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There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress] [Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted] [Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...] [1%... 5%... 33%... 99%] [Replication complete!] [Rebooting and reconstructing the world...] … Becoming a god feels like a grand deception. Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol. You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nameless one. You don't even have a body of your own. [Detecting host awakening... Binding process initiated] [Binding complete. Initial gift pack activated. Congratulations, host! You have obtained the talent: Tribute Hundredfold Amplification!] [A believer offers you a pebble. You receive a Holy Crystal!] [A believer offers you a wooden stick. You receive the Spear of Longinus!] [A believer offers you a harmonica. You receive the Archangel’s Trumpet!] Good. "From this moment forth, the gods shall heed my command. Who stands with me, and who dares oppose?" Seated deep within the sacred temple, you gaze upon the vast cosmos at your feet, looking over the myriad realms with serene indifference.

Question your own mind.Does that answer your question correctly?Or remain silent.Is your brain asking you questions?If they ask a question, what kind of question are they asking?Does your brain answer your questions or ignore you?Through Tathagata Buddha we can focus our minds and get the right results.

Raised by his aunt, after his mother died, Pad McLaughlin enlisted in the Air Force to see the world, and save money for college, but he didn’t expect to fall in love with his supervisor, RJ Davis, a handsome, dashing officer. Rather than return home right away after his tour of duty in Saudi Arabia, Pad gambles on love by joining RJ in Bangkok, despite the government’s policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” When Pad realizes RJ doesn’t love him, he returns home broken-hearted only to be distracted by Wayne, another hunky airman, who keeps secrets from Pad.<br><br>When RJ finally realizes after Pad’s gone what Pad means to him, is he too late? Will Pad choose the officer or the airman?<br><br>Set in 2008, this love story takes place before the end of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” when gay men who loved each other were forced to remain in the closet and deny themselves happiness.

[Congratulations, Host! You have transmigrated to a magical world.] Good! [Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier identity—Prince of Ilan!] Very Good! [Congratulations, Host! You have received a transmigration gift: SSS-tier Gift—Marty Bloodline!] [Level-up Speed ×10, All Spell Power ×10] Very Very Good! [Generating Bloodline…] [0%... 5%... 35%... 42%...] Can’t wait any longer~~~ [Warning! Warning! Warning!] [World backlash detected! System is about to collapse!] [Host, please evade! Host, please evade!] Wait, are you kidding me??? [Bang!] And just like that, you transmigrated into a magical world. With the system gone, despite your extraordinary talent, you chose to lay low and survive. The world is vast, but staying alive is the top priority. Years later, a rumor began to spread around you: "Wait… you're telling me that useless prince… has been god rank all along???"

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Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

# SUPER RICH # NEW DAD Xu Zhi was transmigrated to planet Bluestar and became the stay-at-home husband of the President of a gaming company. When his wife got pregnant, his mother-in-law demanded that she return home to rest. Before heading back, his wife left the company in Xu Zhi's care, asking him to keep the company stable until she returned. However, ten months later, his wife, who had just given birth, learned that she became the richest woman in the country. Xu Zhi looked at his twin babies and silently promised, "I'm going to make your mother the richest person on this planet in a year!" ... When Xu Zhi took over the position of chairman, the first thing he did was cancel the development plan of a game with large investment and started to focus on a new game, Jumping the Line of Fire. "Sir! As someone who holds a Master's Degree in Mathematics, I don't agree with turning a small handgun that can only hold 4 bullets into one that can fire 18 bullets!" the Director of the planning team said. "Sir! 999 is just too expensive for this gun! No one would buy it!" the Director of another team said. No matter how much his employees were against his decision, Xu Zhi insisted on making the new game his way. A month later, the game's open beta was launched. On the first day, the game had earned the company ten million. In ten days, the earning from the game had reached three hundred million. In just a month, the company had earned more than a billion from that game alone. "You guys need to understand that the role of a gaming company is to provide their players with the best entertainment. What's the point of making something realistic in a virtual world? That's like adding salt to a dessert," Xu Zhi said. "Oh, right! Everyone will get a 10 thousand yuan bonus this month." "Long live the President!" all the employees cheered.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"