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Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for killing a Beast King above your level. Rewarding a tenfold amplification: Acquired an Immortal Body and sixty years of cultivation base!" Listening to the system prompt in his mind, Qin Yang stared at the large cockroach he had just stomped to death, looking completely bewildered. "Alert! A Beast Emperor-level Star Beast has been detected! Host, please flee immediately, or you will be torn to pieces!" Qin Yang looked at the tiny purple spider in front of him, a giant question mark hanging over his head—You call this thing a Beast Emperor? Later, inside the library, Qin Yang was reading a book when a little girl walked in. "Ding! The aura of a Female Emperor has been detected. Host, please kowtow and acknowledge her as your master immediately for a limitless future!" Qin Yang looked at the innocent young girl earnestly reading her book, his expression turning stiff. There is seriously something wrong with this system!!！

"What are the odds of gods for not putting me on the top? Screw it! Let's hatch a plot blacker than a kettle calling a pot!" Enter MFX90! Preferred referral, MF! Not that Mother******. First letter: 'Messiah'! Second letter: 'Father'! Why? Because you'll be calling her Daddy!—Despite choosing to stay female for psychological advantage to many heroes and transmigators along the way who find her scrumptious. A poet who'd lull you with flowery words before crushing it. A psychologist where lies and truths are but the same as myth. A strategist who controls the marionette like a pirouette. And a devil who hates hubris to the core. Living in a chaotic world with Usurpers and Angels trying to ram each other like batteries, with an ounce of stupidity faster than the reeling tape of misery. That 'MF' is the exemplar of perfection! Because it will be impossible to defeat a cultivator with just a little tinker on her genes. Who would have thought that being able to harness the harness proved to be horrifyingly destructive? This advocate of determination deem herself as a Skillionaire, collecting every knowledge and capabilities just to categorize them into 'Skill' within her brain. An internal system she created for herself to ease her lunatic tendency of human experimentation. But this 'MF' has a horrible glaring weakness. She has stage fright. ------------ [Sometimes contain mature, triggering, gore, and questionable content. Read at your own direction] [Checking the Tags before reading is advised] ------------ The cover illustration belongs to its respective creator. ------------ Craving for more something less obscene but still with the same smart and interesting protagonist? Try my "Re: Tentacles System"!

Walking in on her boyfriend and cousin having sex and exposing their plans to get rid of her... Shi Xue was heartbroken. Due to her shock, she knocked over a vase. Since the plan had been exposed... She is on the run for her life. Her dad passed away several years ago, and her so called family members were after her inheritance. After running for god knows how long, she was struck in the back of her head by a man dressed in black. "Hehe... I'm too tired from playing cat and mouse with you... since you are unconscious.. I shall drown you and have you die a more peaceful way." In this fateful night, the handsome man was out on his private cruise dealing with his "business" with the spies he found from his company. As he was staring at the ruthless torturous methods used on the spies to make them talk.. he heard .. "help... me." How much did she hear and who was she? Just when he was about to toss her off the cruise... he recognized her ... the coldness of his eyes melted away as he gently embraced the girl to his body. "Shi... Xue...?"

Walking in on her boyfriend and cousin having sex and exposing their plans to get rid of her... Shi Xue was heartbroken. Due to her shock, she knocked over a vase. Since the plan had been exposed... She is on the run for her life. Her dad passed away several years ago, and her so called family members were after her inheritance. After running for god knows how long, she was struck in the back of her head by a man dressed in black. "Hehe... I'm too tired from playing cat and mouse with you... since you are unconscious.. I shall drown you and have you die a more peaceful way." In this fateful night, the handsome man was out on his private cruise dealing with his "business" with the spies he found from his company. As he was staring at the ruthless torturous methods used on the spies to make them talk.. he heard . "help... me." How much did she hear and who was she? Just when he was about to toss her off the cruise... he recognized her ... the coldness of his eyes melted away as he gently embraced the girl to his body. "Shi... Xue...?"

[At the crossroads of 35, you look at your parents' expectant gazes and agree to a blind date. After arriving at the blind date venue, you discover that the girl is actually your childhood sweetheart.] [Treat Li Zhi, whom you haven't seen in a long time, to a meal. Reward: 1000 Yuan.] 18-year-old Shen Yuan looked at his deskmate, Li Zhi, and couldn't help but fall into silence. Did this system arrive too early? But that wasn't the main point. Shen Yuan looked at Li Zhi and said seriously, "Li Zhi, from reading your face, you'll still be unmarried at 35." Li Zhi sneered: "I'll predict your long life: in the ground by 35."

Quiana Sutton and Durrell Landon have been secretly married for three years, with Quiana Sutton silently playing the role of his first love's stand-in. Until she learns his ex is returning, and she decides it's time to divorce and move on. But on the day of their divorce, Durrell Landon gets into a car accident and loses his memory. Now amnesiac, he insists they're soulmates and refuses the divorce—declaring his undying love and devotion. One day, Quiana Sutton realizes he never lost his memory and was just manipulating her. She cuts ties, focuses on her career, and demands the divorce. Durrell Landon's elaborate schemes backfire, and he's left on a long, hard road to win her back, finally realizing that honesty is the only way.

Thunder Demon: Strawhat Luffy- In the story, Luffy eats the Goro-Goro no mi, a Logia-type Devil Fruit, transforming his body into the Lightning Man rather than the Rubber Man in the canon. Luffy's remarkable talent for using Haki at a young age catches the attention of Shanks, who takes him under his wing on their sailing adventures. Their purpose is to train Luffy's abilities. With these changes, Luffy's adventures take on a whole new level of excitement. Discover how Luffy's newfound powers make him truly overpowered (#LuffyOP), and witness his intellect and cunning in action. If you enjoy this fanfic, please give it review and give power stones. Get ready to embark on Luffy's thrilling journey, where he proves to be both incredibly powerful and strategically astute.

A single sentence shattered her world: “Not worthy of pride.” Those words echoed in her mind, leaving her feeling like a ghost, drifting through life without purpose. She retreated into the shadows, her small room becoming a sanctuary of silence, where the outside world felt like a distant dream. Days blurred together, each one a reminder of her isolation. But then came the soft knock at her door, a gentle interruption to her solitude. A delivery boy named Kaito, with his quirky sticky notes and warm smile, brought a spark of light into her darkness. “If you like sweets, I’ll bring melon bread tomorrow,” he wrote, his words wrapping around her heart like a comforting embrace. His kindness was a lifeline, a reminder that she was seen, even when she felt invisible. Each note was a small treasure, igniting a flicker of hope within her. Why did he care? His presence stirred something deep inside her, a longing for connection she thought she had lost forever. When her money ran out and she felt the weight of despair, Kaito didn’t turn away. Instead, he offered her a chance—a job at his grandmother’s bakery. The thought of stepping outside filled her with both fear and excitement. The world that once felt so daunting began to shimmer with possibility. As she took that first step into the sunlight, her heart raced. Kaito’s gaze met hers, and in that moment, she felt a spark of recognition, as if they were two souls intertwined by fate. Memories of laughter and warmth flooded back, whispering of a past she had buried deep. Who are you? she wondered, her heart swelling with a mix of fear and hope. With each passing day, the walls around her heart began to crumble, and the secrets of their shared history beckoned her to explore. Would she find the courage to embrace this connection, to uncover the love that had been waiting for her all along?

Skylar is a young seventeen years old girl, who had her fate written in her name even before she was born. Her normal life did not last long, and before she knew what she was stepping into, she had to come across the world where dangers were fighting to get in her way. The creepy childhood of Skylar only got harder when she became a teen. Trying to have a normal life, hiding secrets from her very best friends, was harder than she hoped to be. School was the same to Skylar, but not for long. She had many doubts wherever she turned. Skylar suspects a teacher and things do not work well to prove the teacher’s innocence as well. Fighting along with her very best friends, Skylar tries to stay undercover, but for how long, she does not know. Her nightmares and her scars leave her marked forever, and for the beautiful girl with blue eyes, that is not the only worst and cruel thing to happen. Fighting devils, demons and more nameless and surprising creatures, Skylar has to learn more about the world that is unique only to her. She thinks that she knows a lot, but to be honest, what she knows does not even reach to a decimal level of what she does not know. How will Skylar learn what she does not know? What happens to her when her enemies find out about her thirst for knowledge and her weaknesses that shakes her to the root, making her afraid? Having enemies all around her, there are only a few people whom she could actually call as her family. Even from all the people she loves, the only relation she has to herself is her father. Skylar loves her father the most, and will he be her weakest point one day? Or will her best friend Reese come between her, when she stands in the danger's way, fighting for what she knows is right? Will Skylar let others sacrifice themselves for her sake? What will she do when she is put in a test where her emotions, strength and mental power is tested? Dwell in... 'cause this is her story. Devil Says 'H!'