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Wise-cracking Wiley Cantrell is loud and roaringly outrageous -- and he needs to be to keep his deeply religious neighbors and family in the Deep South at bay. A failed writer on food stamps, Wiley works a minimum wage job and barely manages to keep himself and his deaf son, Noah, more than a stone’s throw away from Dumpster-diving.<br><br>Noah was a meth baby and has the birth defects to prove it. He sees how lonely his father is and tries to help him find a boyfriend while Wiley struggles to help Noah have a relationship with his incarcerated mother, who believes the best way to feed a child is with a slingshot. No wonder Noah becomes Wiley’s biggest supporter when Boston nurse Jackson Ledbetter walks past Wiley’s cash register and sets his sugar tree on fire.<br><br>Jackson falls like a wet mule wearing concrete boots for Wiley’s sense of humor. And while Wiley represents much of the best of the South, Jackson is hiding a secret that could threaten this new family in the making.<br><br>When North meets South, the cultural misunderstandings are many, but so are the laughs, and the tears, but, as they say down in Dixie, it’s all good.

Lin Tian, a calculating programmer from modern Earth, is reborn into a world of soaring cultivation and dangerous political intrigue. He arrives as an infant son in the prestigious but imperiled Lin General Clan, armed with the ultimate cheat: the Heaven-Shaking Dao System (HSDS). His talent is instantly set to MAX, ensuring instantaneous comprehension of every technique and Dao. With the Observer's Eye, he can see the hidden "Dao Code" of all existence, instantly identifying the flaws in enemies, pills, and spiritual treasures. Before he can crawl, he uses his Perfect Foundation Protocol to silently shatter a deadly political scheme targeting his father, General Lin Zhao. Watch as Lin Tian defies all bottlenecks, optimizes his path through the Mortal Realm, effortlessly crushes the geniuses of the Cloud Heavens, and ascends to challenge the very laws governing the Nine Heavens and the Primal Void. His journey is not just one of ascension, but one of optimization—breaking the cosmic code itself on his path to becoming the Omni-Lord!

Arthur woke up in another world and found the people here... poor in imagination, it was almost heartbreaking. They called a tiny glowing ball the size of a ping-pong ball "a genius." They called a few fallen leaves floating in the air "a miracle." Just one "Fireball" had the whole school buzzing for three days and three nights. Really? Arthur's mind held a complete D&D magic system, from 1st-level spells to 9th-level spells, from elements to forbidden arts. He could pull any one of them out and destroy the competition like it was nothing. At the "Self-Created Magic" ceremony, the students took turns, using every trick they knew. Light spells, splashing water, gentle breezes... The crowd cheered, clapping until their hands hurt. Then came Arthur, the school's most famous "Double-F Failure." Everyone was ready to laugh. He placed his hand on the Awakening Stone, and in his mind, an image flashed, one the people of this world wouldn't even dare to dream about: Four burning meteors tore through the sky and fell from above. "Meteor Blast." The Awakening Stone exploded right then and there. The sky turned blood-red, and magic ran wild for ten miles in every direction. Everyone fell to their knees. The room went dead silent. Right after, the Grand Prophecy kicked in, shouting the news to the entire continent: "Kingdom of Oran, Arthur Voss, has created a 9th-Level Forbidden Spell—Meteor Blast!" The Pope was stunned. The Archmage Saint lost his cool. The Imperial Saintess rushed over overnight. Arthur just rubbed his temples, sighed, and said: "You guys are so bad at imagining things. I really didn't mean to bully you."

Crossing from one universe to another should be an exciting adventure right? Well for Daelos it's nothing but a bother. Losing his hi-tech lifestyle and having to a adapt to a fantasy world is only the start of his problems. Also on royalroad.

A guy named Brandon Stops shaking, wakes up to find his family being held hostage by Racist American Cops, and he's gonna thug it out with those cops for sure.

When Bai Huali's older sister decided to jump off a cliff in order to join her dead husband due to the pressure of being a new sect leader, Bai Huali finds herself full and busy with the child her sister left behind for her to take care of. With no time to mourn or grieve for her family's tragedy and her sister's death, Bai Huali finds herself becoming the new sect leader and drowning herself in immense office reports and meetings. However, becoming a sect leader comes with a price as Bai Huali had to conceal her gender and take on the role of a male. With family members gone, a clan exterminated, and a sect with only a maximum of five people, can Bai Huali bring prosperity back to the merpeople? Follow Bai Huali as she has to adapt to living on two legs daily, sleeping in the waters with a tail, and take care of a non-stop wailing baby. "Sect Leader Bai, I see that you have your hands currently preoccupied, may I assist you?" the beaming smile of the other leader had Bai Huali itching to smack it off. Knowing that what she did would not deter the man, Bai Huali simply waved him off and told him to help with the reports. Caught off-guard, Bai Huali blinked before feeling something brush past her lips. "Did you just...?" The other sect leader leaned back and said nothing as he smiled brightly and headed to her office to work on the paperwork leaving Bai Huali standing there. "Jiujiu!" A quiet voice called out making her look down to the owner's voice. "Why is your face so red?" Bai Huali only looked away as to not show her nephew her current appearance. *I do not own the cover picture and do not know the owner of the picture to give credit to. If you know the owner and know that they wouldn't want me to use their picture, please tell me and I will remove it immediately and give them their rightful credit.

Don't laugh on people but laugh with people

Cries and sobs echoed all around, and he sat alone in a corner, silently weeping. Today, he had lost his only support—his mother. From childhood till now, she had been his whole world. His father had passed away before he was even born. The relatives had long turned their backs, and now only the neighbors were there, offering him condolences. But some pains are too deep for words to heal. He wasn’t just carrying his mother’s coffin on his shoulders—he was burying his entire world.

What we can see is what you cannot, what you see as fiction is what we see as reality. Yet, are we right?

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!