garfield minus garfield

Cleo and hopeless romantic Eli, old rivals, fake a relationship for a string of weddings. Their "no feelings" contract crashes when real sparks fly, forcing them to ditch their algorithms and embrace the messy, unpredictable reality of love.

Kermit and Garfield factions have a war over lasagna

Blood is a body fluid in humans and other animals that delivers necessary substances such as nutrients and oxygen to the cells and transports metabolic waste products away from those same cells. That what I read from Wikipedia. And blood has four main components: plasma, red blood cells, white blood cells, and platelets. I am a human, so of course, normally, I should have these four components too. But the last words of my grandma, and all the weird instruction she keeps remind me as far I can remember, making me doubt myself. If I am not human, then what am I? If the outside world knew how different my blood is, will I always need to hide and never feel safe?

There were barriers—barriers that extended upward endlessly. What lay beyond these barriers remained unbeknown to humanity. Yet, from beyond them emerged unimaginable entities known as Partians. They were eerie, aberrant creatures—often anthropomorphic, but imbued with unnatural strength. An amalgam of both human and animal genes, they far transcended the frontiers of human capability. Seemingly, they were deemed to be humanity's gravest enemy. Within the barriers, that was. That day—after the invasion—everything changed. Sent away from danger, Kisatsu woke up in an unfamiliar room three days after the invasion had taken everything from him. A nation away from home, facing all odds, he swore to retrieve his older brother—everything he had left.

It's a coincidence how every insane time possible is gathered in one place. Courtney Whinters and Stasy Johnson both have completely different powers. Wishes are made, people die, spirits awake and everything comes crashing down in the 'school of the unknown'.

Not really a female lead, but the romance genre was only in the female column.

A 30 years old man suddenly die or at least he should have and get summoned to another world, What, I'm The Hero, Huh, Now For Some Reason,I'm Also The Villain.

Oakhaven is a perfect town. In 1991, the lawns are green, the neighbors are friendly, and the sun always shines. It is the last place you would expect to find a nightmare. The peace is broken when a young child is found dead in the woods.The body is not just dead ,it is a message. The child's gut has been opened with surgical precision, and a single brass key is tucked inside. There was no struggle. No scream. It was a like the child acceapt it Jack, a man hidden behind bandages that hid his raw, burned flesh, must find the person pulling the strings. Along with the blind Samuel, he has to stop the killeer before the town is gone. In a place this perfect, how do you catch a ghost who never "touches" the knife?

“To be a hero is to suffer. To be a Minus is to suffer. So we must be heroes for we are one and the same to the world.” -Deus Ex Machina Alic Viser has carried the weight of his father’s sins everyday since he became the first Negative. Now with a world of unwanted heroes Alic is given a chance to change his life and become one of Deus Ex Machina’s Masterminds. Will Alic lead his team of Minuses to change and save the world or will they fall to forces much greater them.

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.