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A pervert father that tries to hold back his nature.. A bitchy devout wife that treats him like a servant. A father in law that collects most of his earnings. This is Carl’s life. Now Carl decides that it is time to put everything behind him and start anew, but an incredible discovery about his father in law makes him decide that it is time to teach him a lesson… of course in his own, pervert way... This is my first attempt at writing. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Also, I am not a native english speaker so do expect grammar errors to pop up. -The tags clearly indicate that this novel is not something that everyone can stomach. If you can't handle it, then don't read it. leaving a review that only says "this is disgusting" just exposes your bigotism. -All character and situations are pure producs of my imagination. Any resemblance to actual people or events is completeley coincidental. DON'T TRY TO REPRODUCE THE ACTS DEPICTED IN THIS BOOK IN REAL LIFE! NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, IT IS CRUEL AND ILLEGAL!!!

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A hooded scavenger in Florida doesn't careabout governments,armies, or world crises.Heonly cares about cans,bottles...and the perfectsteak.Yet when his whims collide with globalpowers,wars halt, fleets retreat,and the fateof humanity is reshaped-all because of oneunassuming man and his bizarre demands. Funny,chaotic,and utterly unpredictable-meetthe hero the world never saw coming.

Jason's boyfriend Chad recently moved out, effectively ending their relationship. A few weeks before Christmas, Barry calls to invite Jason to a holiday party in the hopes of cheering him up. Turns out it's a sexy toy party, and when Jason's talked into helping out, the sexy host Nigel has something special in store for him after the party.

Galadriel discovers that Alpha Lorcan has betrayed her and is having an affair with his sister-in-law, Marigold. Using a hidden computer, she finds explicit photos and videos of the two of them, and she publicly exposes them. Beta Aurelian provides her comfort, and she decides to perform the mate ceremony with Aurelian. Suddenly, Alpha Lorcan bursts in, demanding that Galadriel not bond with Beta Aurelian. As tensions rise, Aurelian reveals his true identity.

Silas Malachai, 23 years old, enters the Toy Factory — a clandestine institution beneath the streets of Chicago — to dispose of anomalous objects: toys and relics that lose their narrative energy and die. He soon discovers he is unlike anyone else: instead of absorbing stories, stories flow *from* him. As he descends through the ranks of the Factory, he comes to realize that his father didn't study the system — he *built* it. And in his diary, whose contents shift with every reading, he left behind a map to something the Factory has feared for decades. The question is not whether Silas will survive. The question is whether the person chosen by stories is a weapon, a resource, or a door that should never have been opened.

Via, who transmigrated in an apocalyptic novel, panicked at the approaching end of the world. The poor her, who occupied the body of a small beauty with no substance, desperately hoarded materials, until the fated day has come... The thing is... How come the apocalypse is not starting? Via thought for a moment and finally remembered that only the month and day has been written in the novel, never the year. The anxious Via suddenly thought: Since I still had time and I don't know the exact year, I'll prepare for the apocalypse until it happened and build myself a fortress, a fortress in the middle of nowhere! Self-sufficiency until the very end! ----- Sneak Peek: Slow footsteps resounded on the house accompanied by a small happy humming of a woman. Xavier and Draxe both relaxed in their seat, feeling that the incoming woman could do nothing to them; tall and muscular men. How unfortunate of them to think so. The woman opened the door and the two men once again tensed up upon seeing a rifle directed at them. The beautiful woman smiled sweetly: How annoying, two rats dared to sneak into my territory? ----- Further into the Future: Xavier and Draxe temporarily came back to the camp to report that they were still alive. Draxe's grandpa looked at his grandson and puzzlingly looked at Xavier's grandpa, his friend. Draxe's grandpa: Is it just me or did my grandson become fatter? Xavier's grandpa looked back at his friend and affirmed: Yes. Don't you think my grandson has become fairer and healthy? Draxe and Xavier both averted their eyes, thinking of the woman who took them in and fattened them.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.