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"Rascal, I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Yang Luo's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Yang Luo went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World. And in the end, Dragon City was destroyed. Then, Meng Chao was reborn after Dragon City was destroyed, and he returned to the time fifty years after Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. But he was not alone, he returned with a system named Kindling, who told him that he can become stronger if he contributed to society. So Meng Chao swore that he would become stronger. In the beginning, he only wanted to make small contributions to the society by teaching them technology, martial arts, and skills from the future, and in the end, everything snowballed from there, and he found that… Earthlings were really insane.

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you. Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me! Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Smug face! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boot! Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together! Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: So what about us younger ones? Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

Drama-Queen FL × Ice-King ML = Chaos, Cash, and Candy-Sweet Love Rong Qingqing swears she’s a self-made woman—until her life-extending system starts issuing daily shopping lists. System: Make Shen Jue spend ¥1 on you. System: Make Shen Jue clear your cart. System: Make Shen Jue buy you a yacht, an island, a star. Shen Jue (stoic billionaire): You’re fantasizing. Rong Qingqing: No purchase, no kiss. Shen Jue: Card or digital? Every swipe buys her another hour to live—and another blush.

After a seven-day slumber, Chen Yun discovers that his body is undergoing inexplicable metamorphoses that cannot be explained by science. Evolving flesh, unimaginable abilities, mystical secrets... All his previous pursuits now seem trivial, including money and career. The existence of a mythical realm in fantasy also doesn't seem too far off.

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "...I have to choose a King Consort right now?!" No sooner did the young woman from Earth awake in the body of Empress Isabelle of Nevremia than she was informed she'd have to choose a King Consort to keep her throne. While she was still trying to get used to her new body, new world, and new position, her advisors insisted she marry some stranger to retain her power. "But don't Empresses get to make the rules?" As Isabelle Von Nevremia. not only is she the revered empress of a powerful country, but she has access to a special status system, which allows her to read people's names, skills, moods, and even their kinks. As well as that, there's some kind of mysterious 'challenge' system that awards her 'skill points' for successfully completing challenges. ...But all the challenges are just seducing people. How tacky... "...If I'm going to be Empress, then I won't have a king! I'm going to have a harem!"

After transmigrating through ten years and silently registering his name at the Shanmen for ten years, the system finally issued Ye Changge his first task: to take in some disciples! Disciple One: A very ordinary mortal who carries an axe every day, cutting down trees, carrying water, and usually eats ordinary food. A few years later, Disciple One left the mountain and destroyed the sky and earth as well as shattered the heavens with a slash of his axe... Disciple Two: born evil and with the appearance of a young emperor, he once traveled through the Central Region and suppressed the younger generation, with no one being of match for him... Disciple Three: the reincarnation of an empress. In her previous life, she had fought in a bloody battle to the ends of the heavens and had seen "the other shore"... In this lifetime within the Cangyun Secret Realm, Ye Changge's cultivation had reached a point where he has overcome all worldly thoughts and attained sainthood. "As a teacher, I won't be lax any longer. From today on, in the Eastern Region, I'll have the final say!" Thousands of years later, his disciples left the Eastern Region one after another. They were so powerful that they shook the mountains and rivers. Ye Changge sat on the hill alone and played the piano as he sighed, "My disciples are insane!"

<p style="text-align:justify;" size="1" _root="[object Object]" __ownerid="undefined" __hash="undefined" __altered="false"><span style="background-color:#ffffff">*Days</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">ago，she</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">is</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">the</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">CEO</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">of</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">the</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">rich and powerful family.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:#ffffff">Now,in</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">order</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">to save her family. she is</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">willing to offer everything to</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">her</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">fiance which she already knew he had already</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">betrayed</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">her.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:#ffffff">Such poor girl,it</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">turns</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">out</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">nobody</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">is</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">willing</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">to</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">give</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">her</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">a</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">hand.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:#ffffff">Until that</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">rainy day，when she thought she had already lost hope</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">they</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">had</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">their</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">first night.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:#ffffff">Just like that,our sweet loving story</span> <span style="background-color:#ffffff">starts</span> from here...</p>

Translation by EkkoTheDemon —— 【Druid + Cultivation + Farming + Beast Taming】 The Incident: You have transmigrated into a world of immortal cultivation, yet you have obtained the Druid profession from a Western fantasy world! And then... 【Wild Shape】 Transform into the Sea-Riling Flood Dragon, the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wield the power of primordial divine beasts! 【Animal Companion】 Form a contract with the Nine-Colored Deer to share the talent 「Nine-Colored Holy Spirit」! Contract Empress Shiji to share the talent 「Golden Stone Physique」! 【Summon Treant】 Have you ever seen a Treant warrior stronger than a divine beast? Fusang Tree Warriors, Bodhi Tree Warriors... transform and strike! From that moment on, a gradually preposterous Druid Cultivator appeared... Enemy: "There is something seriously wrong with you as a cultivator! Who on earth cultivates like that?" Bystander: "What? He is the man who started with a single box of bees and ended up building the strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the Immortal Realm?" Qi Ping: "This is the correct way to play a Druid!" —— 【The False Druid】 Hiding in primordial forests + contracting wild leopards and bears + transforming into Bear-Droids and Cat-Droids + nurturing ancient wood warriors... 【The True Druid】 Natural Sanctuary + Emerald Dream = The strongest Daoist Sanctuary in the cultivation world! Contracting the Nine-Colored Elk, the Qilin Divine Beast, the Ancient Heavenly Phoenix... and the Nine-Tailed Spirit Fox! Transforming into the World-Chaos Demonic Ape, the Divine Bird Golden Crow... and wielding the power of primordial divine beasts! Nurturing million-year-old Fusang Wood, the Heaven-Reaching World Tree, Calamity-Averting Bamboo... and Bodhi Tree Warriors! —— Currently contracted animal companions: Golden Marrow Bees, Li-Fire Crow, Immortal-Baffling Spirit Fox, Hundred-Eyed Flower Demon, Primordial Stone Essence, Three-Colored Deer... (For every animal companion contracted, an additional Spirit Beast Talent can be shared!) —— Original Title: "The Farming Druid of the Cultivation World, Starting from Bee-Keeping"

After an unexpected awakening, Naomi Kenway discovered she was the villainous supporting female character in a book. She took her son to participate in a parent-child variety show, only to become the heroine's complete foil. The heroine, a hardworking and kind stepmother in a wealthy family, became an internet sensation with her close partnership with her stepson. Meanwhile, Naomi Kenway was lazy and selfish. Not only did she neglect her child, leaving him unkempt, but she was also doxxed by the entire internet for casually hitting and scolding him, earning the title of "the most malicious mother in history." After the variety show ended, Naomi Kenway was forced to divorce her wealthy husband and ended up living under a bridge. Her own son, due to childhood trauma, developed depression and committed suicide by jumping off a building in the prime of his life at eighteen. To prevent this tragedy from happening, she decided to strive desperately to be a good mother. During the recording of "My Super Mom": In a cooking competition, while everyone praised the heroine's delicious braised pork, Naomi Kenway glanced at it and calmly said, "Excessive fat intake is not good for a child's digestion." She then handed her son a nutritious meal, perfect in color, aroma, and taste, that she had practiced making for days. In a boating competition, the heroine took beautiful selfies with her stepson and posted them on Weibo. Naomi Kenway, because her son mentioned wanting to eat seafood, spent the entire afternoon diving into the sea to catch some. ... Some netizens questioned that Naomi Kenway was putting on too much of a show, using her son as a pitiable tool to build up her persona. But they were soon countered by the "pitiable tool" himself: "My mom is the best mom in the world!" Only then did the netizens realize that the introverted and sensitive little boy had gradually become cheerful and lively. Regarding Naomi Kenway's transformation, the other guests complained endlessly. They had originally come to enjoy life, but now they had to wake up at five every morning to cook for their children, or else they would be unfavorably compared to her by netizens. In response, the guests all shouted at Naomi Kenway: "Please stop being so competitive!"