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A pervert father that tries to hold back his nature.. A bitchy devout wife that treats him like a servant. A father in law that collects most of his earnings. This is Carl’s life. Now Carl decides that it is time to put everything behind him and start anew, but an incredible discovery about his father in law makes him decide that it is time to teach him a lesson… of course in his own, pervert way... This is my first attempt at writing. Constructive criticism is always welcome. Also, I am not a native english speaker so do expect grammar errors to pop up. -The tags clearly indicate that this novel is not something that everyone can stomach. If you can't handle it, then don't read it. leaving a review that only says "this is disgusting" just exposes your bigotism. -All character and situations are pure producs of my imagination. Any resemblance to actual people or events is completeley coincidental. DON'T TRY TO REPRODUCE THE ACTS DEPICTED IN THIS BOOK IN REAL LIFE! NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, IT IS CRUEL AND ILLEGAL!!!

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LESBIAN STORY DONT READ UNDER 17 YEARS ADULT STORY namaku abel,umurku 23 tahun...aku bekerja diperusahaan raline shah...dia adalah wanita idaman semua orang,aku hanya ingin bekerja,tidak ada niat apa apa tapi anehnya ketidakpedulianku menjadikanku satusatunya berbeda. ini seperti "setitik noda di kertas putih " aku tidak bisa lari seakan akan dia mengikatkan tali pada leherku

A hooded scavenger in Florida doesn't careabout governments,armies, or world crises.Heonly cares about cans,bottles...and the perfectsteak.Yet when his whims collide with globalpowers,wars halt, fleets retreat,and the fateof humanity is reshaped-all because of oneunassuming man and his bizarre demands. Funny,chaotic,and utterly unpredictable-meetthe hero the world never saw coming.

Jason's boyfriend Chad recently moved out, effectively ending their relationship. A few weeks before Christmas, Barry calls to invite Jason to a holiday party in the hopes of cheering him up. Turns out it's a sexy toy party, and when Jason's talked into helping out, the sexy host Nigel has something special in store for him after the party.

Galadriel discovers that Alpha Lorcan has betrayed her and is having an affair with his sister-in-law, Marigold. Using a hidden computer, she finds explicit photos and videos of the two of them, and she publicly exposes them. Beta Aurelian provides her comfort, and she decides to perform the mate ceremony with Aurelian. Suddenly, Alpha Lorcan bursts in, demanding that Galadriel not bond with Beta Aurelian. As tensions rise, Aurelian reveals his true identity.

Silas Malachai, 23 years old, enters the Toy Factory — a clandestine institution beneath the streets of Chicago — to dispose of anomalous objects: toys and relics that lose their narrative energy and die. He soon discovers he is unlike anyone else: instead of absorbing stories, stories flow *from* him. As he descends through the ranks of the Factory, he comes to realize that his father didn't study the system — he *built* it. And in his diary, whose contents shift with every reading, he left behind a map to something the Factory has feared for decades. The question is not whether Silas will survive. The question is whether the person chosen by stories is a weapon, a resource, or a door that should never have been opened.

Via, who transmigrated in an apocalyptic novel, panicked at the approaching end of the world. The poor her, who occupied the body of a small beauty with no substance, desperately hoarded materials, until the fated day has come... The thing is... How come the apocalypse is not starting? Via thought for a moment and finally remembered that only the month and day has been written in the novel, never the year. The anxious Via suddenly thought: Since I still had time and I don't know the exact year, I'll prepare for the apocalypse until it happened and build myself a fortress, a fortress in the middle of nowhere! Self-sufficiency until the very end! ----- Sneak Peek: Slow footsteps resounded on the house accompanied by a small happy humming of a woman. Xavier and Draxe both relaxed in their seat, feeling that the incoming woman could do nothing to them; tall and muscular men. How unfortunate of them to think so. The woman opened the door and the two men once again tensed up upon seeing a rifle directed at them. The beautiful woman smiled sweetly: How annoying, two rats dared to sneak into my territory? ----- Further into the Future: Xavier and Draxe temporarily came back to the camp to report that they were still alive. Draxe's grandpa looked at his grandson and puzzlingly looked at Xavier's grandpa, his friend. Draxe's grandpa: Is it just me or did my grandson become fatter? Xavier's grandpa looked back at his friend and affirmed: Yes. Don't you think my grandson has become fairer and healthy? Draxe and Xavier both averted their eyes, thinking of the woman who took them in and fattened them.

Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.