george carlin and religion

[Warning: R-18 Content] "What do you mean I can't hit 1 million subs before the end of this winter? Are you serious?" "If you're not donating, you're basically freeloading, guys." "Imagine not being a subscriber… couldn't be me." "Can we get some Fs in the chat for these noobs who can't keep up?" Reborn in a land of swords and magic called Oceros, Dilhan, a former streamer from a strange world called Earth, decided to make a living by streaming since that was the only thing he knew how to do. But this land, Oceros, was a world of a Souls-like action RPG game called "Blighted" that Dilhan had played before he died on Earth after exploding a nerve while stuck on the same boss for an entire day. Despite all of this he decided to live a normal life as a streamer but what was this? Instead of building a channel and gaining fame, he began attracting crazy followers and insane women seeking his "bodily blessings." People started treating him like a god and treating him like some kind of a messiah, while others labelled him a heretic and attempted to kill him. Did he understand all of this when he decided to hit that "Start Streaming" button? This is Dilhan's journey to become the first streamer in the land of Oceros, a world plagued by a being known as the Harbinger. Will he become the first streamer in this world, or will he become something more to its people? *** Author's Note: —This story has R-18 elements to it, but no netorare (NTR), or Yuri(Lesbian). —This story is a work of fiction and all the character names, locations, ages, and events depicted are purely the product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real-world events or locations, is entirely coincidental. —18+ chapters will be marked. Disclaimer:- Some of the illustrations are not mine, so if you want me to remove them please contact me via Discord. Join the Discord for Illustrations and updates:- https://discord.gg/kHNVDfBTJr Hope you enjoy this work! Thank you for reading as always:)

Trust me this novel will change your life into heaven. This novel is much different from others. It is full of astonishing twists, romance, action, mystery, and thriller. This novel is based on a fantastic life journey from a 4-year-old boy to a gentleman in which he discovers his real identity. In this journey, he went through many challenges first he got brothers then fell in love with a girl got heartbroken, married then divorced. he faced many betrayals but at last, he met his true love, a Muslim woman from Pakistan as his wife after he turned MUSLIM.

Kami is a normal 18-year-old high school boy on his way home after he got dumped by his girlfriend. In a small back alley, truck-kun lurks for him and transports him to a world where he has to build a world religion from scratch?! Note: Kami does not have a real physical body (yet) - it's my first time writing, so the summary is a little bit short - please try to survive the first chapters. My writing will get better. I promise -> If you read the first chapters before the 24th of June, please check them out again! - newest chapters are about >1000 words

The novel examines a futuristic society, called the World State, that revolves around science and efficiency. In this society, emotions and individuality are conditioned out of children at a young age, and there are no lasting relationships because “every one belongs to every one else”

This is a fanfic story of how George Weasley and my OC character, Lily Snow, first met and how their relationship grew. Please enjoy reading this and if you have ideas of how I should make it better, please feel free to share them.

They shot Maya on her living room floor. Damon watched his wife bleed out into the shattered china. He choked on the dirty rag tied through his teeth, waiting for the boots to reach his seven-year-old daughter. They came for the Artifact he unearthed. ​The parasitic alien artifact on his coffee table wasn't a weapon. It was a cage. When Damon broke his chair and the relic fell, his spine tore open. Neon cubic tentacles dripping code erupted from his vertebrae to catch the stone mid-air. ​[HOST BIOLOGY COMPROMISED. INTEGRATING FOUNDER CLASS: KHAN. INITIALIZING F-RANK.] Khan freshly escaped from Hell gets funneled straight into Damon. The ancient king woke up expecting a cosmic war. Instead, Khan took one look at the sky, demanded a top-shelf drink, and decided modern Manhattan was a perfectly acceptable beginning. The system have Damon Ghostwire, it does not mend flesh for free. To survive the integration, Damon is forced to unhinge his own jaw, bite through an IMMORTAL's skull, and swallow their crystalized heart to steal the stats underneath. ​The system runs on progress. Every surge of stolen power rewrites Damon's biology, packing dense new muscle onto his frame. Damon white-knuckles his strict boundaries, but Khan operates exactly like the conqueror he was. The dead king uses a [VASSAL PACT] to butcher IMMORTAL patriarchs and bind the women of their ancient families to his own bloodline. Brooke—a bartender who claimed his bed and ripped a plundered legacy out of an IMMORTAL's chest for herself—is the violent foundation of that slow-burning empire. ​The bastards hunting his child just changed the rules. The first Dimensional Gate tears open tonight. ​The system wants a harvest. It is getting a slaughterhouse. And at the top of the food chain, something with wings is watching Damon climb. ---- - Deep cosmic conspiracies tied to religions and myths. - Extremely slow burn Harem, first 40 chapters is only Brooke and Maya. - Blunt-Force Progression: No elegant spellcasting or sparkly magic. - Gore, Violence, Foul language and Sex. All serving a purpose. - 18+ - Grimdark Setting but optimistic undertones.

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"