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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Fight, Flight, or Freeze: The Healer's Story

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in a body that wasn't yours? A much, much younger body? I can't say that I had ever given it much thought. That was until one night when a patient entered the ER where I was working at and shot me point blank in the head. You know, if he wanted a second opinion, all he had to do was ask. But that's besides the point... Some how, some way, I work up in a strange hospital with a woman that looked suspiciously like my mother holding my hand and crying. Over joyed to see her, it took me a few minutes to realize that I was no longer the 25 year old, successful doctor at one of the most prestigious hospitals in the world. Nope, I was a 6 year old girl that for a moment... wanted her mother. When the apocalypse comes, it is everyone for themselves. I have three choices: do I fight for what I want? Will I run away and hide, or will I freeze when the demons of my past come back to haunt me? You might know me as the Healer, but this is my story to tell. ------ Fight, Flight, or Freeze is the second novel in the Rebirth in the Apocalypse series, this time featuring the Healer: Wang Tian Mu and her men. You won't have to read the first one to be able to understand this one, and she is not going to stay a child for the whole thing. Li Dai Lu and her guys will be popping in occasionally, but this is strictly Wang Tian Mu's story! I hope you enjoy! Other Novels: Rebirth In the Apocalypse: Third Time's A Charm (Completed) Star's Ships (Completed) Part Of Your World (Completed) Dancing with Monsters (Completed) As Silent As A Mouse (Completed) Be Careful What You Wish For: A Zombie Apocalypse Novel (Completed) The Witch In The Woods: The Transmigration of Hazel-Anne Davis (Ongoing) Seraphina's Revenge (Ongoing) Find me on Discord: devilbesideyou666 (@Sakura#6289)
Sci-fi
372 Chs
Virtual Idol in the Beast World: Five Clans Fight Over Me

Virtual Idol in the Beast World: Five Clans Fight Over Me

Gu Ning transmigrated to the Beastman World and was mistaken for a low-class Mixed Breed. However, as a purebred human, Gu Ning neither had the strong and durable physique of a Mixed Breed, nor was she protected like the Beast Females. To avoid being starved to death or sold off as a Mixed Breed, Gu Ning could only find work online— One day, a virtual character blogger rapidly went viral online. Every video released by this blogger featured the same Beast Female, but their clans were different. The Beastman clans have strong tribalistic views, and they were furious about this act of using the same model for different clans, leading to a storm of criticism. However, this model was simply too beautiful, and the Beastmen couldn't help but watch while they cursed, becoming avid followers: Bear Clan: "Blogger, can you release more videos of the Bear Clan's little darling? Don't just focus on the Dog Clan's!" [Donates 10,000 Honey Coins] Dog Clan: "Hee hee, we just love watching our darling, we want to see a video of our darling eating!" [Donates 100,000 Bone Coins] Wolf Clan: "That's clearly our Wolf Clan's darling!" [Donates 100,000 Bone Coins] The reclusive Merfolk Clan: "Is there no Merfolk darling?" [Donates 1,000,000 Shell Coins] * After filming a daily life video, Gu Ning took off the fake Wolf Clan beast ears, put on the fake Merfolk fins, and sighed in her heart—Beastmen's money is so easy to earn. Her joy was short-lived; Gu Ning's account was unfortunately doxxed. The Beastmen were shocked to discover that the virtual character created by this blogger actually existed in real life, and was truly the same female! The Beastmen went crazy! Gu Ning looked at the Beastmen who came chasing after her one by one, her heart trembling with fear. She was really just trying to make money, not to get involved with Beastmen! This size difference could be fatal!
Sci-fi
197 Chs
Write a South Park fanfiction in the style of South Park.
In South Park, there was a strange occurrence. A new kid moved into town, but this kid was a bit different. He was a super - smart alien in disguise. The boys, being the curious bunch they are, quickly noticed something was off. Cartman thought he could use the alien to take over the world, Kyle wanted to help the alien fit in, Stan was just confused, and Kenny was along for the ride. They all got into crazy adventures as they tried to figure out the alien's true motives and protect South Park from any potential threats.
2 answers
2024-11-03 16:55
How to write a South Park fanfic in the South Park style?
First, understand the show's humor. South Park often uses dark, satirical, and irreverent humor. So, your fanfic can have out - of - the - box and edgy ideas. Second, get the characters right. Know their personalities like Cartman's self - centeredness, Stan's more down - to - earth nature. Third, use simple language. The show doesn't use overly complex words. Just be creative and don't be afraid to be a bit crazy in your story - telling.
3 answers
2024-12-02 15:06
Is South Park the best cartoon?
It depends on your taste. Some people think it's the best for its humor and social commentary, while others might have different preferences.
2 answers
2025-06-01 06:44
How can I make my South Park fanfiction more like the South Park style?
One important aspect of the South Park style is the social commentary. The show often takes real - world issues and exaggerates them in a comical way. In your fanfiction, you could do the same. For instance, if there's a current trend in society like the overuse of social media, you could create a story where the South Park characters are either obsessed with it or trying to fight against it. Another key element is the use of cut - away gags. These are short scenes that break away from the main story to show something completely unrelated but still funny. Try to include some of these in your fanfiction to really capture the South Park feel.
1 answer
2024-11-03 11:20
South Park: What are some interesting South Park New Kid x Kenny fanfiction ideas?
One idea could be them going on an adventure in South Park together, like exploring the mysterious cave that no one else dares to enter. Another could be a story where they have to work together to save the town from some kind of strange new threat. Maybe a super - powered villain shows up and New Kid and Kenny combine their unique skills to defeat it.
1 answer
2024-12-13 07:01
Has there been a South Park comic?
Yes, there have been South Park comics. They feature the same humorous and irreverent style as the show.
2 answers
2024-10-15 10:07
Is South Park based on a true story?
South Park is not based on a true story. The show's creators come up with creative and often absurd concepts that have no basis in real events. It's all for the sake of comedy and pushing boundaries.
1 answer
2024-10-11 06:14
What are the characteristics of South Park cartoons?
South Park cartoons are known for their irreverent humor and satirical take on various social and political issues. They often push boundaries and are not afraid to be controversial.
2 answers
2025-04-30 12:07
Is South Park an awesome and crazy cartoon?
Yes, it is! South Park is known for its wild and unique style that makes it both awesome and crazy.
2 answers
2025-05-01 11:01
What is the appeal of South Park cartoons?
South Park cartoons are appealing because they're funny and irreverent. They often tackle current issues in a satirical way that makes people think and laugh at the same time.
3 answers
2025-05-01 11:50
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