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After time-traveling, Zhong Wen was rescued by a little girl and brought to the Drifting Petal Palace, which consisted only of female disciples. In this world, the most top-tier martial arts, spiritual techniques, and knowledge all originated from ancient times. As a result, studying the incomprehensible ancient script became the trend of the era, a symbol of social status. During an unexpected turn of events, he opened a book inscribed with ancient divine text and was astonished to discover...

Step 1: Inherit a creepy old mansion. Step 2: Unlock a cursed system that makes girls fall dangerously in love with you… just by saying “hi.” Step 3: Learn that if you don’t reject them within 10 texts, something terrible happens. My name’s Ren. And apparently, I’m the “Catalyst for Affection-Based Catastrophes.” (Yeah. That’s literally what it said.) My peaceful new life? Over. Now I’m stuck in a house full of magically unstable girls: A sword-swinging elf. A fire mage with zero personal boundaries. A strict class rep who faints if I so much as look at her. And a witch who cursed the bathroom mirror to spy on me. They’re beautiful. They’re powerful. They’re dangerously obsessed. And if I mess this up, someone’s going to get hurt—maybe me. Reject them too late? Game over. Fall for one of them? Even worse. This isn’t a dating sim. It’s survival of the cutest. Welcome to my life. It's not just a harem. It's a hostage situation.

In the blazing finals of the Miyagi Prefecture Junior High tournament, the gym roars as Chidoriyama’s ace, Akira Tōru, takes the court. With silver hair catching the lights and a confident grin, he faces Kitagawa Daiichi—and their “King,” Tobio Kageyama. From the first serve, Akira’s elegant spikes and impenetrable “Holy Wall” blocks dismantle Kitagawa’s offense. Thud! Every block shakes the court, drawing gasps from the stands. In Karasuno’s section, Hinata Shōyō leans forward, eyes wide. “He’s amazing…” Daichi folds his arms, impressed. “That’s precision. And power.” Tanaka whistles. “He’s a demon up there.” Even Nishinoya, now a graduate, punches the air. “That’s my junior!” Desperate to break through, Kageyama sets lightning-fast balls, but his teammates can’t keep up. Frustration builds; Kitagawa’s rhythm shatters. The scoreboard climbs—25–18, 25–15. Chidoriyama claims victory, and Akira, sweat glistening, simply smiles as if it were just another day. Rumors swirl. A three-time national champion in junior high, courted by elite volleyball powerhouses, Akira shocks everyone by choosing Karasuno—not Shiratorizawa, not Aoba Johsai. Oikawa sulks in disbelief, while Karasuno’s veterans wonder what this prodigy will bring. When Akira steps into Karasuno’s gym for the first time, the atmosphere shifts. His playful jabs in practice hide a razor-sharp mind, picking apart defenses and reading opponents with ease. But when he turns serious, his presence is overwhelming, almost unbeatable. For Hinata, he’s both best friend and rival. For Kageyama, he’s the wall to climb. And for Karasuno, he may just be the spark to take them back to the top.

What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... "What are you hiding?" "An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?

"What are the odds that you are dared to send a random text to a stranger? And, what are the odds that the stranger happens to be someone you would never have imagined in your wildest fantasies? Well, the odds are in Chloe's favor. A text conversation which starts as a dare takes a one eighty degree turn when the person behind the screen turns out to be the cockiest, most arrogant, annoying asshat. Despite all this; the flirting, the heart to heart conversations and the late night musings are something they become accustomed to and something which gradually opens locked doors...but, that's not all. To top it all off, the guy just might happen to be in the same school and have a reputation for a overly skeptical identity... ""What are you hiding?"" ""An awesome body, beneath these layers of clothing ;)"" But, who knows what Noah is really hiding and what are the consequences of this secret?"

Nobody’s doing it so I will! This story is set in the same universe as Haikyuu! Anime/Manga but with different protagonists. It begins during the school year after the Spring High Nationals, meaning, when the canon protagonists (Hinata and Kageyama) are already in their second year of high school. Rise to challenge of today and witness the tale of a certain center ace and his team’s long journey towards the top. ** Few months ago, the Silver Stags of Shiroshikata Gakuen Men's Volleyball Team lost to Itachiyama Gakuen in the third round of the Spring High Nationals. Upon witnessing the myriad of talents during that tournament, freshman Arakata Hiroaki vowed to win against everyone else in the next tournament their team will enter. This is a story about life, friendship, teamwork, sportsmanship, badassery, and what it truly means to win. ** I do not own Haikyuu, and all credits to that goes to Haruichi Furudate-sensei. I merely crafted my own fanfiction story and created my OCs to introduce a new protagonist to this incredible sports manga/anime. This is just for fun. Also, this is an edit of my previous book, so I'll fix the tags and fanfic label of this soon when I figure out how to actually do it. Cover is only temporary, I am making one now and will change it when I'm done. Warning: Contain spoilers for those who haven’t read the manga. Important: Read the auxiliary chapter.

‘Why is it so hard for a fragile man to say I love you?? Maybe it’s the way a person can be so confident in something and themselves that truly scares them but not the word itself. Saying I love you to a person and actions to not live up too the standards you falsely spoke into fruition amasses a great deal of pain and suffer up onto one another is one of the greatest trials to Receive in the experience we call Existence. You’re never really the same after, yet you’re on your way to healing and crafting you’re happily Ever. ‘I want a man that wants to heal and shall never stop. Someone to pick me up when I’m in a dusk of fog. To call me at 4:59am before my clock goes off.’ I want a man to know when it’s time to be a man and when it’s time to play like a child in a factory of false truths and soon to be broken dreams that will once again live to see a sunny day before dusk breaks Sometimes I think to myself why do I choose to live the life of a person who has yet put up their Jersey?Maybe I haven’t finished my lustful Journey And with all the speed bumps and trauma that have taken place in the seven seas around my heart and temple that hold me from going afloat It was until the day I almost risen that I knew with a new day, came hope Maybe sprinting in spirit with the spiders and webs they’ve made home in mine, I’ve grown and am growing to realize there is no true one set concept of time Maybe pattering my feet in this room with no light may be therapy & Maybe Just Maybe, I’ll keep Dancing Alone In The Dark’. Act I. Jun 21st. FULL LYRIC BOOK. NOV 8Th. 2024. Following the 3rd lyric book release of "Happily Ever After" released in 2022, Dancing Alone in The Dark" is a part of a 2 Part ACT series, with Deluxe Versions, & the official follow up and overall 4th lyric book project by, Darius Clayton. Set To Release June 21st, of 2024. & Available November 4th On Webnovel. (First Updated: Bio On November 13th 2023.) (Last Updated: Bio On June 13th 2025.)

It was supposed to be my mission to kill you so how did I end up falling in love with you? Miya Atsumu who's a secret spy of Division of Intelligence located in Ichigaya district in Tokyo was assigned with a mission to be a hitman of the most popular yakuza group in Japan. Sakusa Kiyoomi, the new head of Sakusa-kai, was forced to replace his father to continue the business. Did he made a mistake trusting Atsumu or would this be a new start to change his view in life?

He likes his tea at the correct temperature, his socks properly paired, and his mornings arranged in a way that suggests the universe still has standards. When the rain starts melting streets, the dead begin walking, and something the size of an office block starts treating the city like a snack drawer, Arthur does what any sensible man would do. He complains about infrastructure. Unknown to Arthur, the world ended three years ago. Also unknown to Arthur, an ancient reality-warping entity has bonded itself to him and now lives inside his shadow. It can erase monsters, bend perception, fold space, and turn threats into neat little cubes before Arthur has time to notice anything impolite happening nearby. Unfortunately, its host has the survival instincts of a tax form and the emotional range of a man mildly inconvenienced by poor customer service. So while Arthur walks through the apocalypse looking for socks, groceries, functioning public transport, and someone to accept his complaint letters, the thing inside his shadow works itself half to death keeping him alive. It destroys horrors before he sees them. It edits reality when he notices too much. It silently curses every monster stupid enough to approach him. And Arthur, somehow, still thinks the city just needs better maintenance. A/N: I was discovering my writing style for a few months while writing this (My first book) so the atmosphere and ambience change a lil

From 2017 up till now, Darius Clayton has discovered a bunch about who he is and what he believes in. Every song will be leading up to a central idea that you can all decide what you took away from it and what the story and what it is about to y'all. Originally Published on wattpad by the same publisher on September 1st 2019. Wattpad @dariusclayton7 Insta @iamdariusclayton