shenzi banzai and ed gets grounded

If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

Before her rebirth, she was abandoned by her parents, then murdered by her seemingly pure but vile younger sister. After her rebirth, she kicked all her scum boyfriends to the curb and began a campaign of abuse against the superficially perfect. Rumors were rife on the internet that Qin Sheng was a kept woman? A bunch of computer nerds, "Let's hack the keyboard warriors' computers." The first director, "Boss, have you written the script yet?" The medical expert, "Sheng Sheng, our research institute will give you 100 million. When will you be able to join our team?" A famous painter, "Sister Sheng, take me along when you hold your art exhibition." The CEO of a billion-dollar company, "Boss, when are you going to publicly disclose your identity?" Finally, a big boss pulled Qin Sheng into his arms. "Sheng Sheng, I've transferred all the assets under my name to you." Netizens, "?? This world has suddenly become crazy?" She was a business genius, a computer genius, a legendary screenwriter, a legendary painter, and a legendary medical expert. It remained to be seen how she would create flourishing prosperity. (The male protagonist has a propensity for recognizing bitches, but is infinitely sweet and doting to the female protagonist!)

"Dragons and their spawn rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _____ Power comes from the beast you tame. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, chimeras, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, troll dogs(not doge) or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option... His aging parents sold everything for his "failed" chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? Turns out they start small too. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a darker story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun and taming expectations. _______ We will use the same Discord from my first book, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Silly tags that seem to matter a lot to some readers: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem (Vote! I can write either, and in any case, there will be multiple girls. The only difference is whether he chooses one in the end or goes the "liberal" route.... democracy is yours!), No NTR.

"Jiang Yu transmigrates into a novel and becomes a side character in the book. In the book, she's a long-lost daughter of the Jiang family. She returns to the wealthy family and the socialite circle calls her idiotic, trashy, and ugly. They ostracize her and despise her. Only her stepsister, Jiang Wan, treats her well. She is completely dependent on Jiang Wan and tells her the secret of how she had saved her four brothers. In the end, all the credit is snatched by Jiang Wan. Her stepsister becomes the apple of her brothers' eyes while she is isolated with no want to turn to for help. She dies with grievances. Jiang Yu, the real all-rounder who has just transmigrated, directly kicks one of her brothers, sending him rolling! Her face is filled with disgust. My fate cannot be decided by the author! ————————— Later, her brothers realize the truth, and they all fight to spoil her: A new aristocrat of the business world who's worth billions says, ""How dare you show off a necklace worth only 100 million yuan in front of my sister?"" A medical sage, the world-renowned genius second brother: ""How dare you provoke my sister. Do you have a death wish?"" The third brother, a top singer and dancer, says, ""My sister is THE fairy. Who do you think you are?"" The fourth brother, a racing rookie and school prince who slays all young girls, says, ""If you don't kneel down and apologize to my sister, you can forget about leaving this street."" Then there's that ruthless and fearsome man. He dotes on her excessively, loving her so much to the point of craziness. He tortures all the scumbags for her, yet he's afraid that her hand would hurt. He holds her hand and says, ""Yu'er, don't make me leave."" Brothers: Let go of that stinky paws of yours!! If you want to marry my sister, you must pass the test! This is a heartwarming story about sibling love and romantic love. Imagine, if you had four brothers, how would you get along with them? If you are interested in this story, please add to your Library and let us know~ "

Elliot era il perfetto esempio di un nerd che non aveva mai veramente assaporato ciò che la vita aveva da offrire prima che la morte lo reclamasse. Grazie alla sua mente brillante, aveva facilmente sposato la ragazza più ambita della sua scuola—sebbene fosse puramente perché suo padre voleva sfruttarlo, e lui era rimasto completamente ignaro. Tuttavia, tutto è crollato quando ha capito quanto fosse stato sciocco per tutte le persone sbagliate. Ma non era del tutto senza speranza. Elliot era piuttosto indifferente riguardo alla morte. Una seconda possibilità, tuttavia, ha completamente frantumato quella indifferenza. A causa di un acceso disaccordo tra un dio dell'inganno e una misteriosa vecchia megera, Elliot è rinato in uno strano nuovo mondo come Northern—un regno completamente diverso. Questo mondo aveva forgiato la propria voce, dato vita alle proprie calamità, e incoronato i propri eroi. In un mondo dove le persone risvegliano talenti, Elliot stranamente risveglia la capacità di copiare quegli stessi talenti. Ma con quel potere è arrivata una schiacciante responsabilità—fardelli troppo pesanti per un ragazzo giovane e inesperto come Northern. Tuttavia, preferirebbe attraversare le fiamme dell'inferno piuttosto che frantumarsi. *** Questo romanzo si estende per oltre mille capitoli, quindi lasciate che vi dia un avvertimento su cosa aspettarvi. Il MC sarà insopportabile all'inizio. Questa è una storia in cui il MC ha montagne di crescita da fare, e sì—sarà irritante per i primi centinaia di capitoli. Che tu rimanga o te ne vada è completamente a tua discrezione, ma fidati: evolverà, e guardare quella trasformazione sarà incredibilmente gratificante. Conosci quella sensazione quando il tuo coinquilino che ha indossato la stessa felpa incrostata per una settimana finalmente impara a fare il bucato con regolarità? Lo guardi piegare i vestiti come se fosse un rituale sacro, proteggendo quel cesto della biancheria come un uovo di drago. O quando il tuo autore preferito—che prima non rispondeva mai—inizia improvvisamente a rispondere a ogni singolo commento con genuina attenzione. Ti rendi conto che avresti potuto perdere l'opportunità di assistere alla loro completa trasformazione se ti fossi arreso. È esattamente di questo che si tratta. Sarà un viaggio brutale ma affascinante—solo non abbandonarlo troppo in fretta. Oh, e la grammatica inizia un po' approssimativa ma migliora notevolmente nei capitoli successivi. Grazie, e ci vediamo dall'altra parte dei mille capitoli.

Before her death, Xia Wan has seen her own family being set up and killed, her beloved recognizing the wrong person as his savior, and their engagement party! Even her upperclassman had run a blade through her chest, snarling spitefully, "Xia Bing will have everything with your death! It was Xia Bing again! She stole all of Xia Wan's accomplishments and her lover's, but wanted her dead as well! And yet, Xia Wan could not say a word against her! However, when she thought that her death was inevitable, Xia Wan was reincarnated to a day 18 years ago, when her whole family was still alive and before all tragedy began! This time, she swore that she will have her family stay safe, healthy and happy. Insincere skanks trying to stop her? She slapped them until they cry! Scumbags wanting to date her? Xia Wan: Sorry, you're too ugly. After chasing off everyone and finally earning some peace, Xia Wan was going to sleep when someone knocked on her door. She opened it to find her beloved from the last life!"Do I happen to fit your type?" The sight of his white shirt and slightly bared chest left Xia Wan clutching her bleeding nose. Xia Wan: Men are too sexy in a white shirt! This is against the rules! A certain man: That doesn't matter. Bringing my wife home is more important!

# pet beasts # impart cultivation Lin Bai transmigrated to an eastern fantasy world where everyone cultivates. On the day he transmigrated, he received an Impart Returns System. As long as he imparted his cultivation to a pet beast, the system would return him a random reward that could be anything between twice the amount he imparted or even up to 10,000 thousand times. [3 years of cultivation imparted to White Cat. 10X returned. You now have 30 years of cultivation!] [White Cat has activated the genes of the ancient White Tiger! White Cat has evolved into White Tiger!] [5 years of cultivation imparted to Green Snake. 100X returned. You now have 500 years of cultivation!] [Green Snake has activated the genes of the wild Green Dragon! Green Snake has evolved into Green Dragon!] [8 years of cultivation imparted to Firefinch. 1000X returned. You now have 8000 years of cultivation!] [Firefinch has activated the genes of the ancient Phoenix! Firefinch has evolved into Phoenix!] [10 years of cultivation imparted to Spirit Fox. 10000X returned. You now have 100000 years of cultivation!] [Spirit Fox has activated the genes of the Nine-tailed Fox! Spirit Fox has evolved into Nine-tailed Fox!] Before imparting, everyone always says, “My goodness! This guy’s pet beasts are so powerful!” After imparting, everyone always says, “Good god! This guy is way more ridiculously powerful compared to his pet beasts!”

After failing her high school entrance exam, Tan You was punished by her mother to face the wall and reflect on her mistakes, and accidentally bound herself to a fledgling beauty system. Tan You originally thought the system was an omnipotent, heaven-sent savior, only to later discover it was just a useless little thing that could only shout "Good job!" Apart from being able to increase her beauty value, it was utterly useless. Yet, after binding to this system, Tan You had no choice but to run around everywhere for it, and thus began Tan You's magnificent and eventful life...

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In a dark room, a handsome man, with a jawline to die for, was down on both his knees. On both sides of the man's strong and narrow waist, two slender legs hung weakly. With a fit body, the man completely enveloped the woman within him. Every time he moved, he was unrestrained and his bulging muscles expanded, bringing the woman to a high she’d never experienced. After that night, Sophia realized she was pregnant. She panicked. After all, she never had any sexual experiences. She thought of that night when she was drunk at a party, but she couldn't recall who the baby's father was. Was it the playboy, Norman, who looked like Leonardo DiCaprio? Or was it the smart and handsome, yet serious-looking Felix? Perhaps it was Claude, a popular figure in school with a muscular body, six-packs, and an athletic figure? With the help of her good friend Olivia and Anita, they arranged a meeting with the suspected “fathers” at the villa where they had sex that night. When Sophia expressed that she would keep the child, their reactions were completely different. Yet, why was it that the sharp-tongued man, who called the shots at Wall Street, a man who never stopped mocking her to suddenly show concern and care for her?