I Clapped a Fly, and My System Said I Slayed a Dragon?
cultivation, system, Realm,
Three days ago, Robert Murphy died after being overwhelmed by a swarm of wild bees while trying to save a frightened little girl. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in the body of another Robert Murphy on a parallel Earth that looks almost identical to his own—except for one extraordinary difference. A thousand years earlier, ten mysterious Heavenly Chasms appeared in the sky, releasing Vega Star Energy, a power that transformed humanity. In this world, martial arts, breathing techniques, sword training, and cultivation are part of everyday life, and universities teach them alongside ordinary subjects.
As Robert struggles to adapt to his second life, he awakens the Invincible Orange System. Unfortunately, the system is completely glitched. It mistakes ordinary modern life for an ancient immortal cultivation world. A tiny fly becomes the Vega King Dragon Beast, a library becomes the Heavenly Scripture Pavilion, a harmless spider is labeled a Beast Emperor, and a university gym transforms into the Body Tempering Hall. Every ridiculous misunderstanding rewards Robert with real experience, Qi, skills, and hidden treasures.
Determined to stay unnoticed, Robert soon discovers that becoming stronger without attracting attention is impossible. As the system's absurd missions continue, he begins to suspect an even greater mystery: what if the system isn't malfunctioning at all? What if the forgotten truth behind the Ten Heavenly Chasms is slowly awakening, and his "glitches" are actually revealing the world's hidden past?