Accidentally Bonded to My Enemy During GST Filing Season
GST IS OVERRATED !
Itâs GST filing season â every accountant, banker, and taxpayer in India is on the verge of tears.
During peak GST filing week, Nacikate traces a breach in the government database back to a small café Wi-Fi in Bandra.
He storms there â briefcase, fury, and pheromones blazing â only to find Mehul, barefoot on the floor, surrounded by laptops.
They argue like:
Mehul: âYour encryption is an insult to hackers.â
Nacikate: âYouâre an insult to basic hygiene.â
In the chaos, Mehul hacks into the bankâs bond registration AI, just to prove a pointâŠ
and accidentally links their biometric data as a bonded pair.
Congratulations.
The system now recognizes them as married partners under a shared GST number.
MC â Mehul Shah (Beta, Hacker)
Secondary gender: Beta
Occupation: Freelance hacker / part-time conspiracy theorist.
Education: dropped out of an engineering college in Surat after crashing the campus Wi-Fi âfor research.â
Residence: rents a one-room flat that doubles as his âlab.â
Personality:
Runs on cold coffee, paranoia, and spite.
Extremely good at coding, catastrophically bad at life.
insists heâs a âfreedom-of-information activist,â but he mostly hacks GST portals to prove he can.
Allergic to authority, deadlines, and soap.
Vibe: Hoodie, dark circles, and a playlist called âTax Evasion Beats to Code To.â
Goal: Expose corruption in the banking system⊠while simultaneously scamming petty tax refunds.
Quote: âI didnât hack your account; I just liberated your data from capitalism.â
ML â Nacikate Rao (Alpha, Banker)
Secondary gender: Alpha
Occupation: Senior finance manager at Bharat National Bank.
Personality:
Arrogant, sharp-dressed, takes his title way too seriously.
Believes Google Sheets is an art form.
Rules by intimidation; HR sends interns to him as punishment.
Has a perfectionist streak so deep it borders on pathology.
Absolutely refuses to believe a Beta could out-think him.
Vibe: Rolex, cologne that smells like power abuse, and a temper shorter than a 2% TDS deduction.
Goal: Track down a hacker whoâs been tampering with the GST portal.
Quote: âIâll audit your soul, Mehul.â