was not paying attention and touched him all over! … The Shen family understood that the body of the imperial general is special and cannot have a wife and children in this life. However, one day, the general suddenly announced that he is going to marry a certain soldier! In other words… Xiao Jing didn’t have a choice but to disguise herself as a man to become a soldier. Unexpected events led her to have physical encounters with the empire’s most distinguished general, Shen Chengfeng. However, unknown to the public, this military master has a mysterious secret – anything that he touches would all turn to ash! Surprisingly, Xiao Jing was an exception! How will our hardworking Xiao Jing keep her little secret hidden when Shen Chengfeng is constantly keeping an eye on her? And how will our formidable general react when a certain soldier is not affected by his supernatural ability? Associated Names 军爷撩妻之情不自禁 -->All Credit Belongs to the Author, Original Translator /Publisher ----------------------------------------------- Please also support, like/heart and follow ---------------> https://novel.babelchain.org/books/jun-ye-can-t-help-but-tease-his-wife/chapters *Machine Translations* Edited by @your_big_brother

“Aku ingin menikahinya!” “Tuan Muda Ye, orang itu adalah generasi kedua yang kaya, generasi ketiga dari keluarga pendiri, putra bangsawan Beijing yang terkenal. Dia tidak akan menikahimu.” “Kenapa tidak? Aku tampan dan pintar, dengan seratus strategi dalam satu langkah!” “Tuan Muda Ye, Tuan Muda Bai bukanlah seseorang yang bisa kamu idamkan.” Note: This is not my novel. It not for my own gain.